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Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by BossKratos: 10:28pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
Pure unadulterated nonsense! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by felixomor: 10:50pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
BossKratos: Please, how is it nonsense? |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by shumuel(m): 11:01pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
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Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by kingreign(m): 11:03pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
Alhajipablo: 1Samuel 28:7-19 . Saul and the Medium of Endor 7Then said Saul unto his servants, Seek me a woman that hath a familiar spirit, that I may go to her, and inquire of her. And his servants said to him, Behold, there is a woman that hath a familiar spirit at Endor. 8And Saul disguised himself, and put on other raiment, and he went, and two men with him, and they came to the woman by night: and he said, I pray thee, divine unto me by the familiar spirit, and bring me him up, whom I shall name unto thee. 9And the woman said unto him, Behold, thou knowest what Saul hath done, how he hath cut off those that have familiar spirits, and the wizards, out of the land: wherefore then layest thou a snare for my life, to cause me to die? 10And Saul sware to her by the LORD, saying, As the LORD liveth, there shall no punishment happen to thee for this thing. 11Then said the woman, Whom shall I bring up unto thee? And he said, Bring me up Samuel. 12And when the woman saw Samuel, she cried with a loud voice: and the woman spake to Saul, saying, Why hast thou deceived me? for thou art Saul. 13And the king said unto her, Be not afraid: for what sawest thou? And the woman said unto Saul, I saw gods ascending out of the earth. 14And he said unto her, What form is he of? And she said, An old man cometh up; and he is covered with a mantle. And Saul perceived that it was Samuel, and he stooped with his face to the ground, and bowed himself. 15And Samuel said to Saul, Why hast thou disquieted me, to bring me up? And Saul answered, I am sore distressed; for the Philistines make war against me, and God is departed from me, and answereth me no more, neither by prophets, nor by dreams: therefore I have called thee, that thou mayest make known unto me what I shall do. 16Then said Samuel, Wherefore then dost thou ask of me, seeing the LORD is departed from thee, and is become thine enemy? 17And the LORD hath done to him, as he spake by me: for the LORD hath rent the kingdom out of thine hand, and given it to thy neighbour, even to David: 18Because thou obeyedst not the voice of the LORD, nor executedst his fierce wrath upon Amalek, therefore hath the LORD done this thing unto thee this day. 19Moreover the LORD will also deliver Israel with thee into the hand of the Philistines: and to morrow shalt thou and thy sons be with me: the LORD also shall deliver the host of Israel into the hand of the Philistines. |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by saintvc(m): 11:14pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
Seun: can you please take a voluntary job at motuary to confirm these suspicion 3 Likes |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by saintvc(m): 11:18pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
Ishilove: it is posible. The way medical doctors conspire to use bad handwriting when pescribing drugs 1 Like |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by Nobody: 11:55pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
[quote author=shumuel post=50319153][/quote]it wasn't about atheism bro |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by Alhajipablo(m): 7:53am On Oct 19, 2016 |
kingreign: |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by Anas09: 10:19am On Oct 19, 2016 |
Tolexander:How is that possible? Like the corpse wakes up to protest? |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by Anas09: 10:25am On Oct 19, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:I concour. |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by Anas09: 10:26am On Oct 19, 2016 |
Alhajipablo:Na for you sha. |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by raphieMontella: 10:26am On Oct 19, 2016 |
is this not in contrast with the whole christianity issh? |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by raphieMontella: 10:29am On Oct 19, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas:hehehe |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by Anas09: 10:33am On Oct 19, 2016 |
saintvc:Hahahahahahahahaha. How does this mean anything ? |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by BossKratos: 10:34am On Oct 19, 2016 |
![]() felixomor: So you believe in crap such as this? Anyway I'm not suprised.... |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by raphieMontella: 10:34am On Oct 19, 2016 |
shumuel:hahaha..mehn the bolded tho! |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by felixomor: 11:07am On Oct 19, 2016 |
