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Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:34am On Oct 17, 2016
GoodMuyis:


But serious I've being burden by such a strong feeling for sometimes and I dont know how long it will take

Trust me my strong-feeling are sign of omen, I have to change my sig for that

I do pray sometimes for some of my good atheist friends especially donffd. I just have a special liking for him. He is sincere, the only issue is that his default is Agnostic Atheism until some physical overwhelming evidence turns up.

I wish for some of them, their default will be Theism until an overwhelming no iota of doubt evidence convert them to something else.

How can one seek a physical proof for that which is NOT subject to the physical laws? It is an impossibility!

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Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by slivertongue: 12:35am On Oct 17, 2016
goodnews!!!!
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by GoodMuyis(m): 12:35am On Oct 17, 2016
raphieMontella:
lol...
Simple...
Seun howfa?
Abeg no forgot to dey smuggle water come gimme for this hell! But seriously..is hell the reason why you are a christian?

No me He make feel like say MMM or 9ja bet don pay

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Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by GoodMuyis(m): 12:41am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:


I do pray sometimes for some of my good atheist friends especially donffd. I just have a special liking for him. He is sincere, the only issue is that his default is Agnostic Atheism until some physical overwhelming evidence turns up.

I wish for some of them, their default will be Theism until an overwhelming no iota of doubt evidence convert them to something else.

How can one seek a physical proof for that which is NOT subject to the physical laws? It is an impossibility!

My own mother was a Serious Muslim brought up by an alfa, in fact she sabi "those sand touch stuff"

Not converted by anybody, but by Jesus in a mid night, when I was about 2months old, she became the 1st Christian in our Extended family, or lest say in our clan

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Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:42am On Oct 17, 2016
shumuel:


Abi o, at the end everyone for himself, its better you put your hope and trust in God and at the you find out he doesn't exit than not believing on him and at the end finds out it was all real.

That is it o!
But Atheist want everyone to believe that its the Fear of Hell that makes people believe in God.

If you were told to grab a high tension wire with your hands and you refuse because of some elementary knowledge you have about electricity, would that be foolishness.

Now some people taunt you that you are a weakling, fearful, ignorant boffun for not joining them. When electricity now comes, who would be the fool?

Their case is like Lucifer's "I don't want to face the punishment alone..better have more people join me!"

The Lord have mercy!
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:51am On Oct 17, 2016
GoodMuyis:


My own mother was a Serious Muslim brought up by an alfa, in fact she sabi "those sand touch stuff"

Not converted by anybody, but by Jesus in a mid night, when I was about 2months old, she became the 1st Christian in our Extended family, or lest say in our clan

Wao! I am glad to hear that.

Most Christians don't realize that Christianity is both a Relationship, a Race and a Battle at the same time.

The stress of the Battlefield makes us desire the world!
The Race is not a sprint, its a Marathon!
Distractions prevent us of developing and deepening our Relationship!

Interestingly, its our Relationship that give us the power, stamina and strength to survive and succeed in the Race and Battle.


Hold on Bro! The Battle will soon be over. I may have bruises and a few broken bones but I shall overcome by His grace...and you too my Brother in Jesus Name.
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 12:53am On Oct 17, 2016
slivertongue:
goodnews!!!!

What goodness? You didn't read the post?

Pray for him!
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by Nobody: 2:01am On Oct 17, 2016
Not impossible.
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shumuel(m): 5:29am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:


That is it o!
But Atheist want everyone to believe that its the Fear of Hell that makes people believe in God.

If you were told to grab a high tension wire with your hands and you refuse because of some elementary knowledge you have about electricity, would that be foolishness.

Now some people taunt you that you are a weakling, fearful, ignorant boffun for not joining them. When electricity now comes, who would be the fool?

Their case is like Lucifer's "I don't want to face the punishment alone..better have more people join me!"

The Lord have mercy!


Lol, thats just it.

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Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by CAPSLOCKED: 6:04am On Oct 17, 2016
raphieMontella:
lol... Simple... Seun howfa? Abeg no forgot to dey smuggle water come gimme for this hell!

cheesy
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by raphieMontella: 6:48am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:




Thnaks o for the offer!

raphieMontella, someone is volunteering to serve (smuggle out) red wine for you o.

The only problem is that it contains 0.3% alcohol! She you'll manage
sure...i'll share it with you...
You have some other hells to visit for a long while..dontt you?
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by raphieMontella: 6:51am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:


I do pray sometimes for some of my good atheist friends especially donffd. I just have a special liking for him. He is sincere, the only issue is that his default is Agnostic Atheism until some physical overwhelming evidence turns up.

I wish for some of them, their default will be Theism until an overwhelming no iota of doubt evidence convert them to something else.

How can one seek a physical proof for that which is NOT subject to the physical laws? It is an impossibility!
is God Good?
Is Good not OUR definition?
If he is Good...then he is subject to his laws...
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by raphieMontella: 6:53am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:



RaphieMontella, who tell yo that? There is no time there o!
its an expression..

After you have spent 300,789,990,777 years, you will still think its just 5 minutes of bliss running after butterflies , swimming in the living waters and climbing the tree of life among others.

