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China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by schoolhelpng(m): 11:05pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
Donald Trump is favoured to trounce his Democratic Party counterpart, Hillary Clinton in the highly heated U.S election which is 4 days away. The mstical monkey kissing Donald Trump as it predits him as winner A Chinese monkey described as the “king of prophets” has tipped Donald Trump for the US presidency, a tourism park said, after the creature successfully predicted the winner of football’s European Championship final earlier this year. Known as Geda which means knots or goose bumps, the prophetic primate is the latest in a series of purportedly psychic animals that have popped up around the world since Paul the Octopus correctly predicted multiple 2010 World Cup matches. The simian seer, wearing a yellow shirt emblazoned with his title, was given a chance to pick between bananas placed beside life-sized cut-outs of Republican Trump and his Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton. After “deliberate thought” the mystic monkey chose Trump, Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park said Thursday in a statement on its website. Without even waiting, he congratulated the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips. The five-year-old simian correctly predicted Portugal would win the 2016 European football championship in July, two days before Cristiano Ronaldo’s side prevailed 1-0, online news portal ifeng.com reported at the time. Then, the monkey was presented with the national flags of Portugal and France with bananas on both. It finally walked towards the national flag of Portugal and ate a banana there, the report said. Geda’s antics seem to have been inspired by the oracular octopus Paul. In 2010, Paul the Octopus became the world’s most famous mollusc when he foretold the results of every match played by Germany at the World Cup in South Africa, as well as Spain’s victory against the Netherlands in the final. TSH READ MORE
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Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by alizma: 11:10pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
ok |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by Mizzpat(f): 11:13pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
schoolhelpng: Wow! Mystical kissing monkey. ![]() ![]() |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by talktonase(m): 11:19pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
Dont worry monkey when trump becomes president you will be up in the trump hotel for weeks unend! |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by micfoley: 11:23pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
OK o. Na few days remain |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by DCMIX(m): 11:24pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
see this gay monkey o... |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by Nightie(f): 11:27pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
talktonase: lol |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by alexiej(m): 11:28pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
Monkey, can u help us unpick nigerian leaders? Abi shey no be one chance naija enter so? 1 Like |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by talktonase(m): 11:34pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by Onopa(m): 11:34pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
MAGA 2 Likes
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Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by thedarkside: 11:40pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
bwahaahahahahahahah!... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by schoolhelpng(m): 11:45pm On Nov 04, 2016 |
I prefer Donal Trump to that corrupt Hilary Clinton..
for me and my family, we shall vote for Trump.in Nigeria... |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by Nobody: 12:43am On Nov 05, 2016 |
Hmmm,God is against fortune tellers,observers of time,enchanters, witchcraft,familiar spirit medium etc.Deut18:10. Peeping into the future has kept a lot of people in bondage. Saul in the Bible died a painfully shameful death because of disobedience and consulting a witch at Endor to see the future. I am not interested in this rubbish. |
Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by thedarkside: 2:22am On Nov 05, 2016 |
mystical in my cooking-pot y3 ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Re: China's Mystical Monkey Picks Donald Trump As Next U.S President by schoolhelpng(m): 9:08am On Nov 05, 2016 |
shori shori khupke khupke... |
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