uboma:



Hi Amic,

It has been a while we chatted.
I hope you are good.
Sorry for replying late to this.
No one has taken your place o (I hope Lero15 doesn't see this).
You are still the only mosquito that shows me love and pain at night,
With the current economic reality in our country, you will have to wait for a very long time for your motor. You better kotinu to mount "Okada" or better join me in my rickety Volks Wagen Beetle so that we can paint this thread the colour red,
but wait a minute, so only you have all these guys tripping for you kwa!
I no do again o.

Ubims you cannot do me like that! No, you cannot tell me so. All those guys are from Jaz, and they are all standing on both feet, none tripping

It is only you I want to follow upandan ... after Lero and Ferdy and wroski and Dave and LM and Adonye and others , only you .

I understand this recession has got teeth and is biting hard. I've decided to settle for the Beetle. In fact, I've always loved Beetles since I was a child. Now that I'm grown, it is still beetle that rocks! Bring it, we'll go miles together with it. Strong and reliable beetle over all else

Tell me, when should I move into your estate

ElDeeVee:


smh

Lol.

So typical!
Never seen another who shakes his head more than you at me

I promise to look into the stuff. Gimme a little time. You go need to drop sth first sef!

amicable09:

Ubims you cannot do me like that! No, you cannot tell me so. All those guys are from Jaz, and they are all standing on both feet, none tripping

It is only you I want to follow upandan ... after Lero and Ferdy and wroski and Dave and LM and Adonye and others , only you .

I understand this recession has got teeth and is biting hard. I've decided to settle for the Beetle. In fact, I've always loved Beetles since I was a child. Now that I'm grown, it is still beetle that rocks! Bring it, we'll go miles together with it. Strong and reliable beetle over all else

Tell me, when should I move into your estate

My heart is telling me to believe you since the other guys do not want to reply your post.

Mind you, my Beetle tears the clothes of its passengers. the seats are worn and the springs are so obvious. my Beetle must be pushed first before it starts, are you strong enough to push my Beetle when there is no one to epp? did I also inform you the windows are stuck and do not wind down. so be prepared to sweat a lot when inside
My Beetle after every 50 metres must stop to catch some fresh air, it overheats like fire. We can even boil water to make eba during its overheating sessions.

And point of correction, I don't stay in an estate. too expensive for muah. I live in a 1 room face me, I slap you apartment. it is like a barrack, here it is survival of the fittest.; D

so tell me, are you still willing to move in with muah?

Amicable09 I'm seeing seeing seeing

Can someone please help me, i have been on this forum for a long time now searching for job, well have been called for test in some few places now and after they call for interview that will be the end...... Pls is there anybody experiencing this because am so confused right now seeing people going for test and interview and coming back here to share the good news of been called to start work.............. Plus did i forget to say each time i receive text msg is either from GNLD........plsssss somebody help me oooo .......my email is Kemmynyke@yahoo.com in case someone has pity on me, i studied computer science

uboma:



My heart is telling me to believe you since the other guys do not want to reply your post.

Mind you, my Beetle tears the clothes of its passengers. the seats are worn and the springs are so obvious. my Beetle must be pushed first before it starts, are you strong enough to push my Beetle when there is no one to epp? did I also inform you the windows are stuck and do not wind down. so be prepared to sweat a lot when inside
My Beetle after every 50 metres must stop to catch some fresh air, it overheats like fire. We can even boil water to make eba during its overheating sessions.

And point of correction, I don't stay in an estate. too expensive for muah. I live in a 1 room face me, I slap you apartment. it is like a barrack, here it is survival of the fittest.; D

so tell me, are you still willing to move in with muah?

Your heart is so right!
None will reply because they are standing very well and have nothing with me like that

But this your beetle! I am not sure I can deal o. What's all those issues for? Who did you offend? Why are they following you? Please go and appease them first. Then buy two bicycles after selling that car. We'll be better off.

Again you don't live in an estate! I don't like noise. How will I live in a barracks with you? Oh no, no, no! Please goan make money I don't want to receive slaps before you return in the evening

When you move into a new neighborhood, call me for inspection
Good morning Ubims, I trust you're enjoying. Enjoy some more!

