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Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:39am On Oct 21, 2016
Emeonyerichard:
. B-boy aka baba fr d girls.. Kwontinu i just launched an attack on my street gals.. Thou i go well guided with my ogbu nna bu eyi

idea... just be well protected oo..

Maka stories that touches the heart...
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Kaycee625(m): 3:37am On Oct 22, 2016
AmakaAina:
Wow!!!!
So ayaff read from beginning to this latest installment.... straight 5hours of uninterrupted fun and entertainment. BiafranBushBoy kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss , thank you so very much! Can't wait for the continuation.... seriously can't wait angry angry angry
Is dat ur pic on your profile, if yes then u are beautiful, would like to know if u stay in abj
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by KiziitoKennel(m): 12:04pm On Oct 22, 2016
AmakaAina:
Wow!!!! So ayaff read from beginning to this latest installment.... straight 5hours of uninterrupted fun and entertainment. BiafranBushBoy kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss , thank you so very much! Can't wait for the continuation.... seriously can't wait angry angry angry
So you too dey like s*x (fun and entertainment) undecided

Well I just like the name AmakaAina grin
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by KiziitoKennel(m): 12:10pm On Oct 22, 2016
Kaycee625:

Is dat ur pic on your profile, if yes then u are beautiful, would like to know if u stay in abj
So Dat u go add her own experience 4 ur s*x diary abi..
Bae run 4 ur life tongue
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by KiziitoKennel(m): 12:14pm On Oct 22, 2016
Biafrabushboy you tried Sha, ur type is hard to find.. Well myself don graduated from these drama
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by ucnwafor(m): 1:35pm On Oct 22, 2016
2go baddest, am a victim mehn



smh
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by ucnwafor(m): 1:35pm On Oct 22, 2016
2go baddest, am a victim mehn



smh
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by ucnwafor(m): 1:35pm On Oct 22, 2016
2go baddest, am a victim mehn



smh
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by smart024(m): 4:12am On Oct 23, 2016
Weldone guy,
This problem you have with forgiveness is also putting you in people's black book o...
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by BiafraBushBoy(m): 8:52am On Oct 24, 2016
I finally found love on 2go; believe me when I tell you I found love. We spent most idle times chatting, talking, laughing and gisting so hard. Everyday was pretty incomplete without talking or gisting with her. Her name is Nneka, and she is approximately 5 to 6 years older than I am. I know that she knows, because I told her.

“Age is just a number baby” She kept telling me. Her voice were sounding so sincere that I believed that this is my finally bustop when it comes to dating. I promised myself that it was marriage with her or nobody else.

“Are they chasing you from your village shrine”? Chuma asked me. It became a war of words when I announced it in the room that I have finally found someone I wished to spend the rest of my life with.

“See who dey form player before don dey claim lover boy” Williams shouted to the amusement of everybody in the room. They say “nothing is as more powerful than an Idea whose time has come”. The feelings have grown in me, and nobody could stop it.

“Are you sure you love me the way I do” This statement was a sure banker any day we chat on phone or whenever she calls me.

“I wish you know how much I love you” This was the constant answer I always got from her. Nothing gave me extra joy anytime I hear “I love you from her mouth”. I became a laughing stock among friends, but I was in love. This feeling of love made me work extra hard in studies…

“If you hit a 2.1 Gp this semester, I will come visit you when you vacate from school” She said to me one night I was reading in class. Like a mad dog let loose, I realized that you only sleep at night when you have nothing to keep you awake. I became a nerd all of a sudden. I completed all outstanding assignments and prepared for every quiz like it was our final exam.

“Omo the way you dey read these days dey fear me o” Davis said one night we were strolling to fetch water from the St mary’s block.

“You no go understand” I said to him while I stayed glued to my phone and was smiling all through. Love was in the air and I was breathing every bit of it. Our quiz results started coming out, also with our assignment results. I was flying high and sending the feedback down to Nneky. I was achieving the target she set for me, and the chemistry between us was becoming fiercer.

“You don see this girl before” Oti asked me

“No, wetin happen” I asked back almost immediately

“She fit be one blind dwarf wey dey for house dey jonze you up and down” He said with a serious tone. It wasn’t a joke I took lightly and I made it clear to him never to downwash my gf again.

“No ever talk that kain thing for my front again” I replied harshly “No think am again” I added

“You wan fight me because of girl wey you never see” Oti asked with a harsh voice

“Get out my friend” I shouted “If I talk about your babe like that, you go like am”? I asked angrily. The tension was getting out of hand and it took the intervention of neutrals to settle the growing feud between the both of us.

