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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 2:30pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
GBAM!! Dem don nab am ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by kingklassique(m): 3:41pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
Ghen ghen gobe haff happen |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 3:46pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
Dat ur d*ck wey rise go come down one time 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Kaynails(m): 4:44pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
U are good bro 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 7:01pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
Chipappii, give us more update na See as you keep person for suspense ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:43pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
KissChrix: Update in 5,4,3,2 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:43pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:47pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
For like 7 seconds, i stared at her like i didn't know what she was talking about or recognize what she was holding but the truth was, in my mind, i was searching for the perfect lie to blow. "Who's is it" she asked again "I don't know, isn't it yours?" i said with a little stammer "You and i know i don't wear g-strings" she said calmly which surprised me but i knew the heat was coming. "Yea its true, maybe i should ask James " my brain was betraying me, it couldn't come up with any lie. "So James now wears g-strings, eh Chinecherem?" she said looking me in the eyes. She called me by my first name, in full, it then dawned on me that we were in for a long night. "Naza, i don't really know, please let's not start this now eh sweetie" i said trying to get closer to her, she pushed me away, i fell on the bed. "Chinecherem who left her pants in your wardrobe, i'm asking you, answer me o" she yelled at me, i just sat there looking at her. I was busted big time but i was careful not to tell any lie that i would have to contradict in the future. "I don't really know, i can't even say how it got there" "well suit yourself" she finally said and threw the pant at me, there was no mistake, there was Cynthia's scent all over it. I sat on the bed with self Pity written all over me watching my baby as she wore her pants first, then her tights and finally consolidated it with a thick skinny jeans. She pulled my long sleeves shirt from the the hanger and put it on. It then dawned on me that there was nothing for me that night. She pulled the sheets from the bed, hung it around her neck and left the room. I was too weak to do or say anything. James scampered into my room like someone being pursued by masquerades. I heard his door bang shut. "Guy howfar naa, your girl just came into my room and spoiled my fun, imagine she and Anita jointly pursue me comot for my room, wetin happen naa? " he asked as he jumped into my bed. "Nothing happen guy" i said and sniffed, i felt like crying. "How can you say nothing happened, and she left you to go and join her friend in my room, they wan do lezzy? "Guy na Cynthia forget her pant for my wardrobe, i mean how could a girl forget to wear her pants at a guys house, just tell me if its not the devil that wants to punish me" i said in a low tone with frustration all over my voice. "this is serious gan, what did you tell her? " "nothing, i didn't even know how to deny it, i just confuse now now" " Come make we go talk to her" he said getting up from the bed. "its useless, Chinaza won't even look at your face this night" "Don't worry, lets try first" he pulled me up and we went to his door. We knocked severally and their was no response. "Naza please let me explain things to you" i begged, hoping she would open. James too was calling on both her and Anita. Finally the door opened and Anita stood there. Behind her, i saw My boo lying on the bed with her face to the wall. "Naza please" i pleaded, she didn't even move talk more of looking or talking to me. "She doesn't want to see you" Anita said "Anny at least let us in" James chipped in. Before he could finish, Chinaza got up from the bed, before i could thank God that she was coming out. She got to the door, pulled Anita out and shut it. I looked at James who looked sorry for me but having known him for a long time, i also noticed he was trying very hard not to burst into laughter. Dejectedly i walked back to my room with james behind me. I fell on my bed and shut my eyes. "And i was about to get it on with Anita before this your psycho girl came in" James said and landed besides me on the bed. "When you finish reading your book of lamentations, you off light" I said. "Next time, you should learn to tidy your room before bringing your girl over" James said and hissed. "James eh, Chinaza and Cynthia's pant has already caused me typhoid, don't come and add malaria to it, it's bad enough that i have to share a bed with you when I'm not gay and worse still when my babe dey next door, don't come and add your bad mouth to it biko" James laughed, got up and switched off the light. Soon he was asleep. For me, i stayed awake throughout the night and only managed to fall asleep by 5am in the morning. I know i was a player and a girl's disappointment wasn't supposed to get to me, but Chinaza wasn't just any girl. She was my Queen. 25 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:53pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