BossKratos: "Crap" is another word for nonsense. U av not answered anything, Or u have problem with english? ![]() |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by BossKratos: 12:11pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
felixomor: Mr man! Learn to stop being ignorant...it has cost us africans so much...life is meant for you gain knowledge from it and not the other way round... I can't reveal my true moniker for certain reasons but know this...I have lost a brother, friends, stood in a mortuary surrounded by dead bodies while the mortuary attendant tried to get the lights on, walked the paths of fraternity, frolicked with evil men and women who gauge their existence by their associations with the occult and all sorts of necromancers or so called witches, stared into the cold dead eyes of dead men and women after hits.. And guess what? I AM STILL HERE and nothing do me! Once you die...YOU DIE and stay dead! All these scare tactics and senseless crap you guys watch on african magic has started to distort some of your realities! Sorry to burst your bubble but listen...there is NO JAZZ( only jazz music) and there are NO CHAT LOVING DEAD BODIES who complain about clothes or toes! Stop being an intellectual pygmy.....LIVE AND LEARN! 2 Likes |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by felixomor: 12:19pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
BossKratos: And u think by telling lies, u have made a point? U think am a kid myself? Gerrarahia my friend. Stupid kid! 2 Likes |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by BossKratos: 12:26pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
felixomor: You are a stupid bastard! Why should i tell an ignorant and award winning _moron like yourself lies for any reason? Who the _fuck are you? Look at the sort of hogwash you have swallowed hook line and sinker even as a fully grown adult and you are here trying to justify your utter foolishness! So I am lying that I lost MY OWN BROTHER! Bloody fool.............. |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by felixomor: 12:38pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
BossKratos: Now who is the fool? That u lost ur brother, does that make this thread nonsense? Does that make this thread crap? Who hasnt lost a close relative before? If u didnt have meaningful things to say, u should av avoided calling the thread nonsense. Somebody was narrating his experience and u call it nonsense, then u get angry that I said u r "telling lies" U see urself? |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by BossKratos: 12:59pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
felixomor: You are a well known religious section troll and fantasist so your weak attempts at trolling can't fly with me! Now you want to spin it into the fact that you called me a liar is why I'm raining on your parade? Who cares if you think I'm telling lies? Or are you just sad that your existence has been filled with delusion rather than experience? Or are you pained that you were not man enough to "live the life?" You are calling me a _STUPID KID( take note) and you think I won't open up a can of cyber whoop ass on your churchy ass? Next time when you want to be disrespectful save it for your rag headed prophet worshipping rivals or your fellow rapture ready crew, or your atheist bandits or all the many quacks you love to spar with in this section! The threads message and story is crap! If my stance hurts you then you can go and sip on some otapiapia! Or you can choose to keep enjoying all these fairy tales that you need in order to validate your existence! Your choice! Troll on.......................(Last post on this crap thread) |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by felixomor: 1:37pm On Oct 19, 2016 |
BossKratos: After showing ur blabbery and demagoguery, u r asking who cares if u r telling lies. Mscheww, you wish. Moreover, u dont even know what a troll means. If u knew, u would av known u r the troll on this page now. Hypocrite. I really hope this is ur last post on this thread, but I doubt because u av demonstrated u r a stupid kid. Mschew, Good riddance to bad rubbish. 1 Like |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by Joshthefirst(m): 11:05pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Do you really believe this Ishilove? I dissected a lot of cadavers in anatomy o. We effectively desecrated a lot of bodies so to speak, for the sake of knowledge and science of course. Didn't have any problems. Once life is out of a body it's empty. it can't move or speak or anything. The mortuary keepers must be collectively imagining things maybe. The only trouble I had with dissecting was how to identify structures and avoid choking on formalin. 1 Like |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by Ishilove: 11:37pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Joshthefirst:Gross ![]() They aren't imagining things, dear Josh. These things don't happen physically so it's not as if the corpses become reanimated. |
Re: Strange Tales From The Mortuary by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:58pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Joshthefirst: You didn't dissect cadavers fortified with spiritual powers then ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
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