“No vex, but you suppose know how much I love that girl” I said with a gentle voice

“Enjoy you babe, but when e go set make you no call me” He replied. Exams were getting closer and this time around, I became a regular customer at the Engineering block and CS building. People who knew me before would always ask if I am writing my final exams to leave the school or was it the same exam we all wanted to write. Well; I left them to their own imagination and thinking, while I focused on the task at hand.

Few weeks to our 1st semester exam I noticed that her attitude has changed and I always complained about it. She always got angry over little things and she always had a way on getting on my nerves but I remained calm. The one day at the night class, my phone rang and I picked it up swiftly knowing fully well that it was Nneky that was the caller

“Hi swity” I said with a nice voice

“Don’t call me that again, I just called to tell you that I am no longer interested in this relationship” She said “And please don’t bother calling me if I terminate this call” She added

“Baby please don’t do this to me, I swear to God I love you” I replied with tears almost in my eyes. Before I knew what was happening, she had already terminated the call. I didn’t know how I felt, I was between two worlds because I was thinking if I should just cry or smile. I was still holding the phone on my ear with my gaze fixed steadily to no specific object. It took the intervention of a friend to bring my memories back to the current situation of things

“Guy, you dey okay”? A friend asked me. I didn’t even know what to say, because I knew any statement that comes out from my mouth will be accompanied with tears. I only nodded and tried standing up, but it became another difficult task. I just found a way to lie on the floor of the building and it was the best option I had.

I think my room mates noticed that my mood and physical appearance last night was questionable.

“Wetin do you last night” Williams asked

“Omo that girl don leave me ooo” I said in a low voice. I actually expected a kind of consolation talk from him but before I realized the situation, he was laughing so hard and rolling on the floor with laughter. As if that wasn’t enough, he rushed out of the room and called other guys and it became a general laughter. I was so weak and lost appetite for days but a few guys tried consoling me. I didn’t bother reading again because I felt there wasn’t any need for that! I only slept in the hostel and all efforts to reach her back proved abortive and even when I logged in on 2go, I discovered she had blocked me already. It was really a difficult period for me, and it affected me so bad. The exams came, I wrote it and I was hopeful of a miracle. Few days to vacation, I woke up one morning and saw a text message on my phone, and it was from Nneky.

“I am sorry for the pains I put you through. I never knew you were an angel till I met another guy that just used and dumped me. I love you to come back and I miss you. Please call me when you see this”

I couldn’t believe my eyes and I was about jumping from my bonk, when I knew I had to keep my cool. I quickly went to Williams and asked him for his opinion, we brainstormed about it and we reached a reasonable agreement. I quickly called Nneky and we got back to our love zone and almost the way we were before just that something has changed and you are about to find out. She asked me to branch Awka if I was coming back from school, so that we could spend few days together. I quickly found a lie to tell daddy, and he helped me with extra money and I was good to go.

I arrived Awka in the evening and quickly enquired for a cheap good hotel around the axis. I was directed by some locals on the average hotel that would be nice for my budget. I lodged in before making a call along to Nneky and few hours later, she was standing in front of the door. I saw her for the first time and she was looking good even though a bit matured, but she was cool. We quickly got familiar physically and ruminated over past experiences and just talked at length. While we were bathing, I was looking at the physical endowments she possessed and I was just getting erect all through. I quickly showered fast and headed straight to the bed to wait for her. It was a wonderful night and believe me, she knew how to fvck. She had all the styles and the flexibility,, coupled with a matured pvssy she had. She took me to wonderland and came back, and I took her to neverland ranch and came back. It was a combination of experience meets with experience. She had this ringtone that could make a porn star ejaculate so fast within seconds. Rounds after rounds, Style after Style, Cum after Cum was all that happened at night. I woke up the next morning, packed my bag, left a note while she was still wondering what was happening, I left the room.

“I love your sex, but I can’t date an Old woman” That was the content of the letter. I hadn’t gone so far before I kept getting calls upon call, messages upon message. One of the messages that caught my attention was…

“After fucking me, you now say you hate Old women! May God never forgive you”. I laughed so hard when I read that. I was too eager to send mine back, but I had to trend with wisdom. Messages upon messages kept flooding my phone and I didn’t bother deleting but left it for future reference. I got friend request few days later on facebook and few minutes after accepting, my facebook wall was designed with insults and curses. I couldn’t help but keep laughing and laughing. Even when we resumed at school, I turned from a cry boy to the Next Big Thing!!

