callmemercy:
Lwkm! Yormee, dun allow me enter you this evening.

Enter me baby!
Other room's bed is well set!
I'm drooling already!


*picks race*

no be me type the above oo... abeg!

chiefojiji:

Yes, for only wise shoedren.

the only way u go fit smuggle am enter camp na to buy sliced bread and drill a whole inside the middle den put ur weed dere. don't put am inside ritzi yet ooo, unless d perfume go high d bread o.

Bros I hail o

Happy Sunday y'all....the camping stuff is almost here and I don't look like someone going to camp self..Not even brought even socks sef..gonna storm the market this week...tryna avoid last min rush.

tomistelle:

Shebi chief Ojiji say make person come tell me d name of their "corrupt" school. Lemme tel dem abt "footminna", in "footminna,spilling is like everyday commodity till it becomes scarce and u gaz couple ursef.

this kien child sef.


well how much commodity u con buy from footminna?

y0rmee:



Superintendent HIGHness!

His royal mHIGHgesty!

I hail thine knowledge fa!

See experience fa!

I can imagine wetin go dey I side ya camp pack !

As in eh....See people wey get Masters in Smuggology while me still dey learn how to open pot for night make my mama no hear the sound.

Abacharles:
he just invited a guy there, no b 14 yrs b dat so with all the things wey bubu dn talk, na only other room matter u carry for head... no go carry soldier enter there sha o

My ears are so sensual to certain things

legenduq:


Guy you never see question....them ladies own worse (My name didn't come out in the first list. Please when will NYSC release second list)

Na admission list?

chumaster:
Bros I hail o

hail God please! he owns d hailing

y0rmee:


Enter me baby!
Other room's bed is well set!
I'm drooling already!


*picks race*

no be me type the above oo... abeg!

Eees your ghost that type the above fa You for wait, why you pick race?

callmemercy:


Me and sharliz? Night crawlers?? Oga, have u ever gotten an E-bite before?

I'm good dear...kinda weird tho buh I don't go to church every second Sunday of every Month..imma go next Sunday for Camping sake *smiles*

legenduq:


As in eh....See people wey get Masters in Smuggology while me still dey learn how to open pot for night make my mama no hear the sound.

so you are a meat robber

legenduq:


As in eh....See people wey get Masters in Smuggology while me still dey learn how to open pot for night make my mama no hear the sound.

:-O


At your age, sir!


Most Holy Prophetess Posimii, someone needs special touch of deliverance here, ma!

mightyleks:



if person go sch na 1 of the safety precaution when i dey sch i no dey eat beans outside

Safety precaution indeed, na your type dey carry CD dey waka about for school.

By the way, which course you read for school?

Traffic Management?

surpriseMe:
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I'm good dear...kinda weird tho buh I don't go to church every second Sunday of every Month..imma go next Sunday for Camping sake *smiles*

Kelvin, tell me thou art kidding? You seriously don't attend church service on the second sunday? Hold up!! Hold up!!
Thou art in need of E-flogging!

legenduq:


As in eh....See people wey get Masters in Smuggology while me still dey learn how to open pot for night make my mama no hear the sound.

u will get there soon!

legenduq:


As in eh....See people wey get Masters in Smuggology while me still dey learn how to open pot for night make my mama no hear the sound.

u will get there soon!

chiefojiji:

hail God please! he owns d hailing

infact, I lie flat for you.
Bros no lie; you do visit Thailand, Indonasia and Mexico

y0rmee:






Na admission list?

I tire bro.

callmemercy:

Eees your ghost that type the above fa You for wait, why you pick race?

Errmm... seriously seriously, I do not like to lie





I dunno!

chumaster:
so you are a meat robber

In the making, I never gradge....

legenduq:

Safety precaution indeed, na your type dey carry CD dey waka about for school.
By the way, which course you read for school?
Traffic Management?

wiket!

y0rmee:


:-O


At your age, sir!


Most Holy Prophetess Posimii, someone needs special touch of deliverance here, ma!

Let him/her who have not thief meat before.......cast the first stone.

y0rmee:


Then the Chibok girls won't be safe again!


Buhari's other room sounds just too perfect!

ur terrorist no wan be legend like osama

chiefojiji:


this kien child sef.


well how much commodity u con buy from footminna?

I no buy coz I no be customer daada ni..i juz buy d most important commodity on my list then gerrout

[quote author=callmemercy post=51010573][/quote] Lol don't mind me jare buh still I dunno why yet?
is it normal?

y0rmee:


Errmm... seriously seriously, I do not like to lie




I dunno!

Thank God, you r no longer delilah.... How's you?

chumaster:
infact, I lie flat for you.
Bros no lie; you do visit Thailand, Indonasia and Mexico

are dos places in Nigeria

Guys please urgent help its important to me



























i just check my mentions now and from 48 it became zero how do i get it back thanks

legenduq:


Let him/her who have not thief meat before.......cast the first stone.

I never thieved meat! They attract me!

e.g. Today.

surpriseMe:
Lol don't mind me jare buh still I dunno why yet?
is it normal?

Noooooo, it's not normal... Which church do you attend?

y0rmee:



I thieved meat! They attract me!

e.g. Today.

you see...

mightyleks:
Guys please urgent help its important to me



























i just check my mentions now and from 48 it became zero how do i get it back thanks

*singing closing prayer*

Some haf sense buh cannuh think

Some can think buh haf no sense

We haf sense and we can think

Glory be to thee oh Lord!

Aaaaaamen!

legenduq:

Let him/her who have not thief meat before.......cast the first stone.

wheriz d stone please?

if I see stick too I go manage am