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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by dipson546: 1:07pm On Nov 13, 2016
y0rmee:

tongue

Oya, coman kiss! kiss
Gbam...!!! you see?... guy na14 years ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by guruvicawelt: 1:24pm On Nov 13, 2016
[quote author=DexxyAlebs post=50993008]THE QUESTIONNAIRE
owk i guess its ma turn... gonna keep it a lil real, FREE WORLD

1. Describe your true personality in real life.
articulate buh still will grab a n.igga by d collar quick

2. Did you have expectations before Joining GL? If YES, what were they?

Yes, information well i've got em buh wah am i stilk doing here ok i guess i like GL peepz so much that its already a part of ma daily routine to come online

3. Blessing/Curse, what has GL been to you? How?
Blessing.. atleast i dint get HBP during d slashing period. wonder how people joked with it

4. Mention at least 3 GL personalities you would love to meet in real life.
bestie,posimmi,sharliz,abiie,joshuaschuks,sonymax,haychay,awakeuche,sapien,Dsenator(atleast to punch him)

4. Which state would you prefer to serve?
Lagos

5. Why the state?
mehn money money money.. wished nysc is six months.. how can i spend 1 whole year earning 19,800 for fvck sake.well lag is ma comfort zone plus i need plenty money

6. Ghost or active? Which one have you been on GL so far?
ghost(3months, then active 2months then semi active 2weeks,then back to ghost 1week then on tag)

7. If you have access to the NYSC database, who would you like to post? Where will you post the person and why?
guruvivicawelt... mehn i gotta b selfish on diz one.. i nid lag

8. What would you want to achieve during your service year?
money, more money and plenty money


GRACELAND AWARDS

NOTE: Voting starts now, and ends by 6:00pm Sunday, 13th November 2016.

Please write the moniker right after the award category

Best Friend: I'm still looking for 1
Most Handsome:hmmm r u asking me ah aint no gay. i've never ever checked a boiz profile.i'm into galz tho droped it with uniport and ph as a whole.
Most beautiful:Mehn GL gals are outta diz world i hope they used there real pixgrin. buh hey black is beautiful(big fan of blackbeauty) posimmi,bestie, abbiie(softwork)
Most gentle (male): chumaster..
Most gentle (female):mehn dont know.. i've neva met a gentle gal in ma whole life.. (ladies and gentle men)
Most Intelligent(male): sonymax
Most Intelligent(female)shaliz
:
Most funny
: justifiedcoy. mehn i use to think of maself as sarcastic buh mehn diz guyz sarcasm blows ma mind it hurts.(just go back to his post and see) d guy twist every single word
Most inspiring:justifiedcoy.. during slashing d guy wasnt even moved..
Most annoying (male)
: Dsenator(no grudges tho) buh ni.gga u gotta have a good sense of humour
Most annoying (female)all females are annoying.. just get used to them
Your crush... bestie
Your love.. i love u posimmi
Most daring personality
Ever online (male)
: justifiedcoyy yeah yeah i tink if they divide d pages into two his post get half(very good for GL if not no one will b coming here) so bros na u win amgrin
Ever online (female)scratch ma head
Mr GL (male who attends to complaints most)
: justifiedcoyy i come dey wonder if him b DG brother. besides i tink NYSC should employ u for dat der twitter page. u will do a better Job by far than that non slow snub
Mrs GL (lady who attends to complaints most)
: no wan done attend to ma needs in d other room
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by tomistelle(f): 1:27pm On Nov 13, 2016
chiefojiji:
grin

personal award : most best market destroyer.
I'm so honoured grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by joshuachuks93(m): 1:32pm On Nov 13, 2016
Guday o my people....Bonaza! Bonaza!! Bonaza!!! For those who wish to travel by aircaft without stress to dier respective state of deployment.It will land nd drop u inside ur camp. Its cheap nd affordable. Executive class also available....contact me for booking. Its first cme first serve. Limited spaces available.










