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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by BrainnewsNg(f): 3:44pm On Oct 28, 2016
SirJeffry:
If I paid for the real thing, you must give it to me whether you are ghost or mammy water else both of us go dance "thriller" for the room. nonsense grin

Really?
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by jimb(m): 3:50pm On Oct 28, 2016
oboy if I nak u my own ex p, u go mad
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by RoadsAndGreen(m): 3:58pm On Oct 28, 2016
jimb:
oboy if I nak u my own ex p, u go mad
go on.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by calabardick(m): 4:02pm On Oct 28, 2016
Taiofil:


dont mind him hibiscus76..Too much westernised lifestyle... If thats u on ur profile... U r pretty!

And what makes you think that boy is abroad?

A man selling rotten tomatoes at Agege coming here to form western

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by calabardick(m): 4:04pm On Oct 28, 2016
SirJeffry:
If I paid for the real thing, you must give it to me whether you are ghost or mammy water else both of us go dance "thriller" for the room. nonsense grin

Bro, your HOD no go stand up at all, your entire body will be stiff
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by ClinicalHope(f): 4:10pm On Oct 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy.
LWKMD EmperorLee Just say the magic word abadacabra and zap make sure you get for mind where you wan go
Oo.... Hehehe
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by dy27(m): 4:11pm On Oct 28, 2016
Ghost are real true true. They don't wear pants. That's how to identify them. #dy27laffinggas.
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by EmperorLee(m): 4:17pm On Oct 28, 2016
ClinicalHope:
LWKMD EmperorLee Just say the magic word abadacabra and zap make sure you get for mind where you wan go
Oo.... Hehehe


cheesy grin

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by EMIOMOADEOYE: 4:32pm On Oct 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy.

GBAM!

The girl go dey follow you run as you dey run sef. E go even match your speed sef so na side by side.
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by EMIOMOADEOYE: 4:39pm On Oct 28, 2016
hibiscus76:
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them and their dealings..but about the ways to identify them, that I'm not sure about

You've experienced ghosts and their dealings.

Then you must be a ghost yourself.

As far as I'm concerned they don't exist. Angels and demons exist! Yes! Its possible they may take on a human form. But if your ways are pure and you have not dived into occult practices you have no business seeing them or coming in contact with them.

If you tell me you have seen them before, then brother you got a lot of explaining to do.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by 1miccza: 5:17pm On Oct 28, 2016
Dapsonemmanuel:
Read all comments up there and it got me wondering if they're fools:-/:-/ .. I mean who on earth still believes kiddies stuffs like this .. Now I see why Nigeria can progress.. Just smh


Bros if in the US they still have haunted houses and towns what is wrong with him believing they exist??
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Sulaimonsb(m): 5:52pm On Oct 28, 2016
Mehnnn op is 100% correct... if u wan see ghost, ogbanje kom Edo State, frm benin enter does Audi cars for Siluko road park for night wey dey go Usen or Okada tell d driver to pass old road.. u will believe d OP 100%

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 6:58pm On Oct 28, 2016
ghost or disappearing things exist. I have had encounter with one in the past and as it seem some have commented on this topic.
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 7:09pm On Oct 28, 2016
Realhommie:
You meant the Ethiope river...

Grew up in warri, back then okada as a means of transport was hugely popular, people still use them now but off major roads coz they've been replaced by tricycles on major roads.. So this okada rider dude told a story of how an olosho boarded his bike, and when they got to the Udu bridge off Udu road she asked him to stop, paid him his fare and jumped off into the river... To his surprise even there were no ripples on the water, obviously he had carried a ghost.


I laugh when i see people doubting such stories.

Bros,but this story na everyday gist for Warri na!! Every time,na always one okada man dey carry girl for Udu bridge...Ghosts exist..
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Realhommie(m): 7:27pm On Oct 28, 2016
Jadeite:


Bros,but this story na everyday gist for Warri na!! Every time,na always one okada man dey carry girl for Udu bridge...Ghosts exist..
It's an old and very popular gist that's y...
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 7:41pm On Oct 28, 2016
Wtf did I just read grin
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 28, 2016
1miccza:



Bros if in the US they still have haunted houses and towns what is wrong with him believing they exist??

Oh pls those are for fun, for the thrills, for the adrenaline rush
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 7:47pm On Oct 28, 2016
winj3:


African friend, I am learning from you for sure, do you mind answering a few questions for me (student) please?

1, Did god or a spiritual force make aspirin and airplanes? If i want god to give me one of the airplanes what prayer should I use? help please
2, Do you believe in santa and flying witches? I am planning to visit Malta, do you know a witch that can ferry me there for cheap or half the price?
3, I currently have cough, do you think prayers or a witch can cure it? And what should I pray for and do you know a good witch that can help?

