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Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 3:59pm On Oct 07, 2016
Smallville10:
blood of god! Chai! Babe ur case is serious o... Guys suck girls breast because dey learnt it from birth but for ur case u have sucked 129 dicks from january till now... My sister ur life remain one bar... Come to my temple for anoiting
Haba prophet.. i ain't never even suck a dick before grin grin tongue
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 4:14pm On Oct 07, 2016
Lawlahdey:
Haba prophet.. i ain't never even suck a dick before grin grin tongue
Girl why u dey lie? Oya come to my temple and lets deliver you... D i have something for u from heaven.

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Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 07, 2016
Pearl
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by jey4all(m): 4:20pm On Oct 07, 2016
Oluwa jayboy
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Greataausim(m): 6:27am On Oct 08, 2016
Smallville10:
chai! Smh... My brother, u are going to hell... U go soon die

Idiot na ur generation dey go to hell and they shall soon die
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by stylochime: 9:00am On Oct 08, 2016
stylo
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 9:28am On Oct 08, 2016
Greataausim:

Idiot na ur generation dey go to hell and they shall soon die
now u see why i say u are going to hell
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Sollykay41(m): 9:31am On Oct 08, 2016
sollykay
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 9:32am On Oct 08, 2016
stylochime:
stylo
its me SMALLVILLE10, one mod don ban my ministry account be dont worry d lord is everywhere...
Stylo, hmmmmm... D lord is saying u should sow a seed into my ministry
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 9:33am On Oct 08, 2016
mhiz:
Pearl
chai... D lord is asking, u be mami water?
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 9:34am On Oct 08, 2016
Fear not my people, for it is I in d ministry... Dem go ban be from my former account because i won deliver person but d lord is everywhere. Smallville10
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 9:38am On Oct 08, 2016
jey4all:
Oluwa jayboy
my brother, konji is you biggest challenge, d lord says u should go to badagry, in a place called agogo igbala... Ask for baba aladura make him wash ur head with cocoanut water
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by PerfectHeart(f): 10:55am On Oct 08, 2016
Smallville10:
d lord said it seems u are pregnant
u re fake jare
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by stylochime: 2:16pm On Oct 08, 2016
Anger:
its me SMALLVILLE10, one mod don ban my ministry account be dont worry d lord is everywhere...
Stylo, hmmmmm... D lord is saying u should sow a seed into my ministry
Wow prophet am a farmer. D lord really ministers to u!... so which seed should i sow? Maize seed or groundnut seed or both?
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by agrovick(m): 3:56pm On Oct 08, 2016
ROTFL! These prophecies are top notch
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by heayey(m): 4:34pm On Oct 08, 2016
Hayjay
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by cliquevibes(m): 4:41pm On Oct 08, 2016
Trippy
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 6:44pm On Oct 08, 2016
stylochime:

Wow prophet am a farmer. D lord really ministers to u!... so which seed should i sow? Maize seed or groundnut seed or both?
What is dis one saying. If i won chop groundnut i know where dem dey sell... D lord say sow CASH!
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 6:49pm On Oct 08, 2016
Sollykay41:
sollykay
hmmm, halaluya brother d lord says u should just go and start sellin sugar cane in Zamfara state
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 6:51pm On Oct 08, 2016
PerfectHeart:
u re fake jare
taaa... U don get belle, u beta come to my temple for help
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 6:53pm On Oct 08, 2016
agrovick:
ROTFL! These prophecies are top notch
is ROTFL ur name
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 6:56pm On Oct 08, 2016
heayey:
Hayjay
hmmmm, brother u are under attack from 4 babes dat u fvck throw-way... Send 40,000 naira to my ministry and get anoiting water
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 6:59pm On Oct 08, 2016
cliquevibes:
Trippy
chai! Shintaraba sokabragaday... My brother u have chronic, hardcore mouth disorder (mouth odour)... Go and brush ur mouth with tortoise shiT mixed with elephant urine and the testies of a male eagle and u will be saved
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 7:01pm On Oct 08, 2016
Tk
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by gymnasium(m): 7:03pm On Oct 08, 2016
Smallville10:
Give me ur nickname and i will tell u something abt ur life


Salibo
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by agrovick(m): 7:08pm On Oct 08, 2016
Anger:
is ROTFL ur name
Yes Prophet
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 8:37pm On Oct 08, 2016
agrovick:

Yes Prophet
hmmmm, d lord says u have being lifting weight, going to gym in order to be like commando to impress babes but after every thing u still be like dry fish but d lord ask me to tell u... "The lord is ur muscle"
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 8:42pm On Oct 08, 2016
KissChris:
Tk
hmmm, d lord says, u too like woman, u won go do boxing because of babe but make i tell u, no try am because them go beat u die, give u knock out in 20secs... U no get power... D lord say make u go learn how to repair television... Na ur calling be dat

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Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 8:46pm On Oct 08, 2016
gymnasium:



Salibo
my brother d lord dey vex for u o, him say 'wetin u dey do here?' say u suppose dey inside ondo state forest dey catch bushmeat
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by agrovick(m): 9:13pm On Oct 08, 2016
Anger:
hmmmm, d lord says u have being lifting weight, going to gym in order to be like commando to impress babes but after every thing u still be like dry fish but d lord ask me to tell u... "The lord is ur muscle"
Lol! Weyrey! What kind of dry fish, panla or stock fish?

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Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 9:27pm On Oct 08, 2016
agrovick:

Lol! Weyrey! What kind of dry fish, panla or stock fish?
actually na... Dry Eja aro wey never chop belle full... U be like dry cat fish with big head
Re: It May Sound Unbelieveable But, Tell Me Your Nickname And I Will Prophecy... by Nobody: 9:29pm On Oct 08, 2016
Who is jesusboiy? D spirit is whispering jesusboiy to me

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