@our Head office: Benin city, Edo State.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by tomistelle(f): 1:36pm On Nov 13, 2016
chiefojiji:


I knew it from down na.

y0rmee is behind my problem since d day I called him Great Footmina student.


I draw u and dat flat head dipson546 into d court of the most high.
A graduate of FUTMINNA is ahead of u in all ramifications,so salute either myself or y0rmee when u c us in camp grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by dipson546: 2:00pm On Nov 13, 2016
tomistelle:

A graduate of FUTMINNA is ahead of u in all ramifications,so salute either myself or y0rmee when u c us in camp grin

pls can you explain in practical terms?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by callmemercy(f): 2:01pm On Nov 13, 2016
surpriseMe:
wow how nice, u and sharliz from Ogun...

Me and sharliz? Night crawlers?? Oga, have u ever gotten an E-bite before?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by IKEOHA2019: 2:21pm On Nov 13, 2016
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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by tomistelle(f): 2:25pm On Nov 13, 2016
dipson546:


pls can you explain in practical terms?
Too Lazy to do that fa cheesy grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Presido95: 2:35pm On Nov 13, 2016
please I have my school ID card and my certificate, do I still need my statement of result for camp registration?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 2:41pm On Nov 13, 2016
[Lets me do this....QUESTIONNAIRE
1. Describe your true personality in real life?Cool headed,adventurous,jovial,Strict,can be very quite atimes,passionate about impacting life positively just the guy next door you would love to meet
2. Did you have expectations before Joining GL? If YES, what were they?
Yes, to get info on B16 and to meet fellow PCMs
3. Blessing/Curse, what has GL been to you? How?
Blessing, Have met some good peeps
4. Mention at least 3 GL personalities you would love to meet in real life? Abbie25,Posimii,Chumaster,yormee,StarryV,Carexy,Dream2 et al
4. Which state would you prefer to serve?
Lagos though its funny I was unable to pick any of my preferred state when I registered cos my name wasnt uploaded ontime
5. Why the state?Am involved in somethings that regularly need my attention and for job opportunities too
6. Ghost or active? Which one have you been so far?
Active
7. If you have access to the NYSC database, who would you like to post? Where will you post the person and why?

8. What would you want to achieve during your service year?impact lives,acquire more knowledge and make some fucking money
GRACELAND AWARDS
NOTE: Voting starts now, and ends by 6:00pm Sunday, 13th November 2016.
Please write the moniker right after the award category
Best Friend: cant really am close to few peeps here
Most Handsome:have seen yormee pic the guy is cute buh I fine pass u...Lol
Most beautiful:we really got a handful number of beautiful lady on gl...abbie25,posimii,carexy,sharliz,Bestie,prettiepearls,Fabulous or fabulocity
Most gentle (male):chumaster
Most gentle (female):abbie25
Most Intelligent(male):
Most Intelligent(female):abbie25

Most inspiring:
Dream2
Most annoying (male)
Dunno
Most annoying (female): none
Your crush:
Your love:
Best couple:Dream2 and StarryV
Most daring personality : justifiedcoyy
Ever online (male)
:ibroh22
Ever online (female)

Mr GL (male who attends to complaints most)
: justifiedcoyy
Mrs GL (lady who attends to complaints most):posimii
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 2:43pm On Nov 13, 2016
Presido95:
please I have my school ID card and my certificate, do I still need my statement of result for camp registration?
cert and ID is enough
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Jameek(m): 2:46pm On Nov 13, 2016
joshuachuks93:
Guday o my people....Bonaza! Bonaza!! Bonaza!!! For those who wish to travel by aircaft without stress to dier respective state of deployment.It will land nd drop u inside ur camp. Its cheap nd affordable. Executive class also available....contact me for booking. Its first cme first serve. Limited spaces available.










@our Head office: Benin city, Edo State.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Jameek(m): 2:51pm On Nov 13, 2016
joshuachuks93:
Guday o my people....Bonaza! Bonaza!! Bonaza!!! For those who wish to travel by aircaft without stress to dier respective state of deployment.It will land nd drop u inside ur camp. Its cheap nd affordable. Executive class also available....contact me for booking. Its first cme first serve. Limited spaces available.










