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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by freecocoa(f): 10:18am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Specialbaby:As if there was a first coming to start with, abegi. 6 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Generalyemi(m): 10:19am On Nov 06, 2016 |
this Op is either Lord's chosen or deeper life..rubbish 2 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:21am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Halleluyah Hossanah Iyeeeeeeeeee ogoooooooo |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by lonelydora: 10:22am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Perfume kwa? Na waooo. Na to join Deeper Life be that nah. |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by oglalasioux(m): 10:23am On Nov 06, 2016 |
chris6flash: With everything you listed up there you've assured us no Jesus is coming anywhere anytime. |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by gab19: 10:23am On Nov 06, 2016 |
freecocoa:madam u get mind oo |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by EyeHateGod: 10:24am On Nov 06, 2016 |
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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SerialDigits(m): 10:24am On Nov 06, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: well,it's ur turn now.... |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:25am On Nov 06, 2016 |
SerialDigits:Hahaha. Not my turn sir. I still have people before me |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jonbellion(m): 10:25am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Yeah jesus is definitely coming On his magical flying horse!! And aaall eyes would see him On a spherical earth Woooow He should dress modern we don't wear robes and sandals anymore. I don't know if there's any christian that is his PA that can inform him Plus he's not Caucasian like he's protrayed in the media so you'll be in for a surprise Lol jesus Christ is just like the king Arthur legend King Arthur is supposed to be reincarnated Jesus is coming on his flying horse Even king Arthur has more of a grip on reality 5 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Smellymouth: 10:25am On Nov 06, 2016 |
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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SerialDigits(m): 10:26am On Nov 06, 2016 |
oglalasioux: it could be the truth,d rate at which playstore updates bibles nw...no b small thing |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:26am On Nov 06, 2016 |
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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Voy(m): 10:27am On Nov 06, 2016 |
hahn:soon means anoda 1second of Ur life; d next might be too late! |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:27am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Smellymouth:hahahahahaha. That gif got me 5 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Lordave: 10:28am On Nov 06, 2016 |
freecocoa:The OP even listed perfume users as sinners. The ignorant man forgot that even Jesus wore a perfume. An expensive perfume that should have been sold to use us the proceeds and help the poor was wasted on Jesus' feet. Some nonsense shouldn't be allowed on Nairaland. 2 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by SerialDigits(m): 10:30am On Nov 06, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod:meanwhile, help urself...at least, let him catch u doing something...
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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by adellam16(f): 10:30am On Nov 06, 2016 |
chris6flash:have u repented? U repent first n save ur self! 1 Like |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:30am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jonbellion(m): 10:30am On Nov 06, 2016 |
calliope:LMAO but one of them was bi tho |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jonbellion(m): 10:31am On Nov 06, 2016 |
unclezuma:thank you they have no idea of what they are worshipping |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by africanusvu(m): 10:32am On Nov 06, 2016 |
OP.U 4gt those who bath wit water.those who use soap to bath and wash.those who sweep them rooms |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by freethinker01: 10:32am On Nov 06, 2016 |
freecocoa:Lol... Jesus existed tho but almost everything said and told about him were lies n propaganda... Anyone that thinks he's coming back needs to get his/her brain checked. 3 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Mzyouzee1(f): 10:32am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Sigh! Dis is pathetic! Y r christians doing dis to themselves? Dat is how Oyedepo said his new school fees of 600k was a direct other from God and if u doubt it u will go to hell! Bhet y? wHy? You pple shld allow me do my tins in peace oooo....let me drink my garri and worry about oda tins.... 2 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by recievesense: 10:33am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by hahn(m): 10:35am On Nov 06, 2016 |
SalomonKane: Lol. That would only make sense to deluded fellows |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by happney65: 10:35am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Lordave: A real Fuckery it is my broda..Fuckery Nla...Jesus is coming,Allah will destroy the Earth..Etc...Which manner of stupid Fuckery is that?Hunnnnnn...how I wish my homie omolola15 2 Likes |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 10:36am On Nov 06, 2016 |
jonbellion: My brother if I talk dem go call me ekwensu...so onu pimm!!! Besides, the way Nigerians are going about Christianity...I bet you the Anti-Christ will be a Nigerian 1 Like |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by anthony533(m): 10:36am On Nov 06, 2016 |
I dont think Jesus is coming in this economic recession |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by hahn(m): 10:37am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Voy: It has been 2000 years already. If Jesus was supposed to catch a business appointment no one would take him seriously. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by chimauga(m): 10:39am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Ayoguy(m): 10:40am On Nov 06, 2016 |
Mr Repenter, where in the Bible was going to church on weekdays mentioned or that going on sundays alone is a sin.. Yu are one those making christianity look like a joke!! 1 Like |
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