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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 12:47pm On Nov 06, 2016
Death is inevitable! The old perception dies, and a new one is born. Each time we change our perception, make a better choice, let go of that which we no longer need and allow something better to come in, there is a process of death of the old and birth of the new. smiley
Mujtahida:

Slowly universal and cosmic consciousness taking hold of more lives will reveal Christianity to be one of the most sophisticated frauds of all time. Humanity will outgrow it and cast it aside just like a snake does its old skin as our spiritual evolution as a race unfolds.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by brostheo(m): 12:54pm On Nov 06, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Bros, are you gay? angry
Sist,are you a boy?
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by ifenes(m): 12:56pm On Nov 06, 2016
Mujtahida:

No mind them. Waiting for Christ to come not knowing that Jesus taught that every man is Christ. When you find your true self, you find Christ. This is the mystery of Christ that Paul wrote about.

Exactly brother!!!

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Maximus85(m): 1:05pm On Nov 06, 2016
chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

Sorry, none of you will see him when he comes. He has sacrificed his human body for all of us. It's will be a fake sacrifice if he still comes and we see him physically.
His disciples understand this that was why they asked him of the Signs of his presence.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by donnie(m): 1:08pm On Nov 06, 2016
SalomonKane:
I've been hearing this for the past years, and guess what, Jesus hasn't come.

Dude, sorry to burst your bubble, Jesus isn't coming.

Forget those stupid things the Op outlined, prepare your heart, get about doing the work of soul winning cos HE IS SURELY COMING BACK.

2Peter 3:3-9

3Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires.
4 They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.” 5 But they deliberately forget that long ago by God’s word the heavens came into being and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6 By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7 By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.
8 But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. 9 The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 1:10pm On Nov 06, 2016
brostheo:
Sist,are you a boy?
I'm a dude bro. Ha!
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by richard58: 1:10pm On Nov 06, 2016
We waiting for him to come coz their are lots of questions for him and if not answered to our satisfaction we gonna crucify him the second time
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Smellymouth: 1:12pm On Nov 06, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Alaga no be small thing o hahaha

Did you hear about the trumpet that sounded from the cloud in Israel? I just saw that this morning on IG. They said it's warning cheesy grin cheesy can't stop laughing

https://instagram.com/p/BMdG5BmD4RZ/

Bwahahahhaha..

If the world wan end, abeg make e wait small ooo..

I still get more ladies to gbensh..

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by cocoberry(f): 1:12pm On Nov 06, 2016
Sure I do, nah d perfume side make me dey tire so


prince985:
u dont belive God?
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Hardybattee45: 1:15pm On Nov 06, 2016
jonbellion:
It's better the guy shouldn't even come atall cuz the nigga has bleeped up real time
how has he bleeped up oooooo........ Explain
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by donnie(m): 1:16pm On Nov 06, 2016
ednut1:
He is not coming anywhere. We will meet him for judgement when we die. If he comes again.dey powera dat be go re kill am

No Sir, He will not come as that meek and lowly Jesus in a manger. He will come as the man of war, The King of Glory, to overthrow the kingdoms of this world and establish His own.

Romans 14:11
It is written: "'As surely as I live,' says the Lord, 'every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God.'"
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Nov 06, 2016
O.P sef nor try at all......so I won't make heaven because I use perfume Jesus himself used perfume,so who are you to condemn me?..... You must be a deeper life member undecided

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by sukkot: 1:25pm On Nov 06, 2016
chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him

Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.
come on brah, really ? like are you serious bro ?
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by donnie(m): 1:25pm On Nov 06, 2016
Maximus85:


Sorry, none of you will see him when he comes. He has sacrificed his human body for all of us. It's will be a fake sacrifice if he still comes and we see him physically.
His disciples understand this that was why they asked him of the Signs of his presence.

You have been deceived, now you try to deceive others.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by planetx: 1:26pm On Nov 06, 2016
Nigerian are fast loosing faith in Christianity based on the comments I am reading here, who can blame them when you have so called men of God like the one my sister took me to see recently telling me God told him I should do something big for his church like bringing #10 million or buy a #6million generator so he can pray to help me solve a particular problem. I told him I have heard and I be back lol.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by donnie(m): 1:30pm On Nov 06, 2016
chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

What are you doing? Who told you this is the gospel message? Jesus didn't preach this, neither did the apostles. If you continue like this with this hatred and envy, even you could loose your salvation.

Please stop making mockery of the gospel.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by faitheverest(f): 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2016
2Peter 3:3-9
[i]
3Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires.
[b] 4 They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.

