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Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by daremiarchs(m): 11:27pm On Oct 16, 2016

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:30pm On Oct 16, 2016

amuokuko:
If seun borns again nd makes heaven then there won't be hell any longer..

Are you saying that brother Seun will lead the intercessory prayers and invocation for the release of all offending souls in hell?

But God could be so angry and he could be turned down. So what happens?

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by DeSepiero(m): 11:30pm On Oct 16, 2016

shadeyinka:

Na who tell yo that? There is no time there o!

After you have spent 300,789,990,777 years, you will still think its just 5 minutes of bliss running after butterflies , swimming in the living waters and climbing the tree of life among others.

Trust me its still better than 5minutes at the other side.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by EyeHateGod: 11:30pm On Oct 16, 2016

Them day go heaven just to go Sing Praise and worship

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:33pm On Oct 16, 2016

ShakurM:

So na you dey with paradise key sef

No be me get key o!

I hear say na only those wey BornAgain and live a life of Love go get the entry permit.

You Don apply for ya own?

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:35pm On Oct 16, 2016

DeSepiero:

I'll simply wake up from my sleep because I'm not obsessed with imaginary paradise, imaginary friends, and imaginary enemies.

And only to discover that its an endless dream within a dream.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by DeSepiero(m): 11:36pm On Oct 16, 2016

shadeyinka:

And only to discover that its an endless dream within a dream.

I'll sleep in that dream.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:41pm On Oct 16, 2016

raphieMontella:

much more boring..
I will just be looking at jesus..he'd be smiling back..after a minutes rest i continue my eternal praise on him..
Christians get mind o

RaphieMontella, who tell yo that? There is no time there o!

After you have spent 300,789,990,777 years, you will still think its just 5 minutes of bliss running after butterflies , swimming in the living waters and climbing the tree of life among others.

Trust me its still better than 5minutes at the other side.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:43pm On Oct 16, 2016

DeSepiero:

Christians ain't even that excited about heaven, they're only terrified by hell hence heaven is the only option.

Leave Christians alone just for this post. Relax, let imaginations roll, what will you do?

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by Nobody: 11:44pm On Oct 16, 2016

Na. Most atheist can't even imagine a hell or heaven. Forget about the idea of a God that sits on a throne and judges mankind. I seriously can't imagine this any longer.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:44pm On Oct 16, 2016

daremiarchs:

You mean you'll be dumbfounded?

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by hopefulLandlord: 11:46pm On Oct 16, 2016

the title of this thread is a huge clickbait

look how people are rushing to view it, Christians hoping Seun is really born again grin

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by daremiarchs(m): 11:46pm On Oct 16, 2016

shadeyinka:

You mean you'll be dumbfounded?

Nope.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:46pm On Oct 16, 2016

[quote author=DeSepiero post=50262349][/quote]

The Bla bla blame does not change the reality:

Now that Seun is in Paradise what would be your reaction?

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by 1990news: 11:47pm On Oct 16, 2016

Hell and heaven dont exist. For example, try and watch the movie titled SAW. The illusion and mental game the movie create, is the same with all religion. So if seun is in heaven, i had know thats another illusion. My theories and illustrations though.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:49pm On Oct 16, 2016

EyeHateGod:
Them day go heaven just to go Sing Praise and worship

Eat fruits, climb tree of life, swim in river of life...the minor part is being in the heavenly choir.

If you like, you can be the AliBaba or BasketMouth of paradise!

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:51pm On Oct 16, 2016

DeSepiero:

I'll sleep in that dream.

...only to continue the dream!

Just imagine an endless dream. It had better be good or its worse than reality!

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:53pm On Oct 16, 2016

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Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shumuel(m): 11:53pm On Oct 16, 2016

shadeyinka:

Of course, it is not impossible!
I keep telling people that you may be surprised to see Fela Anikulapo Kuti welcoming you in heaven.

God is forgiving..even to those who used to hate him. E.g Soul of Tarsus

Lol

that what a lot of blind followers don't know

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 11:56pm On Oct 16, 2016

Lennycool:
Na. Most atheist can't even imagine a hell or heaven. Forget about the idea of a God that sits on a throne and judges mankind. I seriously can't imagine this any longer.

Its not difficult just close your eyes and imagine him being the president of united states of america only this time, it occurs in your reality dream!

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:00am On Oct 17, 2016

hopefulLandlord:
the title of this thread is a huge clickbait

look how people are rushing to view it, Christians hoping Seun is really born again

The exclamation mark defines it (anythin can come after the exclamation mark) and the posts content didn't pretend to be what its not. Atheists were copied and Seuun is NOT offended.

Anyway, one should relax from the Atheist-Theist war of words once in a while.

And of course, it shouldn't bother atheists one bit as hell doesn't exist!

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:05am On Oct 17, 2016

shumuel:

Lol that what a lot of blind followers don't know

At the end of the day, each person stands ALONE!

You becomeNobodies Son/Daughter
You become Nobodies Brother/Sister
You become Nobodies Father/Mother

You are just YOU faced with RE@LITY!

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by hopefulLandlord: 12:06am On Oct 17, 2016

shadeyinka:

The exclamation mark defines it and the post didn't pretend. Atheists were copied!

Anyway, one should relax from the Atheist-Theist war of words once in a while.

And of course, it shouldn't bother atheists one bit as hell doesn't exist!

your monicker though, I thought Shade is a female name?

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:09am On Oct 17, 2016

hopefulLandlord:

your monicker though, I thought Shade is a female name?

That's my lovely wifes name.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shumuel(m): 12:10am On Oct 17, 2016

shadeyinka:

At the end of the day, each person stands ALONE!

You becomeNobodies Son/Daughter
You become Nobodies Brother/Sister
You become Nobodies Father/Mother

You are just YOU faced with RE@LITY!

Abi o, at the end everyone for himself, its better you put your hope and trust in God and at the you find out he doesn't exit than not believing on him and at the end finds out it was all real.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by hopefulLandlord: 12:10am On Oct 17, 2016

shadeyinka:

That's my lovely wifes name.

and I'm guessing you are Yinka?

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:11am On Oct 17, 2016

daremiarchs:

Nope.

So, how will you look? Excited?

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by daremiarchs(m): 12:18am On Oct 17, 2016

shadeyinka:

So, how will you look? Excited?

Neutral!

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:25am On Oct 17, 2016

hopefulLandlord:

and I'm guessing you are Yinka?

Perfect!

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:25am On Oct 17, 2016

daremiarchs:

Neutral!

Neutral as in placid?
Like so, whats next?

I understand, Seun didn't disciple you, so you have every reason to be neutral. Few of us know how Seun look like.

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by GoodMuyis(m): 12:26am On Oct 17, 2016

Seun:
"When I think of the goodness of Jesus, and all he has done for me, my very soul shall shout hallelujah, praise God for saving me!"

But serious I've being burden by such a strong feeling for sometimes and I dont know how long it will take

Trust me my strong-feeling are sign of omen, I have to change my sig for that

Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by slivertongue: 12:33am On Oct 17, 2016

GoodMuyis:

But serious I've being burden by such a strong feeling for sometimes and I dont know how long it will take

Trust me my strong-feeling are sign of omen, I have to change my sig for that

GoodMuyis:

But serious I've being burden by such a strong feeling for sometimes and I dont know how long it will take

Trust me my strong-feeling are sign of omen, I have to change my sig for that

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