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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by blackchild3(m): 10:12am On Nov 11, 2016
faitheverest :
You never hear "go park you papa carrr"
If you use this your carton jam my keke eeee,you go see". Bro na range over sport and keke ooo

Ndi aba shaaa
Lol...... nigerians n dir mouth sha!!!!

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by qwertygeni: 10:13am On Nov 11, 2016
AfonjaStinks:


English isn't dead

You're brain is dead


I will give you $7,000 or donate it to any charity of your choice if you correct my grammatical blunders

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by DisGuy: 10:18am On Nov 11, 2016
They cant hear me so whats the point

I have flipped finger sometimes though

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by dangotesmummy: 10:23am On Nov 11, 2016
ariesbull:


lol


now i get it. Omo people get curses shaa


LoL
lol.yes na.yorubas sabi curse

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by dangotesmummy: 10:30am On Nov 11, 2016
Ninilowo:
Oda bii pe werey lele yi sha
stale and expired curse lines grin

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by SonofHim: 10:37am On Nov 11, 2016
Made a promise to myself that I will never say a cuss work on wheels. Still keeping my promise...

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by dangotesmummy: 10:38am On Nov 11, 2016
LMao. So they do am 50/50. grin

That one too good Na grin

But the man sitting at the owners corner must have been an extra gangster grin
kakaG:
I think Lagos is the worst place so far. Besides exchanging isults, theres usualy drama to keep others in traffic entertained.

One day I was driving around agidingbi when suddenly a man driving one reketi benz hit another expensive car damaging both bumber and rear lights of the car. Instead of apologizing to the driver of the car, he began to reign insults and curses on him in defence. The oga at the owners corner disgusted by this act of wickedness also knowing fully well the man wouldnt be able to fix his car came down, quietly walked to his booth, brought out his wheel spaner, walked passed the crazy driver who was still ranting and smashed both sets of his fore and rear lights.

As he walked passed the other driver, he smilled at him in mockery and asked his driver to drive off living the man holding his head.

Lagos na wa.

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by vheckthor1: 10:39am On Nov 11, 2016
Kjnwancaro:
I think Ibadan is the worse place to drive in Nigeria
You need to drive in akure .. drivers parking in the middle of the road grin
Kjnwancaro:
I think Ibadan is the worse place to drive in Nigeria
You need to drive in akure .. drivers parking in the middle of the road

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by dangotesmummy: 10:44am On Nov 11, 2016
Turks:
Lol...Hurling insults still dey okay...




Have you ever been spat on?
Have you ever had objects thrown at you by the driver?



I've had pure water hurled at me by a driver once... cry
hiaann.I'm guilty o grin

I remember when I was driving home one stoopeed woman was contesting road with me almost about smashing my side mirror and wanted to escape.

Meanwhile I was using one hand to drive,using the other to drink pure water.her attempting to almost destroy my side mirror just because she wanted to squeeze herself in that small narrow road possession me off.I just threw that my remaining cold pure water on her face and boy it made me feel good grin

Fortunately for me she wound down the window to her car so the thing just enter straight to her face.for the next 2minutes she was still in schock because she didn't expect it and drove off WITH the tongue look grin

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Alvin007: 10:58am On Nov 11, 2016
dangotesmummy:
hiaann.I'm guilty o grin

I remember when I was driving home one stoopeed woman was contesting road with me almost about smashing my side mirror and wanted to escape.

Meanwhile I was using one hand to drive,using the other to drink pure water.her attempting to almost destroy my side mirror just because she wanted to squeeze herself in that small narrow road possession me off.I just threw that my remaining cold pure water on her face and boy it made me feel good grin

Fortunately for me she wound down the window to her car so the thing just enter straight to her face.for the next 2minutes she was still in schock because she didn't expect it and drove off WITH the tongue look grin
Drivers like you should be arrested! angry
How did that violent act solve the problem?
Why partake in road rage..? At the end, I hope you got an award..? undecided

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Friedthunder(m): 11:04am On Nov 11, 2016
how do you expect me to exchange words with low life paupers..if I dent my car I will probably buy a new one

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by justmenoni: 11:09am On Nov 11, 2016
Anyone who drives in Nigeria or has driven in Nigeria for a long while and hasn't been in such situation(cursing,swearing..even fighting sef) deserves a global award....

Frustration is the number one cause, second cause is Nigerians are not afraid of vehicles and they believe a driver ought to wait for them to pass through(even on the highway) but let them see a dog or snake coming in their direction and you'll know that Usain bolt is actually a learner.

