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"How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by AdoraAmadi: 8:38am On Oct 26, 2016
According to this Nigerian Twitter user, this is how any man can identify a ghost disguised as a woman. It's meant to save you before the fine babe you took home turns into a ghost while you are both in bed with nowhere to run to.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/10/how-true-is-this-trick-used-for.html

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by EmperorLee(m): 8:47am On Oct 26, 2016
Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Abugab(m): 8:48am On Oct 26, 2016
Hmmmm, see ghost buster.
I am sure you have not seen a real one yet, if you receive a deafening slap that makes one dumb too, you won't be posting this your ghost busting tactics.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 8:49am On Oct 26, 2016
grin


Some people post anything on twitter

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by EWAagoyin(m): 8:59am On Oct 26, 2016
too much nollywood..... but again he might be right sha

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 9:02am On Oct 26, 2016
grin



whoever tat dude is….he is fond of PARANORMAL…. grin



i love spooky stories, its halloween nxtwk…time to get scary…. grin

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by EHMIR(m): 9:06am On Oct 26, 2016
So how do i burst a karishika

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by queenitee(f): 9:26am On Oct 26, 2016
As if you can run away from ghost.
If you find out she's a ghost,don't run oo,cos you can't go anywhere.Beg for your life ni and if to say na you kill am,say your last prayer.


Funny anyways

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by grad2012(f): 11:46am On Oct 26, 2016
EmperorLee:
Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy.
grin lwkmd

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 10:03pm On Oct 26, 2016
Read all comments up there and it got me wondering if they're fools:-/:-/ .. I mean who on earth still believes kiddies stuffs like this .. Now I see why Nigeria can progress.. Just smh

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by hibiscus76(f): 7:21am On Oct 27, 2016
Dapsonemmanuel:
Read all comments up there and it got me wondering if they're fools:-/:-/ .. I mean who on earth still believes kiddies stuffs like this .. Now I see why Nigeria can progress.. Just smh
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them and their dealings..but about the ways to identify them, that I'm not sure about

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by firstking01(m): 9:15am On Oct 27, 2016
Liesundecided

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 9:38am On Oct 27, 2016
hibiscus76:
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them and their dealings..but about the ways to identify them, that I'm not sure about
.. Chick ... I'm sure you're typing all the way from Jupiter .. Ghost doesn't exist on earth ...

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by hibiscus76(f): 11:26am On Oct 27, 2016
Dapsonemmanuel:
.. Chick ... I'm sure y :-Xou're typing all the way from Jupiter .. Ghost doesn't exist on earth ...
It's alright for you to have your views about paranormal ideas..but I've just told you the truth..take it or leave it

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 11:29am On Oct 27, 2016
hibiscus76:
It's alright for you to have your views about paranormal ideas..but I've just told you the truth..take it or leave it
... I'm leaving it .. But ghost existing are just mere fantasise ....



Goodday

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by hibiscus76(f): 1:24pm On Oct 27, 2016
Dapsonemmanuel:
... I'm leaving it .. But ghost existing are just mere fantasise ....



Goodday
Have a blessed day

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by dotman4real007(m): 2:15pm On Oct 27, 2016
Dapsonemmanuel:
Read all comments up there and it got me wondering if they're fools:-/:-/ .. I mean who on earth still believes kiddies stuffs like this .. Now I see why Nigeria can progress.. Just smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Wewi8VPak
watch it and I hope it will change your views and orientation.
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Taiofil(m): 3:04pm On Oct 27, 2016
hibiscus76:

Have a blessed day

dont mind him hibiscus76..Too much westernised lifestyle... If thats u on ur profile... U r pretty!
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 3:12pm On Oct 27, 2016
dotman4real007:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Wewi8VPak
watch it and I hope it will change your views and orientation.
... Ok .. Pray it not mythical crap sh*itt:-/

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 3:13pm On Oct 27, 2016
dotman4real007:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Wewi8VPak
watch it and I hope it will change your views and orientation.
... Ok .. Pray it not some mythical crap sh*itt:-/
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by hibiscus76(f): 5:48pm On Oct 27, 2016
Taiofil:


dont mind him hibiscus76..Too much westernised lifestyle... If thats u on ur profile... U r pretty!
Yeah that's me..thanks

