Being a Nigerian policeman or woman is far beyond what the average civilian can easily know.
There are many facets to their functions and job description, that you will only see in the pictures below through the eyes of the Nigerian police:

1. Sometimes our job includes holding umbrellas over the heads of rich men, we do this out of love and money too.

Ok

You could also Lean on us when you not strong we are your friends. But be ready to drop you pulae later for d ladies

2. Foreign rich men benefit from our umbrella carrying duties too.

3. We carry the bags of first ladies and exceptionally rich women, when you are rich enough, let us know

Interesting

4. Exceptionally handsome policemen are very important to the force, this is one of our main assets.

Naija police
Their job description pass this ones

5. Sometimes we have to wait for people who are bluffing to finish making their story for the Gods calls, before arresting them.

6. Mandatory one hour of sleep is necessary for each officer daily.

7. Sometimes we come across human skulls in the trunk of cars...This is no big deal in the South West

8. We sometimes fight ourselves, it is part of training, nothing to be ashamed of.

sometimes u shoot for 50 naira

We swallow criminals sometimes

9.Sometimes we have to beat up people. It is nothing personal, just another day in the job of law enforcement.

ableguy:
We swallow criminals sometimes

L-zero-L

10. We have a passion for 20naira notes if you like call us addicts We Dont Care

KingOvoramwen1:

7. Sometimes we come across human skulls in the trunk of cars...This is no big deal in the South West

sometimes the Nigeria police help in shutting down baby factory. This is no big deal in South east

I am going to update the thread to 15 funtions so sit tight ........leggo

11. When we say you are under arrest, and you start to misbehave, we will have to carry you like a Goat , so why don’t you just behave??

12. Sometimes we have to pose for a picture with arrested suspects. We do not like it, but we have to do it.

13. When you are surrounded by three of us, do not start acting up, we will have you on the ground crying in no time....... All of you tribal bigots on nairaland we watching you with our satellite eagle eyes be warned

14. When we enter your street like this, do not be afraid, we just have natural swagger.

15. After an Hard day at work we Proudly Count our Egunje.
Mind you we always share it 50-50 no cheating!!

KingOvoramwen1:
5. Sometimes we have to wait for people who are bluffing to finish making their story for the Gods calls, before arresting them.

You definitely killed it with this one

orimsamsam:
sometimes the Nigeria police help in shutting down baby factory. This is no big deal in South east

We wuld look into it.... thanks for the info Snitch

ableguy:
We swallow criminals sometimes

Hmmm

orimsamsam:
sometimes the Nigeria police help in shutting down baby factory. This is no big deal in South east

kikiki one pained afonja strikes

notin as hilarious as d naija police lyfstyle