I was woken up by a knock on my door, i checked the time and it was 8 am. I climbed over James who was still snoring and walked to the door. I opened it and Anita was there. "Chi Good morning" she said smiling. She looked pretty. "Yea, what's up" i said as i let her in. "Cool, how was your night?" she asked as she went and joined James who was already up and seated on the bed. She kissed him and sat besides him leaning her head on his shoulder. "Like seriously, you are asking me how was my night when my own boo left me here with this annoying nigga? " James and Anita laughed. "But it was ur fault naa, you were busy shagging another girl here while she was over there at school playing the good and faithful girlfriend to you" "Hmmm, well how is she?" I asked "You should see her face, she's been crying since last night and none of us slept o" "Maybe i should go and see her now, what do you think?" i asked looking at her as James was busy handling her all over. "Urrm, I don't really know, maybe you should try" she replied while focused on her Romance with James. "Guy free this girl naa make she yarn me something, what's your own naa" James lauged and pulled her into the bed. "Your girl denied me this last night, na you wan come fu{k me up this morning again abi, if them send you from my village, tell them your car break down for road" he said while he kissed Anita. I smiled and shook my head. Anita shoved him off, sat up on the bed and then faced me. "But you have to be fast and convincing, i only came in here to help her pick her stuffs, she insisted we leave here today " Anita said. You needed to see the expression on my face and that of James. I didn't know if my heart stopped beating or the speed tripled. " What? But you can't do that" James screamed, "I mean you just got here yesterday and we haven't even been together, you can't just leave me here just because someone here has been busy picking other people's pants, its not fair" James was lamenting. I totally ignored him, went and sat on the bed and bent my head with my hands supporting my chin. "What do i do?" i asked to no one in particular. "I don't knw o, maybe we'll just go together to plead with her" Anita said. "Cool lemme brush" i got up and went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. "Baby lets finish what we started " i heard James telling her " Ode go and brush your teeth" she replied. I smiled sadly. We knocked on James door and there was no response, i went in first while James and Anita stood at the door. Chinaza was seated on the bed with her back against the wall. She looked at me as i walked in softly like i was moving on a mine field, her face was red and swollen from crying, my heart hurt from the thoughts that i was the cause of her tears. I called her Naza, she looked away from me and a string of tear went down her face. I knelt down at the edge of the bed, placed my two hands on the mattress and looked straight at my boo, i didn't even know where to start. "I don't know what to say, i know i have been an asshole and if you decided you were done with me today, i wouldn't hold it against you cos i deserve every bit of punishment you decide to give to me" the tears refused to come to come to my eyes but they were in my voice and it made her cry more. "Baby before you leave, before you turn your back on me, i would want to you to know that you were the only one i ever truly loved and i may never find another you anywhere or in anyone" she turned her face towards me as the tears flowed freely from her eyes. Her tears drew mine, they welled up in my eyes, i blinked and it ran down my cheeks. "I admit it was me, i had no business being with anybody when I had you, when you are there to make my sun shine and Illuminate my moon. Baby you are my world and should there be a day that you walk out of my life, have it in mind that nothing will beat inside my chest again cos you have my heart with you" i sniffed and looked into her eyes, her pupil were all covered with tears as she struggled to keep them from running but it only got worse. "Naza i'm sorry for everything, i swear never to hurt you or make you cry again, baby understand that you are my everything and my everything is you... " i was running out of words to express my feelings so i just let my tears do it, they weren't much but i guessed it was something. She wiped her nose with her hand, pulled her self off the wall and came for me. She encircled her legs around my waist and hugged me as she cried more. I kissed her on the neck and circled my hands around her and pulled her tighter to me. To me, it felt like it was just two of us in the world. Then the tears came down my face like a waterfall "I love you so much, i can't bear losing you or sharing you with anybody, i'll just die, i'll die i swear " She declared amidst her tears. "I'm sorry i made you cry, i swear it will never ever happen again." i pulled myself from her tight grip and wiped a part of the tears from her eyes. I turned my head towards the door and it was empty. I heard the door to my room close. I smiled and looked at Chinaza, i was still kneeling. Then the lie came into my head. "I'm sorry Sweetheart, the pants were..... " she cut me short with her finger placed on my mouth "shhhh, i don't care anymore, just don't let it repeat itself" she smiled and i saw a new dimension of her beauty. I gently carried her up. Laid her on the bed and planted my lips on hers... Despite being a sucker for girls, i still loved her for what its worth. Though other girls will come, She's my boo for life... 30 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:59pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
Nice one bro, you get the same vibe wey dey give me joy like these masters; Therock5555, Foxyflow, MaziOmenuko flow1759 n ClassCaptain. You are on ur way up if only you drop updates regularly.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 11:03pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
See as pata nearly put you in trouble ![]() ![]() 9 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Khd95(m): 11:51pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
Cynthia na karishika,be ware 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 5:49am On Nov 24, 2016 |
nice work man 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by WILLYBABS(m): 10:48am On Nov 24, 2016 |
Excellent work sir! 2 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by MrBen10(m): 11:03am On Nov 24, 2016 |
Nice one 2 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by mikuz(m): 1:18pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Good work here but guy you effed up big time. You for just deny am. How can you accept that you cheated on her without being caught in the act? you dull o. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 7:28pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Chipappii, we await thee |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by psalmorado05: 7:33pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Wow.............I love dis part. More update please |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 8:52pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
