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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by PaulIdu: 10:34pm On Nov 09, 2016
He is not serious if he doesn't tear that green card ..deceptive prof

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by PATOMAK(f): 10:35pm On Nov 09, 2016
Lemme just leave this here.


Good evening to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, E ku election.

I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.

In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too.

Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong.

Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase.

Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you.

Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.

Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job.

Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date.

When you bruise with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT.

Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi".

Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing.

Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection. You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you.

These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported. More to come in the evening.
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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by skywalker240(m): 10:36pm On Nov 09, 2016
Idiot, so after u voted buhari in, you are afraid to stay and experience the change abi?

Any small heat u don run go usa,....you die well



MODIFIED

ANY FOOLISH ZOMBIE WHO WANTS TO QOUTE ME IS DEAD ALREADY SO IT WONT COUNT

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by fujirice: 10:37pm On Nov 09, 2016
omofunaab:
Wole Soyinka always stands for something.

He stood for biafra during the civil war and he was declared wanted. .right now he is even supporting the igbos agitation for biafra

But i was surprised to see the same igbo people calling our esteem Professor wole Soyinka names.

This is one afonja that has always supported you guys, he was even declared wanted because he was supporting you.

I guess tribalism has blinded many sha
You just have to bring Igbos in this case.... smh

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by saintdennis(m): 10:37pm On Nov 09, 2016
Oga soyinka must show us and the world video of him destroying his green card.

Ya'll don't even know the legal implications of renouncing citizenship shaaa there's no going back for you on that aspect...you will HAVE TO REAPPLY TO BECOME A CITIZEN(even if u were born in USA to US citizens) which will most likely be rejected infact if another country doesn't grant u citizenship u become STATELESS.

Once u do it you become legally an alien... people do not actually know that hitler. Was an Austrian man.

Soyinka no get liver, even barrack obama no get liver to renounce citizenship... if it could legally be sold US citizenship will cost upward of $10m

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Nnwannsukka(m): 10:38pm On Nov 09, 2016
ChangeIsCostant:
A trending report indicates that Nigeria’s Nobel Laureate Prof Wole Soyinka may be arriving Nigerian soil for good, any moment from now. A photo circulated on the social media by a Nigerian, Prince Adeyinka Success, who said he was travelling out of the U.S but with his Canadian passport, shows the Nobel Laureate already inside a plane arranging his hand luggages.

This is coming days after he said if Donald Trump is elected president of the United States, he will leave the country. And hours after Nigerians urged him to be a man of his words.

“If in the unlikely event he does win, the first thing he’ll do is to say [that] all green-card holders must reapply to come back into the US. Well, I’m not waiting for that. The moment they announce his victory, I will cut my green card myself and start packing up,” said Soyinka, who is scholar-in-residence at New York University’s Institute of African American Affairs this autumn.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/11/wole-soyinka-reportedly-on-his-way-back.html

So soon
Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Sultty(m): 10:39pm On Nov 09, 2016
Built2last:
Really...The Islamic world is calm today. A viper has been elected. He knows no diplomacy
This guy never heal from his braintouch God only knows what will b left of terrorists organisations and their host nations, hmmm as he will soon have d nuclear codes
Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Alexxgold: 10:41pm On Nov 09, 2016
fujirice:

You just have to bring Igbos in this case.... smh

but he openly supported biafraa which no pure igbo man had the courage to.. didn't he?
osus are a cursed bunch who do not deserve any form of support. very short memory ingrates
the soyinka that supported them is now to be mocked because of Trump. I spit on that tribe. Tufia!

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Ade3000yrs(m): 10:41pm On Nov 09, 2016
hmmmn
Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by delors(m): 10:41pm On Nov 09, 2016
So prof has American green card, Canadian passport and Nigerian passport? So both US n Canada be paying him free money all the while? O ga o

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by zcee: 10:42pm On Nov 09, 2016
No mind am na stunt...tomoro he go soon entr US again

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by francisbarrack(m): 10:42pm On Nov 09, 2016
skywalker240:
Idiot, so after u voted buhari in, you are afraid to stay and experience the change abi?

Any small heat u don run go usa,....you die well



MODIFIED

ANY FOOLISH ZOMBIE WHO WANTS TO QOUTE ME IS DEAD ALREADY SO IT WONT COUNT

U lack respect n is this how ur tribe greet an elderly man... Walking dead that's what u r

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Catastrophe1: 10:42pm On Nov 09, 2016
babyfun:
Chai! Na like this my shakara go end?? E no go better for everybody wey vote for this man oo...I'll wait for him to send me back home first sha which he can't.
hahhahaha. Come I've space for you here in Toronto
Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by tonio2wo: 10:42pm On Nov 09, 2016
henrydadon:
grin

he is a man of his words..

for that i salute him..

my respect for him just tripped

[img]http://i./l3vRjx5FExk5ezgl2.gif[/img]

Did u see him tear d green card??