What prayers do you recommend for Nigeria to fix the exchange rate
Do you know any witches that can defeat boko haram and Fulani herdsmen? please send so I can start working on it
Bros just 1 question
Who was d first human on earth and how did he or she came to be?
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by naniawini(f): 8:03pm On Oct 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy.
hahahahhahhahah oh men laff don kill me...
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 8:26pm On Oct 28, 2016
He was better off hiding this piece of ignorance in his thoughts than showing the whole of twitter (and the world at large) how dumb he is.
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Raphael81(m): 8:30pm On Oct 28, 2016
hibiscus76:
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them and their dealings..but about the ways to identify them, that I'm not sure about

oya tell me ya experience biko
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 8:41pm On Oct 28, 2016
grin ;DWe Bleep them all, we give them ghost style. human or ghost the sex is d same. lol
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 8:50pm On Oct 28, 2016
kocoD:


mention me too abeg

Mentioned me bro.. don't forget
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 9:13pm On Oct 28, 2016
Dapsonemmanuel:
.. Chick ... I'm sure you're typing all the way from Jupiter .. Ghost doesn't exist on earth ...


Bro u must be one of those Atheists who don't even believe there is God.
To say there is nothing like a ghost is one of the dumbest things I've heard.
Ghosts are real
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 9:18pm On Oct 28, 2016
Taiofil:


dont mind him hibiscus76..Too much westernised lifestyle... If thats u on ur profile... U r pretty!


Which westernised life style. Even the people in the Western world know there are ghosts. He must be Jupiternised because his beliefs are out of this world.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by EmperorLee(m): 9:25pm On Oct 28, 2016
naniawini:
hahahahhahhahah oh men laff don kill me...



Naniiiid kiss kiss I miss you die kiss
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 9:32pm On Oct 28, 2016
davtosh:



Bro u must be one of those Atheists who don't even believe there is God.
To say there is nothing like a ghost is one of the dumbest things I've heard.
Ghosts are real
.. Now to say ghost exist is craziest thing I've read from on here .. I'm not an atheist and I believe there's .. But bro once you are dead ,you are dead .. Though one might be roaming around but can never seen ...stick it up your ass mann
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Dapsonemmanuel(m): 9:33pm On Oct 28, 2016
3sexy:



I AM A GHOST. !!!

Grrrroaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
.. Goto hell mann
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by seanmozilla: 9:48pm On Oct 28, 2016
hibiscus76:
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them and their dealings..but about the ways to identify them, that I'm not sure about

You can scare them away from you with cigarette smoking tho.
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 9:59pm On Oct 28, 2016
Real life story no fiction.
An Egbon elderly person use to come to while away time at my office area every evening. He is Igbo but speak good yoruba, cos he was born in Ibadan. We were jisting one day and he told us a story something that happened to him long ago.
He said he was talking with a friend in his office several years ago when his secretary camevto inform him that someone wants to see him and the person said he is his friend, he said when the lady mentioned the name he told her to let him in.
He said the guy is his friend and when he came they greeted him because the other guy he was talking to before his arrival knows him that the three if them are friends. He said they talked and joked like they used to do and after sometime the friend said he was leaving. He said he was holding a Newswatch magazine and he asked him to let him read it and he gave it to him, He said he was chewing Kolanut too and he asked for some.and he gave him. Now when he was about leaving he gave the guy his business card and he used Biro to write his new number on the back of the card because the number printed on the card was lost and he had not gone to retrieve it. So the friend left and remained him and the other friend he was chatting with before the guy came.
He said the second week he received a call from the other friend the guy met with him that he should please talk to someone on his phone and the voice became the voice of the wife of their friend that came visiting asking if it was true her husband was in Ibadan, he said he yes and the woman was sobing, he asked her what the matter was she couldn't talk but it was his friend that owns the phone she used that said she said her husband had been dead almost a year.
That bros said he couldn't believe his ear because he even collected Kolanut from the guy and he ate it. He said he was shaking and he was more terrified when he rushed to his wardrobe where he kept the News watch magazine and the magazine has disappeared and his card he gave the guy with the number he wrote there he met at the spot.
The person who told me the story is still alive till date we even saw today at my office and he was not the only one who witnessed the incident, they were two.

May this Atheists experience worse incidents like this so theyld know there is more to life than they think and believe. And if there are evil spirits then logically there is the opposite.

My own personal experience is there but I can't tell cos I'm tired of typing.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by gymnasium(m): 9:59pm On Oct 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy.


no worry just come and hide under my bed while i speak to the ghost on your behalf...............olosi fear fear boy grin grin grin

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