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See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:14pm On Oct 25, 2016
1. My brother' you know those ladies that apply too much make up to their face & use about 2 buckets of paint to paint their nails?. They are The same type of girls that always puts too much salt in their cooking.

2. Brother mi' if she cooks ogbono soup with tomato inside. Run for your life' she fit poison u!

3. Bros' you know those type of girls that anytime they come visiting' they ask for cocacola? They are the ones that have committed. abortions the more.

4. If she adds water while frying egg or making. salad. She is capable of murder' trust me.

5. If she reads instructions before cooking indomie' or washes the indomie noodle before cooking it. For the sake of your stomach & unborn children, runaway!

6. If she uses her teeth to open a bottle drink. Hmmmmm! Do I still need to tell You to run?

7. If she can use her bare hands to kill a cockroach. I swear ur life is in danger.

8. If she can finish 2 packets of chivita or 5-alive on her first visit. Bro' she's from d underworld' she's not of this world.

9. If she can finish 5 loaves of bread & 2 fishes. My brother' he that is in her is mightier than 5,000 people!

10. If she can cut more than 5 onions without her shedding tears or her eyes turning red & watery. Brotherly' stay away' she won't even cry at your
burial service.

A word is enough for d wise ooo!

Any Counter Opinion?

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Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ghettowriter(m): 1:17pm On Oct 25, 2016
grin
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Oct 25, 2016
Uummmm... cool
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by deenvibe(m): 1:19pm On Oct 25, 2016
Who is this one again?

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Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by blanquito(m): 1:21pm On Oct 25, 2016
lol.hilarious.
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:21pm On Oct 25, 2016
Hahahahahahha 6, 7, 10 na die o
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:23pm On Oct 25, 2016
them full this forum
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:23pm On Oct 25, 2016
deenvibe:
Who is this one again?
Na we we
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ucheHapers(m): 1:23pm On Oct 25, 2016
Unrolls my mat here, sipping Fura and waiting for the fight to start...
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by tonyot(m): 1:24pm On Oct 25, 2016
lmao
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:25pm On Oct 25, 2016
Smallville10:
Hahahahahahha 6, 7, 10 na die o
Y do u say so?
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:26pm On Oct 25, 2016
ucheHapers:
Unrolls my mat here, sipping Fura and waiting for the fight to start...

Hahahaha
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:26pm On Oct 25, 2016
judeefcc:
them full this forum
Na true
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:29pm On Oct 25, 2016
ferdvict2:
1. My brother' you know those ladies that apply too much make up to their face & use about 2 buckets of paint to paint their nails?. They are The same type of girls that always puts too much salt in their cooking.

grin

2. Brother mi' if she cooks ogbono soup with tomato inside. Run for your life' she fit poison u!

grin


3. Bros' you know those type of girls that anytime they come visiting' they ask for cocacola? They are the ones that have committed. abortions the more.

Women have suffered, what does coke have to do with unwanted pregnancy? grin grin


4. If she adds water while frying egg or making. salad. She is capable of murder' trust me.

grin abasi mbok..



5. If she reads instructions before cooking indomie' or washes the indomie noodle before cooking it. For the sake of your stomach & unborn children, runaway!

grin


6. If she uses her teeth to open a bottle drink. Hmmmmm! Do I still need to tell You to run?


grin grin Mama gee.. G for general, general in London..



7. If she can use her bare hands to kill a cockroach. I swear ur life is in danger.


grin grin grin


8. If she can finish 2 packets of chivita or 5-alive on her first visit. Bro' she's from d underworld' she's not of this world.

Lwkm.. Mama G, canceller of bottles..assistant to the president on drinking affairs.. Drumito.. Drinkito.. grin grin



9. If she can finish 5 loaves of bread & 2 fishes. My brother' he that is in her is mightier than 5,000 people!


Abi she carry her squad for bele? grin



10. If she can cut more than 5 onions without her shedding tears or her eyes turning red & watery. Brotherly' stay away' she won't even cry at your
burial service.

A word is enough for d wise ooo!

Any Counter Opinion?


grin grin Sarah o Connor
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:31pm On Oct 25, 2016
ferdvict2:
Y do u say so?
ok, u won take ur side of ma ynash
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:39pm On Oct 25, 2016
And those of us who are coca-cola addicts have committed numerous abortions?.

You're not serious op.
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:40pm On Oct 25, 2016
Benita27:
And those of us who are coca-cola addicts have committed numerous abortions?.

You're not serious op.
not shocked
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:45pm On Oct 25, 2016
Smallville10:
ok, u won take ur side of ma ynash
But I ave not yet na
Hahahahaha
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:46pm On Oct 25, 2016
Benita27:
And those of us who are coca-cola addicts have committed numerous abortions?.

You're not serious op.

Is it true or false?
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:47pm On Oct 25, 2016
judeefcc:
not shocked
Abi
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:48pm On Oct 25, 2016
ferdvict2:
But I ave not yet na Hahahahaha
hahahahaha. U be gay abi
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:50pm On Oct 25, 2016
ferdvict2:


Is it true or false?
How did you get to that assumption?, coca-cola is a soft drink and i prefer it over alcohol, does it aid abortion like you said in anyway?.
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:52pm On Oct 25, 2016
Smallville10:
hahahahaha. U be gay abi
Hahahahah, u b female nd I b male.
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 1:53pm On Oct 25, 2016
Benita27:
How did you get to that assumption?, coca-cola is a soft drink and i prefer it over alcohol, does it aid abortion like you said in anyway?.
Lolz
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Nobody: 1:56pm On Oct 25, 2016
ferdvict2:

Hahahahah, u b female nd I b male.
no i am a lesbian... My partner na trapqueen
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by pitbully: 1:59pm On Oct 25, 2016
If she can roll a joint this perfect....bro wife her up, you're in SAFE HANDS

Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by Tonyosas101(m): 2:06pm On Oct 25, 2016
Girls are funny being but we can't just do without them ....we love you all (damsels)
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 2:32pm On Oct 25, 2016
Smallville10:
no i am a lesbian... My partner na trapqueen

Come to me nd be safe or meet trapqueen nd spend 14years in prison only
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 2:32pm On Oct 25, 2016
Tonyosas101:
Girls are funny being but we can't just do without them ....we love you all (damsels)
True talk
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 2:33pm On Oct 25, 2016
pitbully:
If she can roll a joint this perfect....bro wife her up, you're in SAFE HANDS
Hmm na death trap b dat o
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by bitchcrafts: 2:35pm On Oct 25, 2016
Sheybi we can just fukc den run away, op?
Re: See Shocking Truth About Ladies!!! by ferdvict2(m): 2:37pm On Oct 25, 2016
bitchcrafts:
Sheybi we can just fukc den run away, op?
Hahahahahahahah, easy ooo. STDs na real ooooo or beta still marry na

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