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Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 8:35pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
Let's do this people,let's describe our other half character with a funny metaphor. For example: If sex was football,my girl will be Messi. If nagging was a company,my girl will be CEO. If talking needed NEPA light,my girl would be dumb. If being faithful was corruption,my girl will be Nigeria. Let's go!!!! |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by samincredible44(m): 8:49pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
If common sense is common buhari would have .......... |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 8:54pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
... If finding him is like 2016 US presidential election, then I am in for big surprises and craziest (and questionable) ride of my life. |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Olizey(m): 8:57pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
. 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 9:09pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
Xiadnat: hahahaha. I like that. |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 9:10pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
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Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 9:11pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
samincredible44: Learn to behave my friend. |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 9:14pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
Jagugu88li,come add some gloss to this. |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by samincredible44(m): 9:15pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
ItsTheBachelor:And if i don't |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 10:08pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
If my guy was a politician, he would be Lia Mohammed If his phone was Nepa light, he would always be unavailable at very inconvenient times If he was HIV, trust me he would be worldwide (womaniser a.k.a player) Mr ItsTheBachelor Sir! You do realise that you just reminded me that hard times hit us on different levels. I'm here talking about a guy I don't have, Lawd 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 10:45pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
jagugu88li: And you have is nothing but negative wordings for this invisible dude. He must be cringing in his nonexistent state. |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by chmeze(m): 10:52pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
if my girl was a land, she will be in banana island. |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by freesinzu(m): 12:23am On Nov 16, 2016 |
If my girl was ugly, she would be single 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 1:28am On Nov 16, 2016 |
I say these things with much affection for my ex, lol. If my ex was not so stupid, he would be smart If my ex was a bird, he would be a pigeon, pooping off rooftops and bobbing for stale bread. If my ex’s joystick was one inch longer, he would be a horse. If my ex was a woman, he would be a crack ho. If my ex was alcohol, he'd would be the Jack Daniel's distillery. If my ex was a flower, he'd would be a sunflower, big headed, sprouting seeds everywhere, and taking up a lot of space in the garden. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by kinggogo: 2:01am On Nov 16, 2016 |
If ma gal was a glutton, trust me she'd av bn an elephant |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 7:25am On Nov 16, 2016 |
ItsTheBachelor:Have you seen the relationship threads opened by ladies in this forum, you'll die |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 8:31am On Nov 16, 2016 |
jagugu88li: |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 9:29am On Dec 10, 2016 |
ItsTheBachelor, oya, finish that thread bro |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 9:39am On Dec 10, 2016 |
This is my metaphor. A good man is like a good sword. A good sword is sharp and strong; a good man is passionate and committed. Passion allows you to do things more efficiently because you enjoy it. Commitment allows you to succeed. Don't mix up the order. A dull but strong sword has more uses to its wielder than a sharp sword that's broken. Because in the long run, commitment triumphs over passion. Every time. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by realBliss(m): 9:46am On Dec 10, 2016 |
ItsTheBachelor: if my gal na one room, she be self con if she be soup,she be vegetable soup if she be commodity,she be rice if the be camera, na 36megapixel |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 10:20am On Dec 10, 2016 |
realBliss:Your girl go tap die be that. |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 4:50pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
jagugu88li: Oh,l will Sis. |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by ucheHapers(m): 5:12pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Rottweiler |
Re: Describe Your Other Half With A Metaphor. by Nobody: 12:06pm On Dec 11, 2016 |
ItsTheBachelor:Call me, hey |
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