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Never Owe Smart People by faorex(m): 8:01pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
I called someone who was owing me and she didn't take my calls, I called 10 times Still no answer.. Then I decide to send a message: (Hello Ma, I'm not calling for the money, I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your hubby in town today, It was a big match and he was just there watching and then one girl managed to escape and got in the car and they drove away) then I sent.. After some minutes she called me and I ignored, she kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which reads (where was the fight, where did they go, did you recognize the girls pls tell me, for I'm falling apart) I just read and didn't respond... She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer then another message from her .... (I have your money, where can we meet and you tell me more) then I replied; (ok you can do transfer so that I pass by the filling station to refuel then I will pick u and drive you to one of the girls place coz I know them) after 2 mins I checked my a/c balance, my money was fully paid.... I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby.... source:copied O.R.:ADEYANJU TAIWO 1 Like |
Re: Never Owe Smart People by darbeelicous(f): 11:38pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Hahaha..... I laff in pidgin english. |
Re: Never Owe Smart People by Nobody: 9:06am On Oct 19, 2016 |
darbeelicous: hey cutie,hw u i follow u laff,but were ure pinshure? |
Re: Never Owe Smart People by darbeelicous(f): 9:46pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
[quote author=askibee post=50326105] hey cutie,hw u i follow u laff,but were ure pinshure?[/lol, its not available at d moment.] |
Re: Never Owe Smart People by Nobody: 1:42pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
[quote author=darbeelicous post=50427983][/quote] do I get to knw u beta not on dis platform sha.pls |
Re: Never Owe Smart People by darbeelicous(f): 5:49pm On Oct 28, 2016 |
askibee:sure y nt |
Re: Never Owe Smart People by Nobody: 10:26pm On Oct 28, 2016 |
Re: Never Owe Smart People by darbeelicous(f): 12:25pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
askibee:k |
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