Trust me its still better than 5minutes at the other side.
butterflies?
Do animals and insects go to heaven? Lol...
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 7:00am On Oct 17, 2016
raphieMontella:

its an expression..

butterflies?
Do animals and insects go to heaven? Lol...

I didn't say that:
..but there is a new heaven and a new earth for the old have passed away..
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 7:01am On Oct 17, 2016
raphieMontella:

is God Good?
Is Good not OUR definition?
If he is Good...then he is subject to his laws...

My dear, God being Good is always said in respect to man!
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by raphieMontella: 7:02am On Oct 17, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
the title of this thread is a huge clickbait

look how people are rushing to view it, Christians hoping Seun is really born again grin
lol...yeah!
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 7:04am On Oct 17, 2016
raphieMontella:

sure...i'll share it with you...
You have some other hells to visit for a long while..dontt you?

Not interested!
I can always go for my own whenever I need it. But you, you have to wait for someone to smuggle it out for you!
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by Nobody: 7:13am On Oct 17, 2016
When i see Seun in my fathers house I will do the Agbero style with him. Punch him like 5 times while shouting Omoo bawo ni o...sey e ti de bi...AAAAAAHHHHH baba ese o and then i will crush his ribs with a huge hug and ask to take him on a tour of heaven.

Meanwhile as we stroll along we would both be singing his obviously favourite song "When i think of the goodness of Jesus and all He has done for me, my very soul shall shout Halleluiah Praise God for saving me"
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by raphieMontella: 7:16am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:


My dear, God being Good is always said in respect to man!
his words in the bible..
So if he defined himself in accordance with the physical law...so he is subject to it...
So is God Good?
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by raphieMontella: 7:18am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:


Not interested!
I can always go for my own whenever I need it. But you, you have to wait for someone to smuggle it out for you!
i said some other hells..
So you have some hells to visit for a long while....
Dont you?
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by Nobody: 7:20am On Oct 17, 2016
raphieMontella:

his words in the bible..
So if he defined himself in accordance with the physical law...so he is subject to it...
So is God Good?

Must you want to have an argument over everything? Stop chocking on Christianity and open your eyes to a whole lot more out there. Your tunnel vision is sometimes repulsive (yeah i said it and you know i always say it as it is)

Lighten up and to answer your question from my angle, GOD IS GOOD! .....do not reply for sake of argument because my perspective will always differ from yours.
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by raphieMontella: 7:27am On Oct 17, 2016
4everGod:


Must you want to have an argument over everything? Stop chocking on Christianity and open your eyes to a whole lot more out there. Your tunnel vision is sometimes repulsive (yeah i said it and you know i always say it as it is)

Lighten up and to answer your question from my angle, GOD IS GOOD! .....do not reply for sake of argument because my perspective will always differ from yours.
morning boss..
How are the kids?
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 7:28am On Oct 17, 2016
raphieMontella:

i said some other hells..
So you have some hells to visit for a long while....
Dont you?

Its you who need fear if other hells exist not me!

Interesting, following your pangolo reasoning:
What are the conditionalities of not going into the other hells? You may be surprised that I may still pass! LOL

But you, an endless rotation of term.
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by Nobody: 7:32am On Oct 17, 2016
raphieMontella:

morning boss..
How are the kids?

Goodmorning! kids are fine. I should ask you same but i guess marriage has not crossed your mind yet or is there a baby mama somewhere?
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by shadeyinka(m): 7:35am On Oct 17, 2016
raphieMontella:

his words in the bible..
So if he defined himself in accordance with the physical law...so he is subject to it...
So is God Good?

Good is an attribute wrt man, it not a law...just as God is LOVE is an attribute with respect to man.

God is NOT subject to any Law for He made them...LOL
He can always change the goal post..and no one can question Him. He made all laws for His creations not for Himself
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by raphieMontella: 7:48am On Oct 17, 2016
4everGod:


Goodmorning! kids are fine. I should ask you same but i guess marriage has not crossed your mind yet or is there a baby mama somewhere?
na...hasnt crossed at all..
No babymama's till buhari steps down.
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by raphieMontella: 7:51am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:


Its you who need fear if other hells exist not me!

Interesting, following your pangolo reasoning:
What are the conditionalities of not going into the other hells? You may be surprised that I may still pass! LOL

But you, an endless rotation of term.
the condition of the islamic hell is simple:accept allah and follow their weird quranic rules
some hells are gone to..irrespective of your life style..I.e its the only afterlife...


reincarnation nko?...
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by Wilgrea7(m): 8:10am On Oct 17, 2016
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make seun catch u first
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by sukkot: 10:06am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:


At the end of the day, each person stands ALONE!

You becomeNobodies Son/Daughter
You become Nobodies Brother/Sister
You become Nobodies Father/Mother


You are just YOU faced with RE@LITY!
very grim reality cheesy
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by daremiarchs(m): 10:21am On Oct 17, 2016
shadeyinka:



Neutral as in placid?
Like so, whats next?

I understand, Seun didn't disciple you, so you have every reason to be neutral. Few of us know how Seun look like.
No I wasn't a disciple if seun, were you?
And how's the experience?
Re: Seun Osewa Born Again! by allanphash7(m): 11:35am On Oct 17, 2016
Lol

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