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Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by chris6flash: 4:20pm On Nov 05, 2016 |
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon. Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon. Thieves wont see him Idolaters wont see him Cheats wont see him Fornicators wont see him Adulterers wont see him Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him Gamblers wont see him Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him Gay, lesbians wont see him Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him Backbitters wont see him Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him Those who dont believe in God wont see him Those who keep malice wont see him REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late. 60 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by calliope(f): 10:11am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by TVTKOKO(m): 10:12am On Nov 06, 2016 |
With all those things u typed up there, then heaven would be dry, empty and boring as shiit! Imagine even using perfume ... Then tell me what that woman used in cleaning Jesus feet 50 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by RyanMontana: 10:12am On Nov 06, 2016 |
callistus124: falsehood!!, . None of these were mentioned in he bible or by Jesus or God WTF IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by dollaflow(m): 10:12am On Nov 06, 2016 |
ok |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Popogri: 10:13am On Nov 06, 2016 |
You won't see him too! 30 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SalomonKane: 10:13am On Nov 06, 2016 |
I've been hearing this for the past years, and guess what, Jesus hasn't come. Dude, sorry to burst your bubble, Jesus isn't coming. 14 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:13am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Coman repent me na Jesus is coming soon, my great grandfather died waiting....... Jesus is coming soon, my grandfather died serving and waiting as a Reverend......... Issorait. I'll be here waiting for Him 7 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by twheeny(f): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Am waiting for him happily 6 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Enouwem(m): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him Ayam not understanding 56 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by freecocoa(f): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Jesus has been coming soon since the days of john the Baptist and up till now he isn't here, abeg where is he coming from? Is he trekking ni? Even if he is, him suppose don reach by now. OP abeg make we hear word, if jesus try come this earth eh, wetin him eye go see, him mouth no go fit talk am, he better remain where he is, for his own good. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by hahn(m): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Do you even know the meaning of "soon"? 9 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by slimthugchimee(m): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016 |
everything listed above....then most christians wont see him 9 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Has Jesus himself repented from his lies before telling me to repent He has been lying from centuries to centuries that he is coming soon yet nobody see am. No be only repent, na revive. No go find better team stake money put whether u fit win millions for bet9ja, dey preach about Jesus wey Israelites sef no believe say he dey come 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by falconey(m): 10:14am On Nov 06, 2016 |
how would Jesus live on earth without doing the aforementioned? 3 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by ednut1(m): 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016 |
He is not coming anywhere. We will meet him for judgement when we die. If he comes again.dey powera dat be go re kill am 1 Like |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by livingg(m): 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016 |
......tomorrow may be too late 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SalomonKane: 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016 |
hahn:Mr Hahn. Soon might be a billion years from now, you know. |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Blaqsmith(m): 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016 |
This is why many atheists see religion as a mental and psychological ailment that robs the mind and leaves the body weak, thereby leaving gulf of space for exploitation by con artistes who masquerade as God's spokespersons. @OP, please see a good psychiatrist for mental check-ups. No disrespect. 40 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by solva: 10:15am On Nov 06, 2016 |
op believe me, u wont see him urself 6 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by freecocoa(f): 10:16am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Lmao, from your list, no one will see him be that. Perfume wearers too, jesus must really love body odor. 10 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Elnino4ladies: 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016 |
This is hillarious......lol 3 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Lordave: 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016 |
What manner of fúckery is this? Jesus is coming soon, I heard that in 1996, 1998, 2000, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2016,and I will keep hearing it even during World Cups, Euros and Olympics in 2094 and 2096. The white man that sold that fallacy to you has moved on from that manner of fraud to another, yet you have chosen to remain unredeemed. The next fraud Africans will fall to will wipe off their existence. 25 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by ojimbo(m): 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016 |
One thing that makes me feel Atheism is the right part is the picture below 1 Like
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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Specialbaby(f): 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016 |
freecocoa:You don't believe in the second coming of Jesus?? 5 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by cocoberry(f): 10:17am On Nov 06, 2016 |
[i]Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him[ Haba Jesus too for no go meet God for heaven, can u now explain this... Mark 14:3 While He was in Bethany at the home of Simon the leper, and reclining at the table, there came a woman with an alabaster vial of very costly perfume of pure nard; and she broke the vial and poured it over His head. Matthew 26:12 "For when she poured this perfume on My body, she did it to prepare Me for burial. 4 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by RyanMontana: 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016 |
chris6flash: I don't know if all these were mentioned in the bible or Jesus but we'll try to repent. but please don't easily go to conclusion. Say things that God or Jesus himself said and not what you made up. I only believe what I read from the old bible cos the new testament is somehow contradictory. and one of the major problem of religion is manipulation. May the Good Lord be with Us all 3 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by sample042(m): 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016 |
NA TODAY... PERHAPS TONYT, SHEY? 1 Like |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by EyeHateGod: 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Keep deceiving Ya Self.. E don tay way Jonh the Baptist don day Shout Prepare for The kingdom of God[Yahweh] is at Hand 2 thousand years Later we still day Wait Even though E no Concern We Africans Just like we day wait for Oduduwa to return My people Wake up... 7 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by LecciGucci: 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Nawao |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by holatin(m): 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016 |
k we dey wait but until he arrive, make I dey try make money for my incoming family. shalom but wait which source of transport will he be coming with ? hold up dey oshodi and train expensive 1 Like 1 Share |
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