The Easter break was so short and we resumed back at school for the second semester. We were told that the Engineering students would be transferred to the new Enugu campus called the Engineering campus. It was a news that came with mixed reactions from various quarters. We resisted for some days, and few days later we found ourselves travelling to the land of the Eagle, AKPUGO!!

“I wan carry this block wey you dey use bath” She said. I knew I heard a feminine voice, but didn’t want to believe it was actually one. I quickly used water to clean my face and behold, it was…
TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by aprilwise(m): 9:52am On Oct 24, 2016
Weldone
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Preciousbouy(m): 10:02am On Oct 24, 2016
nah so cwuntunu
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Marshalrhino(m): 10:22am On Oct 24, 2016
Waiting patiently
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Emeonyerichard(m): 12:30pm On Oct 24, 2016
Wettin dy happn nw.. Bush who she be abeg.. Come quick drop her name... All dis girls dat come to watch man cassava... Well we will see in d other room
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Tgold1(m): 7:15pm On Oct 24, 2016
Hey!!! Gbaga
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by smart024(m): 8:03pm On Oct 24, 2016
Bush...

Bush...

Buuush...

How many times I call you...?
What goes around comes around o...
As you no dey forgive so, hmm...
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by PrinceArthur1(m): 10:31am On Oct 25, 2016
Lolz..... Mmmh she might be his rich girlfriend in the first year.... Just mah thought.

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Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by olatex25(m): 11:36am On Oct 25, 2016
Its been a while my guy... U've done a great job here, more grace
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Olavaszeydorlee: 9:46pm On Oct 26, 2016
Keep it flowing bro, more ink to ur pen and more sperm to ur dick
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by dannybomb(m): 11:12pm On Oct 26, 2016
bro were at thou, come do justice to this story o
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by BiafraBushBoy(m): 2:23pm On Oct 27, 2016
Guys abeg, make una no vex...
I have been down physically...I will try and update soon!!
Make I get strength type first..

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Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Prinxxdave: 7:54pm On Oct 27, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Guys abeg, make una no vex...

I have been down physically...I will try and update soon!!

Make I get strength type first..
aww sori take drugs na, bt wait o wetin happen to ya strength..... #IStandwithcucumber
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by sashx(m): 11:14pm On Oct 27, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
Guys abeg, make una no vex...

I have been down physically...I will try and update soon!!

Make I get strength type first..

We dey hia dey pray 4 u our grt writer
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Ali1king: 2:47pm On Nov 01, 2016
update bare wetin do u sef
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by shankie: 10:12pm On Nov 01, 2016
biafra u don dey dull US oo, we dey wait for update since, and we no gree see ur green light
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by generalbush(m): 12:45am On Nov 02, 2016
Tomorrow morning... Them don use Injection tear my nyash finish, and na female nurse with plenty breastt angry

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Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by naniawini(f): 3:54am On Nov 02, 2016
generalbush:
Tomorrow morning... Them don use Injection tear my nyash finish, and na female nurse with plenty breastt angry
lols... Na only breast u see? Issorite
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by smart024(m): 6:40am On Nov 02, 2016
generalbush:
Tomorrow morning... Them don use Injection tear my nyash finish, and na female nurse with plenty breastt angry

You don see meat be dat nah...
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Ali1king: 3:46pm On Nov 02, 2016
we dey wait for u come upudati naa
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by yakubumohammed81(m): 12:33am On Nov 03, 2016
Please come and update na... Am drooling for the story
Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:41am On Nov 03, 2016
The buildings were uncompleted; while a portion of the hostels were roofed, some portions were not. Getting down from the luxury bus that transported us all the way from Rivers state to Enugu was difficult as soon as I sighted the buildings and the environment. All I felt like doing was just breakdown in tears. Few seconds later as we were about alighting, there came a heavy downpour of rain. The whole place started getting messed up, and those of us still inside the bus saw as fellow students who came before us were busy running helter skelter. It was a disheartening scene, and I decided to call dad and inform him about the new development. Looking at my phone, all I could see was “NO SERVICE”.

“Abeg, network dey your phone” I asked one of the students inside the bus with us.

“Network no dey this place ooo” He responded jokingly “My guy call me yesterday, tell me say na for one tree him dey stay make call” He said while laughing.

“You dey hear wetin I dey hear”? I tapped and aski Oti who was already dozing

“Wetin appen” He asked with sleepy voice. I tried explaining to him, and found he was not even interested and was already relishing the prospect of joining the league excited fellows. Few hours later, we had packed our bags and I and Oti found a small room with some occupants we already knew, and we were welcomed to stay.