psalmorado05: mikuz: MrBen10: WILLYBABS: LilTemy: Khd95: WHIZKIDEFE: Thank you all 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 8:52pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
KissChrix: Update loading... ... ..... |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 8:56pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Sweet things can kill, translated to Nigerian language, Awoof dey run belle. It has always amused me how the part of my body that gives me the most pleasure has always been the source of my agony most times. I'm young, 21 years and my hormones were still as strong as they could ever be. Many times i have gotten into trouble and half of those times, the culprit had always been my love for them girls. An example of those times that i can recall was with my very naughty course mate Eva. It was the second semester in my 100 level. I'm a student of Estate management at Nnamdi Azikiwe University. I was really close to Eva more than anybody else. We both were two sides of a coin. We f*cked each other for the fun of it, She can make you CUM your brain out if she so desired it. I can't say we shared love or something like it but we had a certained kind of rapport, we were addicted to each other and everybody knew. Eva was really beautiful and i stuck to her easily cos she was fair, it's like them use fair chics swear for me. She used me to get rid of guys that were after her and also ensured that she kept me to herself alone. It was on a Friday and we were on an afternoon lecture. Mr Paul, a very saucy lecturer was taking us on land economy. Like always, i had come into the class with Eva clutching my hand, she was a very carefree girl and didn't care that we were late for class and attracted attentions. As we both took a seat at the back, mr paul observed over the rim of his spectacle with his big bulging eyes shook his head and continued his lecture. We were alone at the back. The class was boring and uninteresting. Mr paul read out his handouts to us more than he explained it, so it was like we were seated in a church and having the gospel being read to us. Eva was a sort of hyperactive girl and could easily be bored. She was shifting uncomfortably in our seat. We couldn't leave because Mr Paul had his eyes everywhere. "I'm bored and tired" Eva whispered to me. "Everyone is bored and tired so please just relax and don't put us in trouble " i whispered back to her with my eyed fixed on mr paul. Eva loved trouble. She shifted closer to me and dropped her left hand on my zipper. I eyed her and she smiled. I couldn't do much without us being noticed and besides, I knew whatever that was about to happen, i was going to love it. She she opened my zipper as stealthy as she could, i Could swear that not even the Zip heard the noise it made. By this time, i had already gotten an erection. With my left hand supporting my chin, i dropped my right hand on her meaty laps and pinched her, hoping she would stop but whenever she wanted something, not even herself could stop her from getting it. She dug her hand through my zipper, parted my boxer and grabbed my already erected di*k. I really wish i could decribe the reaction on my face, i licked my lips and bit it softly. I made sure nobody was paying attention to our little drama, Eva cared less. She rubbed her thumb on the tip of my di*k and it jerked further up, i was blinking three times per second and all the hairs on my body stood up, she then grabbed my pubic hair and twisted them gently, this ran up to my brain, i pulled out her hand and stared at her. "Eva stop please" i whispered to her. She smiled at me and dropped her pen on the floor. I then knew i was finished. This wasn't her first time of doing something like that. She had done it once in my room when we were studying for our first semester exams. She went under the desk, picked her pen and then grabbed my di*k which was still out of my trouser. I winced as she put it into her mouth and rubbed the tip with her tongue. Eva was giving me a headjob in a lecture hall. She sucked on it for over 30 seconds, i was enjoying myself though i was a little worried we might get caught. Under the desk, i held her hairs for her so they wouldn't obstruct. I was switching my gaze between her and Mr paul and then i noticed something had changed in the class. Mr paul had stopped talking and his gaze was fixed directly at me, and then i CAME. The devil I swear is an original enemy of man. I was having a hard time deciding who was punishing me between God and the devil. I just decided to put the blame on Eva. So mr Paul was staring at me like I was having a difficult time spelling my surname, meanwhile i could feel the hot liquid shooting out of my d*ik and Eva swallowing them oblivious of what was happening around her abi above her. The sensation was too much for me to bear, i just bit hard on my lips as i stared back at Mr Paul, trying hard to suppress a scream. I pulled Eva's hair a little tighter and she bit hard on my di*k.. I jerked. "Argh, sir, yes sir!" i eventually said craftily covering up my scream of pain and pleasure. "Yes sir what, where is Evangeline? He asked and everyone turned to my direction. I was very sure i had been nabbed. "Umm, i don't.... " i was stammering when Eva pocked up her head from under the desk "Picking my pen sir" she said interrupting my stutter and raising her pen up. "picking it up or digging it up" he asked her and everyone laughed. "picking sir" she said and sat down "For how many hours". "Sir it was far from where my hand could get to" "Okay now, Chiboy, tell us what a PLU is? " he said and faced me " PLU sir?" i said asked scratching my head. "Yes, a PLU and stand up when you answer my question" I did Stand but not straight, i managed to hold my erection against the desk. "I don't really know sir" i said with my hands resting on the desk "fool, Eva can you please help him" she stood up. "A proprietary land unit marks out the the boundaries of a particular piece of a land and shows the rights an owner has over that given piece of land" She sang it out. My jaw dropped open, i didn't even know the full meaning of a PLU.. "And that was how Esau sold his birthright to Jacob" Mr Paul said and everybody laughed. "Eva you can now take your PLU and leave my class, go elsewhere and finish your romance" he said regarding me as the PLU. Again everyone laughed. We both got up. I managed to cover my open zip with my bag and we headed out. "Mr man, are you in your period" our lecturer shouted after me. I looked at my trouser and it was wet at the buttocks. Probably from cum. Eveyone was staring at me and smiling. "No sir, sometimes I do sweat from my... " " Okay, thanks for the information, you can now leave" he said cutting me short. The whole class burst into laughter as Eva clutched my hand and we both left. I thanked God mr Paul had nothing to do with our exam script or grading. 