That's his business though
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 8:14pm On Oct 27, 2016
Ghosts are real tho remember when one papa told me of his experience while he was a young driver...he picked up this beautiful girl on the road @night to enjoy took her to a bar and next is home.He only went to bathe and back only to see a coffin on his bed with no sign of d babe in sight.My guy run come out oo to his neighbors and as he was narrating it she was just in front of them all again.He had to beg & plead with all his neighbors to her before she left him whether na true d papa talk oo i was not there sha but he swore its true..I have heard about possessed girls being very offensive to weed smoke.Back then in school na weed we take dey clear road when coming from the club cos no drive na and its late no okada so we would either sleep there or trek home which was off camp nothing we no dey see for koror i remember one dey we where all trekking back and on one lonely street we saw little kids playing forming a circle and laughing like it was daytime when it was about 2am we where about 6-8 in number so we just wondered wth is this but before we got close poof n sign of the kids anywhere omoh u don see race Usain bolt dey learn work for running grin another Gang of wild goats chase us around same time. Another one slapped my cuz because he was fvcking a girl it was just a warning in his dream ,he woke up with one red eye and finger marks on his face..me i was only chyking one babe in school then sha and she made me sleep @ her place,then i was a high blazer i forgot to smoke my kush before passing out on her bed cos she no let me fvck..So i saw this very gigantic dreadlocks guy chasing me in my dream...i woke up from the sleep looked over at her n she was still fast asleep,i tied one for d road smoked d good sh!t and fell back sleeping again..the same dream again! only this time i had help from normal ppl like me putting on army camouflage we succeeded in chasing him and when i woke this girl was sitting n staring directly over me and her eyes were like cat eyes..i felt a little chill but hid it,i got up switched d lights on and tied another weed she protested i ignored her tied another and smoked till 6am before leaving her place...i heard those big cele bells weakens them too.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 9:49pm On Oct 27, 2016
i don jam ghost wen i d parole go house years ago after heavy rainfall inside dat kind pitch darkness wey e b say u fit see far, no light, i no carry phone, cold d catch, i jam person tie wrapper d observe 4 road o, 2 look ground raise head, i no see anybody agn, my spine jst chill. bt dat tactics wey dat "conte" d bring, he he, d tin na as he neva jam one wey mean business o.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by stsinner: 9:59pm On Oct 27, 2016
hibiscus76:
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them
how?
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by stsinner: 10:10pm On Oct 27, 2016
dairykidd:
Ghosts are real tho remember when one papa told me of his experience while he was a young driver...he picked up this beautiful girl on the road @night to enjoy took her to a bar and next is home.He only went to bathe and back only to see a coffin on his bed with no sign of d babe in sight.My guy run come out oo to his neighbors and as he was narrating it she was just in front of them all again.He had to beg & plead with all his neighbors to her before she left him whether na true d papa talk oo i was not there sha but he swore its true..
d papa dey related to lie mohammed?
I have heard about possessed girls being very offensive to weed smoke.Back then in school na weed we take dey clear road when coming from the club cos no drive na and its late no okada so we would either sleep there or trek home which was off camp nothing we no dey see for koror i remember one dey we where all trekking back and on one lonely street we saw little kids playing forming a circle and laughing like it was daytime when it was about 2am we where about 6-8 in number so we just wondered wth is this but before we got close poof n sign of the kids anywhere omoh u don see race Usain bolt dey learn work for running grin another Gang of wild goats chase us around same time. Another one slapped my cuz because he was fvcking a girl it was just a warning in his dream ,he woke up with one red eye and finger marks on his face..me i was only chyking one babe in school then sha and she made me sleep @ her place,then i was a high blazer i forgot to smoke my kush before passing out on her bed cos she no let me fvck..So i saw this very gigantic dreadlocks guy chasing me in my dream...i woke up from the sleep looked over at her n she was still fast asleep,i tied one for d road smoked d good sh!t and fell back sleeping again..the same dream again! only this time i had help from normal ppl like me putting on army camouflage we succeeded in chasing him and when i woke this girl was sitting n staring directly over me and her eyes were like cat eyes..i felt a little chill but hid it,i got up switched d lights on and tied another weed she protested i ignored her tied another and smoked till 6am before leaving her place...i heard those big cele bells weakens them too.
d weed dey strong! Abeg remain some for me. Lol

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by hibiscus76(f): 10:41pm On Oct 27, 2016
stsinner:

how?
long story bro..story for another day
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by stevecantrell: 2:04am On Oct 28, 2016
Oh dear ! grin
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 3:51am On Oct 28, 2016
If I paid for the real thing, you must give it to me whether you are ghost or mammy water else both of us go dance "thriller" for the room. nonsense grin

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by LorDBolton(m): 6:37am On Oct 28, 2016
My guy who saw a ghost took 1 month+ to. Recover.

All he kept saying was I touched her shoulder o, bros I touched her shoulder o... next thing BP don high, fever don show.

All cos babe he was chyking on the road, advised him n sorta "vanished" while walking away.

...After he recovered & some weeks of deliverance gbam! he returned back to his old lifestyle . Lols

Dunno about ghosts but guyman ogbanje /witches are real...

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by agohmamuda(m): 6:46am On Oct 28, 2016
me i just know all the ghost on Nairaland will not be happy reading this; exposing their weaknesses. Hmmmm.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Confirmer(m): 8:37am On Oct 28, 2016
hibiscus76:
long story bro..story for another day
Create a thread and relate your stories/experiences please. Mention me when you do. kiss
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 11:06am On Oct 28, 2016
grin grin grin grin

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