“Why all of una dey wear socks with boxers, una don turn Homo”? I asked curiously. Oremi tried explaining, but some other guys asked him to allow me experience I firsthand.

“Experience go show you why we dey wear all this for body” He said. I laughed over it and sat down on a block inside the room while I taught what next to do with my life.

“Where I fit charge phone” I asked one of the guys. The question was greeted with much laughter that I was almost embarrassed but decided to keep cool.

“You think say na Elele you dey”? The guy queried “For the past one week, we never smell light for here, apart from night wen dey go on gen we go enter inside school go charge” He explained carefully. I nodded fine and left the room to find some of my other friends to know their various rooms. I searched for the cafeteria and saw where food was being sold, it was dirtier than some prison cafeterias, but nobody cared, so I had no reason to care too. I hurriedly ate and had a quick nap on a block bed before waking up in the evening. I saw people trooping out and I enquired about what was happening,

“We dey enter inside school to use light” One guy said to me. That was when I knew that to access electricity that one had to leave the hostel region and enter into the school premise. I followed suit and carried my charger and phone along and made way for the school compound. When I got there, it was a different world all together. Everybody was busy doing something, and it was a hustle for getting a place to charge. I quickly registered my presence and called my Oti along for a quick tour round the school compound that night.

“Omo this place too dey exposed ooo” Oti querried “If people attack us here, na die we dey ooo” He added

“Na only that one…” I added “person fit they fvck girl anyhow for this place and nobody go know” I said. This statement didn’t go down well with Oti who felt I derailed his lamentations and added my own sexual thinking to it. We didn’t go too far away, before we noticed movements in a little bush behind one of the faculty buildings. I signaled Oti to calm down, while we tip-toed towards the direction. On getting there, we could see two individuals who were serious in active service fvcking themselves. The girl kneeling with her hands on the grounds while the guy was hitting her too well from behind. The sweetness of her moaning was enough to make a pastor erect, and I wish I was the one behind the ass.

“Make we beg the guy make we do small” I asked Oti.

“hahahahahaha” Oti burst in laughter while making sure it wasn’t loud “You dey mad guy” He said to me. We were still there and saw how the guy took his time and was eating her pvssy from behind, while she was hitting and almost scratching the wall with her fingers. I could sense the enjoyment from our spot, and I was battling hard not to be erect. The guy was a master fucker and the energy he was using to deal with the, if transferred to academics could give a dullard first class. I decided to confront the both of them for breaking school rules and having sex in a new campus. We swooped on them; and in surprise, it was a final year student and a girls who was in my department and level.

“Jesus…!!! Queen” I yelled. She was too shy to look at me.

“Nawa you ooo… See as you dey fvck my departmental girl like say she be dog” I queried the guy jokingly

“Baba no vex, you know say na conji hold guys na. and moreover, she be my babe.” He replied jokingly. I simply told him that I videoed the sex scence and I wasn’t gonna use it tho, but they should not fear. I noticed Oti was busy staring at the girl’s massive ass and believed me; she had a big backside that if it were a car, she would be a Honda EOD. She quickly adjusted her clothes and he escorted her towards the girl’s hostel.

“If this guy graduate, na me go dey fvck this girl” I assured Oti

“You go dey give me small toto na” Oti said, “Thunder fire you” I replied him. The argument continued while we made our way down to the classes where others were. It was a tale we kept to ourselves till the right time reached. We stayed up all night alongside doing various activities that kept us all awake. We played games, watched movies, gambled and went back to watching movies till we got tired and was about to sleep. We left the class around 3am and we headed back to the hostel to go have a sweet night rest. Few “minutes” after I closed my eyes on my bed, I started hearing loud shouts. It wasn’t clear the message being passed till I started seeing people running out of the hostel and I quickly and asked what was happening.

“We dey go morning mass for church” Oremi responded.

“Na compulsory” I asked in agony, “Yes ooo, and na everyday” He responded

“Chineke ooo… we don die” I yelled. I think my shout almost woke Oti, and I added some kicking to it before he could wake properly.

“wetin happen na” He said with sleepy eyes

“We dey go morning mass” I said while I grabbed my trousers and ran out of the room before the running around the hostel became intense. I ran to a safe distance before waiting for Oti and Oremi to surface. The church was being held in an open field and it was really a funny sight. Some people were tying just their wrapper around their waist, while some wore shorts alone. The amount of people sleeping in church was greater than the amount that was even following proceedings. The priest continued with all his lines and before he could even conclude the mass, guys were already moving towards the hostel to continue with their sleeping competition.

