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Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Igboid: 10:18am On Nov 09, 2016 |
*Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.* First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI: Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays. CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others. Trump: The Democrats created them. CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby. Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them. CIA: We can't do that. Trump: Why is that? CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak. Trump: I don't care. CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir. Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban. CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes. Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis. Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it. Trump: Then, let us invade Iran. Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir. Trump: Why not? CIA: We are talking to them, sir. Trump: What? Why? CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Eastactivist: 10:19am On Nov 09, 2016 |
jollymizzle: Igbos are Republicans and Christians by nature. We have one common enemy which is Muslim who are anti-freedom. There are more connection in form of similar interest between US Republicans and Igbo Biafrans. We have the same goals and ideology and it won't be out of place if IPOB, Igbos, Biafrans should support trump. And Yes, trump can use his office in connection with the world Bank to bring development of any form to the SE and SS. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by juman(m): 10:19am On Nov 09, 2016 |
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Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by jollymizzle(m): 10:21am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Igboid:you are more in tune with reality than most of your kin 2 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by flamingREED(m): 10:22am On Nov 09, 2016 |
freeze001: Change your name to FREEZER 1 Like |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Eastactivist: 10:23am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Igboid: How can you build on interest without any common links or grounds... religion can serve as that from there interest can be built. US didn't keep mute during the war in fact they facilitated the end of the war. They where even against the UK for having a hand in that fight... Even IPOB won't bash US but will bash UK this should make you understand better. please stop this BC you are only defaming US which are very much innocent with that fight... 8 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by jollymizzle(m): 10:26am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Eastactivist:forget being Christians, majority of isrealis are not even Christian and they indirectly rule America, America only meddles where their interests will be served. I wanted a trump win because America is pulling the rest of the world back. Except you can guarantee that you will give them something of value don't count on their support. And now with trump they probably won't bother about anybody else except themselves 1 Like |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by hakimmiyya: 10:26am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Why are these so called Igbos so dumb? They are always obsess with somebody else's matters and always playing the foolhardy. They have not only constituted to be nuisance but also live a life full of fantasy. Is this what ipob stand for. No wonder they are easily deceived. 5 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by OJUcrook: 10:29am On Nov 09, 2016 |
CHANNELStv2020:Yes you are right. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala is an afonja 3 Likes
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Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Eastactivist: 10:29am On Nov 09, 2016 |
jollymizzle: Lol... guy you started woefully and I didn't read further BC you will end woefully.. Go and tell Nigeria Muslims and the Arabs to forget Muslim.. whatever is there response is our response.... now get lost with your fking analysis. 4 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Igboid: 10:30am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Eastactivist: US did nothing bro. They never stopped the onslaught. They allowed Britain have their way. Infact, USA said that United Nigeria served her interest better than a divided one in the 60's. In the end, it's not usually the stones thrown at us by enemies that pained most, it's the silence and inaction of supposedly friends that hurt more. US is only friends to those that serve her interests. 5 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by jollymizzle(m): 10:32am On Nov 09, 2016 |
OJUcrook:Lmao you just burst some bubbles 3 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Eastactivist: 10:33am On Nov 09, 2016 |
OJUcrook: So you want clinton to be an afonja with you?? Lmao. Even clinton has conceded defeat... why won't you afonjas accept this fact that you cheered up an unworthy US president and move on Here 7 Likes
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Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Nobody: 10:34am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Igboid:You are a beacon of hope, Bro. 2 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by jollymizzle(m): 10:34am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Eastactivist:listen to your kinsman igboid. He is making sense. Most of you just take one belief without questioning your cerebral cortex 3 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by mightyhazel: 10:38am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Don't I just love America? Elections,..free and fair No threats and counter threats of blood,dogs and baboons No bloody engagements,.. No executive power of incumbency,.. I love America! And 2 my brothers up there celebrating,... Don't y'all think its a lil 2 early for that? Let's wait n see what 2moro brings,.. 1 Like |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by teufelein(f): 10:39am On Nov 09, 2016 |