Lero15:
Amicable09 I'm seeing seeing seeing

See frown lines all over your forehead!
Smile! Lero, smile

Ehen, what do you see

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We don't need to fight our self, we ought to be showing one another ways out of the present economy meltdown, that is the reason I will be showing as many folks as possible that hook me up on my whats app (09032819835) handle to let you see how you can be getting cash each day via online freelancing job, thanks

Referal 2ur appl 2ru our firm u'r invited 4job test on sat 19/11/16 by 8am at Apex sol. Ltd emiloju house beside 7up b/stop Monatan Iwo Rd ib c4/3524.. please how real is this I just got it just now house please help

amicable09:

Your heart is so right!
None will reply because they are standing very well and have nothing with me like that

But this your beetle! I am not sure I can deal o. What's all those issues for? Who did you offend? Why are they following you? Please go and appease them first. Then buy two bicycles after selling that car. We'll be better off.

Again you don't live in an estate! I don't like noise. How will I live in a barracks with you? Oh no, no, no! Please goan make money I don't want to receive slaps before you return in the evening

When you move into a new neighborhood, call me for inspection
Good morning Ubims, I trust you're enjoying. Enjoy some more!

Good evening Amic.

I laughed out loud just reading your comment.
Can you ride a bicycle?
So you won't live in my barrack because of noise,
I will notify you when I am able to move into an Estate (I hope you will still be free by then); D

I hope you had a good day.

mayorlikeu:
Referal 2ur appl 2ru our firm u'r invited 4job test on sat 19/11/16 by 8am at Apex sol. Ltd emiloju house beside 7up b/stop Monatan Iwo Rd ib c4/3524.. please how real is this I just got it just now house please help

I smell GNLD ppl here again ooo because the phone number they send the text to not in my CV..its seem they copy the phone number on Nairaland ...are they real?

uboma:



Good evening Amic.

I laughed out loud just reading your comment.
Can you ride a bicycle?

So you won't live in my barrack because of noise,
I will notify you when I am able to move into an Estate (I hope you will still be free by then); D

I hope you had a good day.

Good evening too Ubims . Yes, I had a good day, thanks. I hope you did too.

You see that emboldened there ehn! You don't want to hear the answer . I love bicycles but bicycles don't love me back sadly.

Anyway, the grand move into a high and lofty estate will not take ages right? I sincerely hope it doesn't take forever to move in , and if peradventure I'm not free, I'll gladly delegate that task so I'll be ably represented

amicable09:

See frown lines all over your forehead!
Smile! Lero, smile

Ehen, what do you see

How many guys for your head. Only you?!!

Lero15:


How many guys for your head. Only you?!!

They are all my colleagues. You know them na! I have introduced most of them to you.


Remember?

Female Thomas.

amicable09:

Hahahaha.

Pictures or addonbelivit

mayorlikeu:
Referal 2ur appl 2ru our firm u'r invited 4job test on sat 19/11/16 by 8am at Apex sol. Ltd emiloju house beside 7up b/stop Monatan Iwo Rd ib c4/3524.. please how real is this I just got it just now house please help

Y not give it a trial, don't just judge like that.
And what if they are not the GNLD people.

We Nigerians needs to inculcate the habit of taking risk .....
Decide for yourself my brother!!

penitential:
Female Thomas.

Thomaline

Fohlah:





Y not give it a trial, don't just judge like that.
And what if they are not the GNLD people.

We Nigerians needs to inculcate the habit of taking risk .....
Decide for yourself my brother!!

My sister this is GNLD, In all its glory shame!

There's nothing like inculcating the habit of taking risk. Risk taking cannot be a habit. We should be more attuned to following our instincts instead.

Dude perceives it's fake, that's why he brought his invite public.

Ferdyboss

rvpbae:
Ferdybaba

Dude deactivated!!!!! Do you still seek him?

Ferdyboss:


Dude deactivated!!!!! Do you still seek him?

Lol. Typo.

Been a while, I was wondering which moniker was the active one.

Got your mention. How are you?

rvpbae:


Lol. Typo.

Been a while, I was wondering which moniker was the active one.

Got your mention. How are you?

See you!!! None is active . I believe you are doing alright too

Amicable09, who told you we are short in Mars