Scoffers everywhere.......God help me
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by holatin(m): 1:40pm On Nov 06, 2016
Hardybattee45:
lol.......... U need deliverance
u go deliver me
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Kirinwa: 1:42pm On Nov 06, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Coman repent me na

Jesus is coming soon, my great grandfather died waiting.......
Jesus is coming soon, my grandfather died serving and waiting as a Reverend.........

Issorait. I'll be here waiting for Him

You just said they died. So they are either with Him or without Him.

You too will die one day and be held accountable for your words today if you keep on mocking.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Kirinwa: 1:44pm On Nov 06, 2016
holatin:
u go deliver me

Yes I will.

Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Revolva(m): 1:50pm On Nov 06, 2016
grin grin grin

i de sing femi kuti song


....wonder....wonder......wonder......wonder oya..........till you turn to wanderer......hahahah will jesus ever come ooo.....i dont know.....i dont knowww....all na wash
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by AllsufficientGod: 2:08pm On Nov 06, 2016
Our Lord Jesus is coming soon and nothing can stop him. let's pray for the grace to live a holy life and be among the ones to be raptured.
For the people making mockery of him. I cry for you cos you don't know what you are doing. God help you!
Jesus I love you, help me to see you when you come.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by skiddyboi(m): 2:21pm On Nov 06, 2016
calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you grin



were d two dads sex partners? mtcheew, typical nigeria
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Maximus85(m): 2:24pm On Nov 06, 2016
donnie:


You have been deceived, now you try to deceive others.

My friend. You ran away when I quoted scriptures that has exposed your lack of scriptural understanding. Now you're here again. If I quote scriptures that will prove your pastor an Olodo, you will disappear again. Isn't it your pastor that said masturbation is good? Isn't he a divorcee? Lol. Do what I say but don't do what I do.

My friend, you need to know and have deep understanding of the Bible. Don't let these wealth obsessed liars called pastors deceive you.

If I don't have convincing scriptural backings on a topic, I dare not express my opinion on that case to anybody. That's how true Bible students roll bro.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Maximus85(m): 2:26pm On Nov 06, 2016
donnie:


You have been deceived, now you try to deceive others.

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My friend. You ran away when I quoted scriptures that has exposed your lack of scriptural understanding. Now you're here again. If I quote scriptures that will prove your pastor an Olodo, you will disappear again. Isn't it your pastor that said masturbation is good? Isn't he a divorcee? Lol. Do what I say but don't do what I do.

My friend, you need to know and have deep understanding of the Bible. Don't let these wealth obsessed liars called pastors deceive you.

If I don't have convincing scriptural backings on a topic, I dare not express my opinion on that case to anybody. That's how true Bible students roll bro.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Treash(m): 2:30pm On Nov 06, 2016
Brethren, please before you complain about the lateness of His coming, kindly read 2Peter 3:3-4. He may tarry, but its for a while. Thanks for hoping to see Him.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by lakeside3020(m): 2:35pm On Nov 06, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Has Jesus himself repented from his lies before telling me to repent He has been lying from centuries to centuries that he is coming soon yet nobody see am. No be only repent, na revive. No go find better team stake money put whether u fit win millions for bet9ja, dey preach about Jesus wey Israelites sef no believe say he dey come

Am so sorry for you.why are you like this?
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by raphieMontella: 2:37pm On Nov 06, 2016
Lordave:
What manner of fúckery is this?

Jesus is coming soon, I heard that in 1996, 1998, 2000, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2016,and I will keep hearing it even during World Cups, Euros and Olympics in 2094 and 2096.


The white man that sold that fallacy to you has moved on from that manner of fraud to another, yet you have chosen to remain unredeemed.
The next fraud Africans will fall to will wipe off their existence.
im telling you

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by TrajansKong: 2:52pm On Nov 06, 2016
chibuzorAbia:


We will perish due to our ignorance. Imagine shouting Jesus in the 22nd century?

We will still be screaming for Jesus in the 32nd century long, long after the Europeans, Indians and Chinese have left this planet for other planets. But we will be happy in the knowledge of salvation because they will have left us with a picture like the one below. So we will pray unceasingly for white Jesus to return from the sky and save us from ourselves just like he promised before...

..Oh, wait...

Africa is doomed.

Again...

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Mpanyi: 2:53pm On Nov 06, 2016
You used the same hand you wrote good things at first to write nonsense along the line, thereby making nonsense of all you wrote. I know your type. Repent.

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by brostheo(m): 3:00pm On Nov 06, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
I'm a dude bro. Ha!
How come your profile is showing female,men I think ammah sue you for impersonation
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 3:11pm On Nov 06, 2016
ojimbo:
One thing that makes me feel Atheism is the right part is the picture below
Baba which kyn rubbish pictures be these na? sad
If you wan post picture like that,you suppose put warning about am.

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