@our Head office: Benin city, Edo State.

Travel by aircaft? shocked But I thought the only craft they have in Benin na witchcraft?! lipsrsealed No be me talk am o, na wetin I hear... Say "pilots" even plenty for Benin with "crafts" such as plantain leaf, etc. lipsrsealed
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 2:53pm On Nov 13, 2016
Rebekkah:
yorme!!!! you're confiiized o shsrliz sharki abi sharliz mb??!!!! huh undecided you're kitting me abi
I'll efen manage abbiiee or carexy on that mostbeautiful spot. see tat girl pout like crayfish on her dp lolu grin

As for those that put me on m.a I'll show una pepper on ppa!!!!!!!!!!
I miss una small o like chinkom!cheesy I go shopping for Dubai enjoyment cover my eye finish smiley

chumaster your own case eh o kweghi okwukwu

ramanto happy Sunday dear

me I wi not do that questionnaire shit lie lie ;p :p :p :p
cheesycheesycheesy

meanwhile kapable75 how many times will you do this questionnaire self yyou think say na party rice?

hmm count down to page 2000 loading...

all the sweetest pals kisskisskisskiss
understanding your posts are always much of a hassle; I don't blame Glers for giving u THAT awardgrin

.
Now, where have you been
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chumaster(m): 2:59pm On Nov 13, 2016
specialdan:

u want to redeem him
d best way to do that is to be on d same wavelength as him,that way,u will be able to communicate well with and Mk him stop reasoning backward and to be on the wavelength with,means u will follow him and take Oshogbo something o
undecided
undecided
undecided
undecided
undecided
See advice!
Perceiving the odour alone can redirect my vision
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by sonymax16(m): 3:02pm On Nov 13, 2016
y0rmee:


THE QUESTIONNAIRE


1. Describe your true personality in real life.
Badass niggar


2. Did you have expectations before Joining GL? If YES, what were they?
To meet new people and make friends

3. Blessing/Curse, what has GL been to you? How?
A blessing.... never boring

4. Mention at least 3 GL personalities you would love to meet in real life.
Omo dem plenty oooo... . Chai where will i start from..... Ok lemme start from the dudes.... Dream2 and yorme (known them since this thread started.... Never forget the campaign they did for justifiedcoyy and greycious)
Guruvivicawelt(hope i got the spelling ... Sure guy), Lordtrailz(twale baba), chumaster(A born captain who kept this thread alive when it started although he lost hope too quickly during the slashing period and abandoned ship), justifiedcoyy, chiefojiji (these guys are hilarious), kapable,Haychay, aydeluxe and all the unilag peeps.
For the ladies.... Hmmm.... Rebekkah(just luv her sense of humour), aBbiie25(warri girls no dey carry last), greatness366(luv ur set of teeth, if them post us to the same camp, i go flex u wella),Prettiepearlz(this babe stoped an impending e-fight between two guys full of testosterone.. My kind of lady), Yourstruly16(I have a feeling that this babe go make sense wella), posimii(uniport babe wey no send anybody... I remember her encounter with thesenator during the slashing period... admire her courage, Ruthobaz(my able VP).

4. Which state would you prefer to serve?
Enugu state

5. Why the state?
Just wanna serve in the south east joor.

6. Ghost or active? Which one have you been on GL so far?
Can be a Ghost on weekdays but usually active on weekends

7. If you have access to the NYSC database, who would you like to post? Where will you post the person and why?
If i havr access to nysc database, will post every member of GL where he or she wishes to be posted to

8. What would you want to achieve during your service year?
Make money, own a farm, get additional certificates, make useful connections


GRACELAND AWARDS

NOTE: Voting starts now, and ends by 6:00pm Sunday, 13th November 2016.