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by mrtayesynchro(m): 11:19am On Nov 11, 2016
E be like say bomb dey ur head

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by dangotesmummy: 11:37am On Nov 11, 2016
Alvin007:

Drivers like you should be arrested! angry
How did that violent act solve the problem?
Why partake in road rage..? At the end, I hope you got an award..? undecided
lol. It's not my fault sir cheesy

She wanted to prove she was smart by attempting to destroy my side mirror and take off and I gave her a taste of her medicine. Lol.I wish you were there when it happened you will have given me a high 5 cheesy

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Deyrinsolar(f): 11:47am On Nov 11, 2016
My popsi used to say that when you are on the road, you are the only sane person driving, every other is sick. I remember once when we were travelling one seriously sick driver just hit us from nowhere, on a bridge oooo, only for us to survive tumbling into the river and the driver just started shouting that we were the ones that hit him, the idiot was even forming claiming that he doesnt understand yoruba, remembering it now am just thanking God that my father is a good driver if not we would all be dead by now cause the vehicle was badly damaged, three glasses was shattered, the streering wheel was stuck and the back tyre rim was twisted. Any body that knows iju river in ogun state and the stupid tiny bridge will know what am saying

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by 99foxxy(f): 12:13pm On Nov 11, 2016
I can't remember all the insults because they many but one particular one that got me thinking.

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Teeminjin(f): 12:56pm On Nov 11, 2016
AdisaOwala:

She's a raving lunatic - pay her no mind!
lmaooo. I just died.

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Teeminjin(f): 12:57pm On Nov 11, 2016
AdisaOwala:

She's a raving lunatic - pay her no mind!
lmaooo. I just died.

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by we963852: 1:15pm On Nov 11, 2016
Akure driving is heaven compared to lagos and the likes
vheckthor1:

You need to drive in akure .. drivers parking in the middle of the road grin
You need to drive in akure .. drivers parking in the middle of the road

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Teeminjin(f): 1:15pm On Nov 11, 2016
AfonjaStinks:


English isn't dead

You're brain is dead

I will give you $7,000 or donate it to any charity of your choice if you correct my grammatical blunders


and you're correcting someone. What is the meaning of You're brain is dead.

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Teeminjin(f): 1:15pm On Nov 11, 2016
AfonjaStinks:


English isn't dead

You're brain is dead

I will give you $7,000 or donate it to any charity of your choice if you correct my grammatical blunders


and you're correcting someone. What is the meaning of You're brain is dead?
Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Alvin007: 1:34pm On Nov 11, 2016
we963852:
Akure driving is heaven compared to lagos and the likes

I totally concur!

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Deeaka: 1:52pm On Nov 11, 2016
blackjah:
these ones have not been to lagos before ,

Having lived in Lagos all my life, I'll say Lagos is the worst place to drive...that is in comparison to other cities I've visited like Lokoja, Asaba, Warri, Benin, Okene, Abuja...

I'm serving in Benin now and I can say Benin driving is bad sha. When a passenger says STOP! The driver pulls over instantly without indicating, so you have to be on high alert and be super cautious when driving behind them. But that's the only crazy thing about driving in Benin, nothing they do here is new.

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by purpulrain: 1:59pm On Nov 11, 2016
AfonjaStinks:

I'm too grown and rich for that

Why would i wanna curse someone out ?? Only kids with no life does that

for ur mind u sound mature[sub][/sub]

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Nobody: 2:19pm On Nov 11, 2016
Teeminjin:


lmaooo. I just died.

Before or after typing this........ undecided

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by datmix(m): 2:24pm On Nov 11, 2016
Ibadan People n yab: Werey e ti pe ooo ( Your crazy don tey )
Iku fe pa alanu e ni
ko oriburuku kuro lona fun mi jare
Once you don dey drive go, carry the road along with you na, ode sin

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Adesolomon2014(m): 2:24pm On Nov 11, 2016
AfonjaStinks:

I'm too grown and rich for that

Why would i wanna curse someone out ?? Only kids with no life does that


Common, wu u wan dey bobi fr here na.
Na pple like u agbero or conductors go curse, u go dey cry fr steering tongue

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Adesolomon2014(m): 2:26pm On Nov 11, 2016
freshness2020:
There is no sane being on Nigerian roads, especially Lagos.

There is but majority are crazy ignorant fools on steering.

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by Smellymouth: 2:27pm On Nov 11, 2016
DuChessMerezz, be hiding oo..
Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by tete7000(m): 2:40pm On Nov 11, 2016
Alvin007:


As much as I wouldn't want this to sound like a competition...I would still say this...I used to live in Lagos...practically driven therein, on a daily... I live in Ibadan at the moment...ibadan's worse. Even my friends who live and drive in Lagos..are always scared of visiting Ibadan with their cars.


Uhmm! Different strokes for different people

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by faitheverest(f): 2:58pm On Nov 11, 2016
blackchild3:

Lol...... nigerians n dir mouth sha!!!!


E strong brother...

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Re: Throwing Abuses Words While Driving To Other Road Users, Share Your Experience. by osothermal(m): 3:07pm On Nov 11, 2016
come to jos and see aboki driving keke anyhow, i call the aquiya (goat) , aboki , stinky but i feel remorseful after insulting them

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