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Catastrophe1: 10:43pm On Nov 09, 2016
He should go and enjoy the change in Nigeria.

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Rano85(m): 10:45pm On Nov 09, 2016
MOHW - Man Of His Word.
Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by haggai247: 10:45pm On Nov 09, 2016
babyfun:
Chai! Na like this my shakara go end?? E no go better for everybody wey vote for this man oo...I'll wait for him to send me back home first sha which he can't.
only illegal migrants no blacks ,are you illegally staying in us??

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by fujirice: 10:45pm On Nov 09, 2016
Alexxgold:


but he openly supported biafraa which no pure igbo man had the courage to.. didn't he?
osus are a cursed bunch who do not deserve any form of support. very short memory ingrates
the soyinka that supported them is now to be mocked because of Trump. I spit on that tribe. Tufia!
What has the igbos got to do with the prof tearing his green card or returning back to Nigeria?
Are they the ones that told him to make that promise?
That tribe spits on you too. Tufiakwa!

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by tonio2wo: 10:46pm On Nov 09, 2016
donogaga:
Matching words with action. Only few people stand by their words.

Nice one prof.
Did he say he was coming back or tearing his green card?

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by henrydadon(m): 10:47pm On Nov 09, 2016
tonio2wo:


Did u see him tear d green card??

oh you actually think anyone with a functioning reasonable brain will do that ?

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by drstone1: 10:48pm On Nov 09, 2016
omofunaab:
Wole Soyinka always stands for something.

What a pity. After all that good. He joined Obama,Tinubu and Amaechi to foist Change on Nigerians by bringing in someone he earlier declared as unfit for presidency. He is just a victim of wrong association. It was sweet while d going was favourable. They helped make a mockery of GEJ who Obama loved to hate. ..now that the wind is taken off their sails...your guess is as good as mine.

He stood for biafra during the civil war and he was declared wanted. .right now he is even supporting the igbos agitation for biafra

But i was surprised to see the same igbo people calling our esteem Professor wole Soyinka names.

This is one afonja that has always supported you guys, he was even declared wanted because he was supporting you.

I guess tribalism has blinded many sha

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Alexxgold: 10:49pm On Nov 09, 2016
fujirice:

What has the igbos got to do with the prof tearing his green card or returning back to Nigeria?
Are they the ones that told him to make that promise?
That tribe spits on you too. Tufiakwa!

we up North are watching. we don't mock the yorubas like osus do. God willing, we'll enforce islam on the entire Southern region

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Zenlife: 10:50pm On Nov 09, 2016
Hmmm,
1.Let him arrive first.
2. Show proof of the torn green card.
3. Speak for himself, if he has anything to say, and says it.
4. Either way it's my freely considered opinion, he like many gambled, failed and now in his mind compelled to show bravado.


Psychological childish/ adult insufficiency!

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by fujirice: 10:50pm On Nov 09, 2016
Alexxgold:


we up North are watching. we don't mock the yorubas like osus do. God willing, we'll enforce islam on the entire Southern region
grin grin grin
Goodluck with that

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by fadasam: 10:52pm On Nov 09, 2016
Hmmmmmmm
Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Debra911(f): 10:53pm On Nov 09, 2016
I'm yet to blve that, until I see a video of him tearing d green card, wat nonsense!

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Almand: 10:53pm On Nov 09, 2016
Alexxgold:
God saved obaniikoro, remaining madam Ngozi...
Hope Trump won't let men grab her puzzy. kikikikikik
Ngozi is gold. They need her more than she needs them. They need her intellect so will do every thing including beg. They can afford to prevent Buhari

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Elvis2kay: 10:53pm On Nov 09, 2016
Wetin dey happen!

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Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Justiceleague1: 10:54pm On Nov 09, 2016
omofunaab:
Wole Soyinka always stands for something.

He stood for biafra during the civil war and he was declared wanted. .right now he is even supporting the igbos agitation for biafra

But i was surprised to see the same igbo people calling our esteem Professor wole Soyinka names.

This is one afonja that has always supported you guys, he was even declared wanted because he was supporting you.

I guess tribalism has blinded many sha
yea and u are a perfect example....why bring that up and on here?
Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by Dandeedadrunk(m): 10:54pm On Nov 09, 2016
wristbangle:
Welcome home professor and kindly tear their useless green card.

All Nigerians in USA with green card citizen status, Oya ooo! Naija dey wait una.


Stupid element
Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by tonio2wo: 10:55pm On Nov 09, 2016
henrydadon:


oh you actually think anyone with a functioning reasonable brain will do that ?

Are u saying prof's brain was paused when he said that? cheesy

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