Please write the moniker right after the award category


Best Friend:Greatness366
Most Handsome:I be fynboi naa.... Ask greatness366
Most beautiful:mehn... this one hard oooo.fyn babes dey here ooooo.. .. I reserve my comment
Most gentle (male):dream2
Most gentle (female):Ruthobaz
Most Intelligent(male):Guruvivicawelt(bobo yi o jasi)
Most Intelligent(female)funny enough, rebbekah is
Most funny chiefojiji(that weed wey him dey smoke na die grin
Most inspiring:dream2
Most annoying (male) thesenator (person wey dey form nysc dg for here.... Where him dey sef grin)
Most annoying (female) rebbekah
Your crush prettiepearlz(babe where u dey naa.. U hardl come online this days... .. If u have phone issues tell me, what phone do u need? I will get it for u)
Your love shey na online love or offline love
Best couple
Most daring personality justifiedcoyy
Ever online (male)justifiedcoyy
Ever online (female) not seen any female that is always online
Mr GL (male who attends to complaints most)justifiedcoyy
Mrs GL (lady who attends to complaints most)aBbiie25




Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Ramanto(m): 3:07pm On Nov 13, 2016
Rebekkah:
yorme!!!! you're confiiized o shsrliz sharki abi sharliz mb??!!!! huh undecided you're kitting me abi
I'll efen manage abbiiee or carexy on that mostbeautiful spot. see tat girl pout like crayfish on her dp lolu grin

As for those that put me on m.a I'll show una pepper on ppa!!!!!!!!!!
I miss una small o like chinkom!cheesy I go shopping for Dubai enjoyment cover my eye finish smiley

chumaster your own case eh o kweghi okwukwu

ramanto happy Sunday dear

me I wi not do that questionnaire shit lie lie ;p :p :p :p
cheesycheesycheesy

meanwhile kapable75 how many times will you do this questionnaire self yyou think say na party rice?

hmm count down to page 2000 loading...

all the sweetest pals kisskisskisskiss
wishing u same dear. been a while here.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Arosam(m): 3:18pm On Nov 13, 2016
Jameek:


Travel by aircaft? shocked But I thought the only craft they have in Benin na witchcraft?! lipsrsealed No be me talk am o, na wetin I hear... Say "pilots" even plenty for Benin with "crafts" such as plantain leaf, etc. lipsrsealed

You guys should stop this nonsense jorr, have you been to Edo state before?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Bestie0309(f): 3:36pm On Nov 13, 2016
Mrukk:
my fella,so happy 4 ur 4 d correction of ur DOB,pls ow did u do it cos my friend with similar issue is stil on it

GOD used a man working in ICT section of thr Headquarter for me sha cos submitting those details to school is not really working
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by iAmHelen(f): 3:37pm On Nov 13, 2016
Haychay:
bestie0309

Also.... Iamhelen, mhizomalicha.....where are thou
I have been very busy, so sorry. Thanks dear.


I hope everybody is fine. I do miss this thread.

#i'm back
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Jameek(m): 3:38pm On Nov 13, 2016
Arosam:


You guys should stop this nonsense jorr, have you been to Edo state before?

Lol. Na wah o. Bros, you no dey fit understand joke again? My post was on a lighter note. Anyway, comedians joke about that. My humble apologies if that got to you.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 3:41pm On Nov 13, 2016
Rebekkah:
yorme!!!! you're confiiized o shsrliz sharki abi sharliz mb??!!!! huh undecided you're kitting me abi
I'll efen manage abbiiee or carexy on that mostbeautiful spot. see tat girl pout like crayfish on her dp lolu grin

As for those that put me on m.a I'll show una pepper on ppa!!!!!!!!!!
I miss una small o like chinkom!cheesy I go shopping for Dubai enjoyment cover my eye finish smiley

chumaster your own case eh o kweghi okwukwu

ramanto happy Sunday dear

me I wi not do that questionnaire shit lie lie ;p :p :p :p
cheesycheesycheesy

meanwhile kapable75 how many times will you do this questionnaire self yyou think say na party rice?