..for me trump's victory heralds an era where we can start saying what we're thinking, an era to stop the hypocritical political correctness, we have entered a new era, the era of the Donald. An era where it’s ok to say that Muslim ‘refugees’ are an absolute nightmare, an era where we can stand up firmly and proclaim that muslims are scumbags and must be deported back wherever they come from. saudi arabia samt iran must be destroyed for the world to experience absolute peace! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by HtwoOw: 10:40am On Nov 09, 2016 |
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Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Eastactivist: 10:41am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Igboid: brother this things you are saying is just a simple accusation it is not true.. All I can tell you is that this idea of serving interest was recorded first by UK requesting for free oil from Biafra land before they support us... that idea was the idea of the UK not US. But now IPOB is saying they should have the oil and give them their sovereignty that their ingenuity has already give them out in the world map and will continue even without oil... So nigga all this you are saying doesn't hold water in the present and in the future... that interest is oil and only but oil. And US are net exporter of oil today why would they back on that interest even if we go by your stance and do so again... guy re-strategize because the world is leaving you behind.. US is our powerful ally we can not afford to miss due to this your past but not truthful grudge with them and I pray you didn't inculcate this feeling on our brothers. 1 Like |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by CandyDiamond(f): 10:41am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Up IPOB,up Biafra,up Israel,Up USA, congrats Mr Trump. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Igboid: 10:42am On Nov 09, 2016 |
*Continuation of Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.* Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again. CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq. Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq? CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check. Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US. FBI: We can't do that. Trump: Why not? FBI: Then our own population will become fearless. Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border. Border patrol: You can't do that, sir. Trump: Why not? Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall? Trump: I am banning H1B visas. USCIS: You cannot do that. Trump: Why? Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India. Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President ![]() CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest NB: This is how US is ran. Solely on interests. The POTUS must play along. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by obailala(m): 10:45am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Igboid:Lol... the Yanks na wa.... very divisive folks, they seem to be behind every single problem we have in the world. With all the fears and reservations people have over a Trump presidency, by the time the man gets into office, he would be rendered powerless by the 'real' rulers of the US, all his proposed fancy and daring policies would go into voicemail. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Biafman: 10:46am On Nov 09, 2016 |
dominique:Mumu, the OP clearly said At least, the White House will not be occupied by Obama's anti-Igbo and anti-Eastern Nigeria elements 1 Like |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by loopman: 10:50am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Aside the symbolic and tokenism of bragging right, any Biafra supporter that thinks a Trump presidency will one way of the other enhance the chance of a Biafra need a mental reevaluation and examination. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Eastactivist: 10:50am On Nov 09, 2016 |
jollymizzle: He is only making sense within the parameters of his cognitivity... but with little research he will surely understand world politics. Where the Igbos are in the world politics. That's my own interest... 3 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by 96xtr09r: 10:51am On Nov 09, 2016 |
jollymizzle: It's increasingly ridiculous and simply insane how you Yorubas are quick to grandstand and point the way to others when many of your lost folks are hopelessly in need of direction and emancipation... 4 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Oxenomy: 10:59am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Ioannes:So Biafra is what is sucking you dry? .. It will keep tormenting you all the days of your life.. 3 Likes |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Abagworo(m): 10:59am On Nov 09, 2016 |
OP is right. Even here in Rivers State it's cerebration galore among the ill informed Igbos. |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by KevinDein: 10:59am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Education in the South East needs an overhaul. A fuckkking major overhaul ![]() Never have I seen a group of people take so much pride in ignorance. That region is churning out outstanding m0r0ns at an astonishing rate. 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by 96xtr09r: 11:01am On Nov 09, 2016 |
KevinDein: Silly rants from brainless hypocrites... https://www.nairaland.com/3453073/anambra-clears-first-four-positions-in-natl-essay-competition-nov2016 https://www.nairaland.com/3237509/precious-azubike-graduates-first-class-from-Nottingham https://www.nairaland.com/3228779/igbo-most-educated-sons#47580458-history https://www.nairaland.com/3038382/igbos-most-brilliant-black-africa https://www.nairaland.com/3027691/young-nigerian-chioma-onuoha-earns https://www.nairaland.com/2929086/uzodinma-iweala-speaks-white-house Igbos leads in 2015 WASSCE performance chart https://www.nairaland.com/2914357/breaking-news-again-south-east-leads#42641776 Igbos also lead in both NECO and JAMB. https://www.nairaland.com/2914239/igbos-most-learned-people-nigeria 4 Likes 2 Shares |
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