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by multikolour(m): 9:08pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Chipappii:Next time don't allow your d!ck do the thinking but your brain should. 9 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by wenebunwo(m): 1:11am On Nov 25, 2016 |
more plsssss don't keep me in too much suspense ![]() don't keep me in too much suspense |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by gtin(m): 1:59pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
I love ur stories, i must confess u are good 3 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 2:04pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Eva daughter of Jezebel ![]() ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by rattyo3: 3:14pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
KissChrix:I guess Eva is more than that, can't wait to read how she land you into trouble big time. |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:25pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Before it all started, Before i became who i am, Before the girls, Before the night outs, Before the unlimited and unprotected sex, I was just one cool headed innocent boy who lived a simple life hoping to find true love like the ones i see in movies and praying one of my crushes would look my way. I can safely say i'm a cute guy, chocolate skinned and standing at 5'7". I have always loved girls and they in turn had loved me back. At an early age of my life, i had always fantasized about meeting the perfect girl and Falling in love. My only barrier was being an introvert. No matter how many number of green lights a girl would give me, i simply could not get myself to open up and prophesy my love for her. One of such girls was a light skinned dame back then in my jss 2, her name was Jennifer. The mention of her name alone sent shivers down my spine and when she smiled at me, her gap teeth, i always looked at them like they were the gate to paradise. Back then, everyone in my class knew she was my crush. You know this saying that when a girl loves a guy, only the girl knows but when a guy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl. We would smile at each other in the classroom, talk to each other about nothing in particular and most times when my liver was upped, i would hold her hands for sometime and let her know indirectly that i had feelings for her. I had always expected things to fall into place by itself and save me the cost of having to woo her and maybe embarrassing myself in the end. So my friends decided they were tired of watching me trip for her silently and do nothing about it. One Thursday evening after school had closed. She stayed back because it was her turn to sweep the entire class alongside some other classmates. My friends decided it was time to let the cat out of the bag. After much coercion and persuasion, i decided to do it. My friends watched from a distance as I approached her from the back, my heart pounding in my mouth. "Jennifer" i called with a shaky voice, she turned in my direction and smiled at me, i froze. "Hey, neche, how are you? " "I'm fine" i said and started staring at her, i couldn't even find the words to say, i fixed my gaze at her forehead as I squeezed the paper that was in my hand. After about 15 seconds of a staring match between us in which i could not even look her in the eye, she broke the ice. "Are you not going home yet?" she asked me "Ermm i'm about to" i said and decided to tell it to her anyway, she obviously was feeling me and wouldn't want to embarrass me i thought. "i just wanted to let you know that..... "i started and was hooked at" THAT". She looked at me with this expression in her eyes that made me suppose she knew what i was about to say and so much wanted to hear it. "Let me know what?" she said holding my hands and rubbing it. "Erm, just want to let you know that i.... "i continued my stuttering. "Chi talk to me" she said with a great deal of concern on her face and voice. I calmed my nerves and decided to make my last attempt. "i just wanted to ask if you needed help sweeping the class" I didn't even know when I said that. I shaa swept the whole class that day. 39 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by multikolour(m): 9:40pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
I love the way you put the story line 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by multikolour(m): 9:44pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Chipappii:Try and ask mimzy and am sure you will sweep the entire nairaland that day. 3 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:52pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:52pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
multikolour: Lolol. Mimzy iz dah true? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Malayy(m): 12:31am On Nov 26, 2016 |
Chipappii easy with sex scenes, the mod might move this thread to sexuality section. nice story. I can relate to it.. I had a friend like James while in school. we had mad fun. went to church together. ate together. shared girls. partied. got drunk. he slept in my lodge, my room for 3 months. we are now on IT. it's a pity he won't come back with me next year, he had carry over. I just hope I will get a friend and partner in crime like him.. 3 Likes |
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