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| The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 11:39am On Oct 11, 2016 |
1. THE AGBADA A ‘ Yoruba demon ’ destiny is not complete without one of these, in fact, lots of these . All you need is a loyal dry cleaner to make sure a ‘turn up ’ never catches you unaware .
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 11:41am On Oct 11, 2016 |
2. THE LATEST N100K PHONE Forget Techno and the rest , a 100 k phone is the right tool needed for the job, if you are going to break hearts , you ’ ll need to move quickly. Why else did you think slot made D ’ banj brand ambassador .
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 11:44am On Oct 11, 2016 |
3. TRUE CALLER APP Except you are a spiritual demon , how do you plan to block or avoid the rain of curses from those lists of crying hearts that you have broken .
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 11:52am On Oct 11, 2016 |
4. DSTV WITH FULL BOUQUET She must watch DSTV and chill ! With channels like E !, Zee world , Telemundo and co, you have to be able to keep her in and entertained as long as you want to . It adds to the enabling environment.
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 11:55am On Oct 11, 2016 |
5. A SOJI GATEMAN Who knows when to say: Oga is not at home . Oga has travelled . Take key and wait for oga Oga has moved , one army officer just moved in . 3 Likes
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 12:02pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
6. TOYOTA CAMRY ( PENCIL LIGHT ), EOD – G -WAGON , RANGE ETC It depends on your level , Island , Mainland , FESTAC, etc. A clean ride is a must, you might need to do late night pick ups and discharges.
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 12:06pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
1 Like
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by osinachijude: 12:13pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
YES OOOOOOO!!!!!!! |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 12:16pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
7. POSH HAIRSTYLE OR BEARDGANG It ’s all part of the script and it makes your job easier . Here is how ; So , Amaka takes a selfie with you and this posh look, with your iPhone 6 camera pixels doing some filtering and special effect , you come out looking like Drake . She shows you off to her friends and out of 8 friends , two of them steal her phone to get your number or add you on Facebook … . ‘Rinse and repeat ”
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 12:18pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
8. THAT RED CUP The communal gathering cannot be complete without you and your red cup .
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 12:23pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
9. WEDDINGS AND GROOMSMAN These wedding events and turn ups are regular hunting grounds for single girls with hope and dreams , you need to be in the game and your game has to be on point .
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by IamPatriotic(m): 12:26pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
ITUMO  |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by stinggy(m): 12:26pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Here we go again. Una nor dey taya  |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 12:26pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
And the most important... YORUBA BOY SWAG To be a successful Yoruba demon , you have to be sleek and smooth , you have to drip swags, your smile has to be on point ( even in your sleep ). All these are drones that adds to your Arsenal. 1 Like
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by McBrooklyn(m): 12:33pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Lol, I fûcking love this. Nice one OP!! . . . Lemme add my own now  11. And some stacks of condoms carefully hidden in your bedroom 
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| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by Nobody: 12:36pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
 Yoruba boys have seen shege |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by QuietHammer(m): 12:55pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Demonizing since 20 B.C |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by austine4real(m): 12:55pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
lolsxx |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by ba7man(m): 1:04pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Why can't Yoruba Angels be the focus of attraction |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by AuroraB(f): 2:05pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by stinggy(m): 2:24pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by AuroraB(f): 2:54pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
stinggy:Naaaa, it suits you guys pass awon 'nnaa bros'  I dey. You nko? Dem serve me a hot dose of ban Nwanne, ebeelu'm ebeelu according to Phyno |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by stinggy(m): 3:01pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
AuroraB:Eweliwe bebe  But y dem nor go ban u, wen u sef dey talk wa wa to Mods  |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by AuroraB(f): 3:40pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
stinggy:Are you supporting the mod(s) wet ban me nii  As wear, ai no know self till I wan bully sumbodi |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by stinggy(m): 3:50pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
AuroraB:Bullynat, na ur work na |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by AuroraB(f): 4:14pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
stinggy: |
| Re: The Yoruba Demon Starter Pack by onstelly(f): 9:33pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Hehehe make I sit hear sha, it will be interesting |
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