cunley:
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TRUE... Many are tumbling d site as i type nw.

kuchikau1:
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Dream2 and 3. Hope say na thesame person?

By the way who is posimii?
Has He/she paid homeage to the POWERS THAT BE?



Prior to uploading, high profile calls and messages were coming from very powerful individuals and quaters to the DSA, asking for an automatic input of certain names of intrest. The senate sat for an emergency meeting, comdenming the nysc decision and ending up asking the DSA to use whatever criteria he seems suitable to get the selected number of students required and upload immediately.



The criteria for selection is what I cannot disclose to u for now. Becuase of its sensitivity and confidentiality.


List was uploaded at exactly 4pm on friday. This is to avoid undue influence from powerful indidviduals.


A lady gave her body just for her to be included. Dnt ask me how because am an insider-a powerful one for that matter.
She is 2016 set and she is going automatically.

I am HUMBLED.

Distinguishe senator kuchikau,
deputy president of the senate.

tell us d criteria used na.. which suspense be dat. if u no wan give us all info u for kuku no come dey cut our liver

paulbabu:
please if you have seen your name on the NYSC senate list or equivalent on the NYSC web, please signify and give us a screenshot cos I'm even hearing the Batch B has bin cancelled

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Cancelled? Abeg no make me laugh abeg.

chumaster:

I just dey pity an innocent young man, the potential hubby.

Now tell me how change will begin with us with this kind situation that the FG put us into.

A hungry can never be a happy man

change begin with me.. I don change my signature na

justifiedcoyy:
please mention me when u hear that nysc has been scrapped.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Misskaycee21:

my teeth white pass ur own

kuchikau1:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

when person just wake up talk say dem cancel batchB
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but wait, if dem cancel am tru tru, DAT girl go take back her body o

d man has to refund d enjoyment

guruvicawelt:
tell us d criteria used na.. which suspense be dat. if u no wan give us all info u for kuku no come dey cut our liver

can u sleep with an official to get Ur name in d list??

kuchikau1:
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We don become mate abi?

so u b inside man for DSA office and u no let us know ba.. atleast i for donate d mad woman were dey my street for dah mbecile were sleep with dah gal

justifiedcoyy:
change begin with me.. I don change my signature na

in my next world, na UK straight o

guruvicawelt:
so u b inside man for DSA office and u no let us know ba.. atleast i for donate d mad woman were dey my street for dah mbecile were sleep with dah gal

When is NYSC uploading the remaining names which deh didn't slash out so that we will know our fate?

chumaster:

in my next world, na UK straight o

as I dey so,I ready manage China

Nelsnare:
When is NYSC uploading the remaining names which deh didn't slash out so that we will know our fate?

October

Any uniabuja pcm in the house?

guruvicawelt:
tell us d criteria used na.. which suspense be dat. if u no wan give us all info u for kuku no come dey cut our liver

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I can bet u wouldnt want to know d criteria used. Its alien.
My advise is; just check for ur name on monday.
Wish u d best of luck.

Distinguish senator kuchikau

justifiedcoyy:
October

which date na make I go continue my business if my name no deh...like dis eh I Don tier

justifiedcoyy:


my teeth white pass ur own

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Teeth competition.
Wetin b criteria?
I wan join.

kuchikau1:
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I can bet u wouldnt want to know d criteria used. Its alien.
My advise is; just check for ur name on monday.
Wish u d best of luck.

Distinguish senator kuchikau

u just dey make boys dey fear..u just put dem for suspense.. u be Hollywood director?

free boys abeg

kuchikau1:
... Teeth competition. Wetin b criteria? I wan join.

just open ur teeth and tag a female..
eg
cc Rukkyola

Nelsnare:
which date na make I go continue my business if my name no deh...like dis eh I Don tier

better go continue ur business.. u dey wait nysc abi

justifiedcoyy:
when person just wake up talk say dem cancel batchB
.

but wait, if dem cancel am tru tru, DAT girl go take back her body o

d man has to refund d enjoyment

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Join comedy na!

sauce98:
Any uniabuja pcm in the house?

so una dey sotey senators and politicians com dey use money allocated for una dey build Better private university. See as una Uniabuja come dey like Local Govt owned university with half of its courses unaccredited

chumaster:
so una dey sotey senators and politicians com dey use money allocated for una dey build Better private university. See as una Uniabuja come dey like Local Govt owned university with half of its courses unaccredited

u for send d guy pm na

justifiedcoyy:
can u sleep with an official to get Ur name in d list??

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Abeg wetim be him answer?
Criteria no.1
lol

justifiedcoyy:
as I dey so,I ready manage China

even cape-verde island sef

kuchikau1:
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Join comedy na!

I dey wait nysc certificate na.. dem need am for d industry

kuchikau1:
... Abeg wetim be him answer? Criteria no.1 lol

him still dey think am

chumaster:
even cape-verde island sef

I dey tell u

guruvicawelt:
so u b inside man for DSA office and u no let us know ba.. atleast i for donate d mad woman were dey my street for dah mbecile were sleep with dah gal

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Mad woman? slowpoke? Lol

she is a woman who knows what she want,
where it is,
and
how to get it.

justifiedcoyy:
u for send d guy pm na

Uniabuja should be the no1 in West Africa. There should be no excuse

chumaster:
so una dey sotey senators and politicians com dey use money allocated for una dey build Better private university. See as una Uniabuja come dey like Local Govt owned university with half of its courses unaccredited

Omo uniabuja bam now oooo...na bad man dey on top now...politicians Don free there hand...the permanent site go welll...