“Where person go bath”? I asked around

“That outside” The guy replied

“Outside” I asked confused

“Yes na, you no see other guys for there already”? He asked back. I peeped and I saw niggas naked all bathing outside.

“This thing no make sense na” I said to Oti who was standing close by. “All this female workers for boys hostel here go dey see person thing oo” I said angrily

“Na him sweet pass na” Oti responded “I wish say I go see the girl I go fvck sef” He said with a wink. We summoned courage and picked our bucket and went straight to the tap to fetch water. The tap was very close to the area where we took our bath so it wasn’t much of a distance. I started bathing and unfortunately that was when the female builders and mason kicked off their work. I tried as much as possible to be fast before the came towards my direction.

“I wan carry this block wey you dey use bath” She said. I knew I heard a feminine voice, but didn’t want to believe it was actually one. I quickly used water to clean my face and behold, it was one of the female workers that I always stared at, and she loves staring back too. I was shocked and it really showed on my face.

“Good morning” She said. It was really an embarrassing moment because I didn’t know whether to hide my dicck that she had aleardy seen. I quickly came down the block and smiled just a bit

“Na only this block you see for here”? I asked her jokingly

“No, but na this one I wan carry” She replied. I knew she was up to something, and I promised to play along.

“Hope we fit see after” I asked her while she was about carrying the block

“Yes, if nobody dey there” She replied back. I nodded in agreement and was about saying the next thing before I heard…

“Ashawo… you no know say you naked”?? Someone echoed and saw that all attention has been shifted to me. I laughed about it and quickly rinsed my body and ran into my room.

“You go follow fvck babe” I asked Oti

“Omo, I need toto like badly now… help me na” He said while I burst into laughter. I explained to him the plan and he accepted perfectly fine. I approached her 6.00pm towards a lonely road in the school premises and she gave me her number. I waited till it was 8.00pm before calling her to come out to a location I told her. We smiled and talked for some seconds before I started handling her breasts. I didn’t want to get so intimate because I knew she wasn’t the classy type, so I didn’t bother kissing her and other stuff. I just handled her breast and fingered her lightly before wearing my condom.

“This your prick big when I see am for morning ooo, and the thing sweet me” She said with smiles. I wasn’t there for familiarity so I just smiled a little bit before facing her front and started hitting her couuchy from behind. She was a beautiful local girl, and it didn’t even matter to me. Her moanings were top notch and I could notice that either she was a secondary virgin or she had a natural tight pvssy. Her smashed her like a sex-starved horse, and she was beginning to confess

“Guy sharp sharp na” Oti queried from a distance

“Will another person do”? She asked surprised

“Yes na, so that he will not expose us” I explained to her while still fvcking her harder. I quickly cum and made way for Oti to enter. She was already complaining that her pvssy was paining her, and I knew it would be a different tale from Oti who was already sex-starved for real. From my distance, all I could hear was slight cries and no pleasure at all. Her cries were getting louder and I advised Oti to calm down on his speed. It took him 45minutes to cum, and I knew he really missed a pvssy. After the sex with Oti, I hugged her and cuddled her before giving her 500naira and escorting her down the road.

“This your friend dey fvck like mechanic” She replied sadly “Him wan tear my toto”? She queried. I laughed over it and promised her that he won’t partake in the next one.

“Buy gift come for me next time ooo” She said before running down towards where she stayed. I and Oti started strolling back to the classrooms to meet up with fellow guys.

“Wait ooo… you use condom fvck that girl” I asked Oti…

“Jesus!! I forget condom” Oti shouted

“You pour put inside the girl”? I asked again

“Oh my God” Oti shouted again. I couldn’t help but burst into laughter even though it was a serious situation. “If that girl get belle,, na your pikin ooo” I reminded him as we entered the class. I could see that Oti was very uncomfortable and it really showed on him.

“But she fit get belle” He asked me

“Yes na” I replied “Or she no be girl again”? I asked. It was really a tough night for him and all I did was laugh.

*************************************************************(Next Episode)
“So this is how you want it” She asked “We shall see” She said. She tried leaving and I dragged her back.

“All I want is just your pvssy… Don’t take it personal” I said with a smile “Either you comply or you know the rest” I stated.

********************************************************************************
“I really want you to fvck me pls” She pleaded embarassed

“Then you beg properly” I said with a legendary smile” smiley wink

To Be Continued!!! smiley

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Re: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by Emeonyerichard(m): 12:10pm On Nov 03, 2016
Pls biafra no keep us dis long nxt time abeg... U supox no hw addict do nw wen dia highness material no dy available

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