hmm count down to page 2000 loading...
Rebe Rebe you don come again

all the sweetest pals kisskisskisskiss
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by tomistelle(f): 3:42pm On Nov 13, 2016
Presido95:
please I have my school ID card and my certificate, do I still need my statement of result for camp registration?
No you don't... your certificate is stronger than statement of result, so just take the certificate and ID card to camp.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 3:45pm On Nov 13, 2016
tomistelle:

A graduate of FUTMINNA is ahead of u in all ramifications,so salute either myself or y0rmee when u c us in camp grin
undecided
tomistelle:

A graduate of FUTMINNA is ahead of u in all ramifications,so salute either myself or y0rmee when u c us in camp grin

dipson546, please comma tell dis girl d name of awa school!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dotman2210(m): 3:45pm On Nov 13, 2016
sonymax16:

Wow, never knew we had so many teachers here. Currently doing mine for 23k.Initially when i started in april, i was still enjoying the job despite it being stressful but since have done my nysc reg, am already doing my own countdown to resigning. When i told some of my students that i am leaving, they were not happy @ all..... some even threatening to leave the skool (see me see wahala ooo. .. .. I no know say i be celebrity for skool ooo grin)
Even the teachers that are aware that am leaving have already started missing me especially the female teachers (as a guyman naa grin). Students nko? Especially SS3 girls are missing teacher sonymax16 grin
Assistant head teacher in primary session while I teach two subjects in the secondary session,teaching no easy abeg
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by y0rmee: 3:48pm On Nov 13, 2016
Rebekkah:
yorme!!!! you're confiiized o shsrliz sharki abi sharliz mb??!!!! huh undecided you're kitting me abi
I'll efen manage abbiiee or carexy on that mostbeautiful spot. see tat girl pout like crayfish on her dp lolu grin

As for those that put me on m.a I'll show una pepper on ppa!!!!!!!!!!
I miss una small o like chinkom!cheesy I go shopping for Dubai enjoyment cover my eye finish smiley

chumaster your own case eh o kweghi okwukwu

ramanto happy Sunday dear

me I wi not do that questionnaire shit lie lie ;p :p :p :p
cheesycheesycheesy

meanwhile kapable75 how many times will you do this questionnaire self yyou think say na party rice?

hmm count down to page 2000 loading...

all the sweetest pals kisskisskisskiss


grin grin

My sweetest bae, na me miss u pass fa!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by chiefojiji(m): 3:52pm On Nov 13, 2016
Heeyhun:

heheehe. I'm not in Akure.
when are you going
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by y0rmee: 3:56pm On Nov 13, 2016
dipson546:

Gbam...!!! you see?... guy na14 years ooo

Jealousy!!! Shey male I kuku open my yarsh for you? tongue wink
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by y0rmee: 3:58pm On Nov 13, 2016
joshuachuks93:
Guday o my people....Bonaza! Bonaza!! Bonaza!!! For those who wish to travel by aircaft without stress to dier respective state of deployment.It will land nd drop u inside ur camp. Its cheap nd affordable. Executive class also available....contact me for booking. Its first cme first serve. Limited spaces available.










@our Head office: Benin city, Edo State.



grin


Guy, stop this joke fa! The food wey I dey chop almost enter my oblongata fa! CHOI!


Funny something!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by y0rmee: 3:58pm On Nov 13, 2016
tomistelle:

A graduate of FUTMINNA is ahead of u in all ramifications,so salute either myself or y0rmee when u c us in camp grin


Gbam! Tell dem ooo!


*hides at her back*

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by y0rmee: 3:58pm On Nov 13, 2016
joshuachuks93:
Guday o my people....Bonaza! Bonaza!! Bonaza!!! For those who wish to travel by aircaft without stress to dier respective state of deployment.It will land nd drop u inside ur camp. Its cheap nd affordable. Executive class also available....contact me for booking. Its first cme first serve. Limited spaces available.










@our Head office: Benin city, Edo State.



grin


Guy, stop this joke fa! The food wey I dey chop almost enter my oblongata fa! CHOI!


Funny something!

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