Fabulocity:
Awakeuche, remember to tell us the bad and ugly side of camp, not just the booty and fun parts....

guruvicawelt:
well starting to enjoy camp tho.. mayb twas due to d sressful process involved in getting registered that really got me obsessed wit d whole ideal of nysc.. met pretty nice people both male and female.. tho made a new friend today. a foreign trained graduate from a skul in Ukraine, mehn d bae z gorgeous, tho we started with quarreling due to d stress everyone was passing tru during todays reg she talked to me with a lil harsh voice buh leta apologised, currently chatting on whatsapp buh i gat a bae i've been also following up after we boarded same bus to camp, a gal from iz it caleb uni abi buh mehn d babe dey cut ma slip. shes just so straight abi she no send me ni buh anyways i just hope am arent going back to ma ways.. aside dah iss mehn d military guys no geh joy o.. those phyno kinda guys dah barb thier hair in diff shapes and sizes. ones ur spotted on d reg queue they will bring u out and sit u on d floor afterwards some other drilling.. for some that Thiers is worst dey asked them to shave der beards b4 dey will b allowed to do reg. so plz dont dress like radical to camp.. aside that d drilling no b here i've already lost some few pounce. i just hope ah can keep escaping frog jump for coming late.. what else ok yeah shaping camp kit is 1.8k.. on diz case i like baggy. 50cent and 2pac

Haychay:


Keep it coming bro

awakeuche:
nice one bruh, i like the ukranian trained bae, you guys have chemistry abi physics, and i've always been a sucker for rude women..... To mend the babarigas here na 1500 o bro, dem don promise to cut down on the shii so fingers xssed..... Meanwhile no dull o... E get one military babe here wey sexy die wey i dey eye, i just dey stare her down, she been dey stare right back but now she dey avoid my eye, i count that as 1 battle won

guruvicawelt:
well starting to enjoy camp tho.. mayb twas due to d sressful process involved in getting registered that really got me obsessed wit d whole ideal of nysc.. met pretty nice people both male and female.. tho made a new friend today. a foreign trained graduate from a skul in Ukraine, mehn d bae z gorgeous, tho we started with quarreling due to d stress everyone was passing tru during todays reg she talked to me with a lil harsh voice buh leta apologised, currently chatting on whatsapp buh i gat a bae i've been also following up after we boarded same bus to camp, a gal from iz it caleb uni abi buh mehn d babe dey cut ma slip. shes just so straight abi she no send me ni buh anyways i just hope am arent going back to ma ways.. aside dah iss mehn d military guys no geh joy o.. those phyno kinda guys dah barb thier hair in diff shapes and sizes. ones ur spotted on d reg queue they will bring u out and sit u on d floor afterwards some other drilling.. for some that Thiers is worst dey asked them to shave der beards b4 dey will b allowed to do reg. so plz dont dress like radical to camp.. aside that d drilling no b here i've already lost some few pounce. i just hope ah can keep escaping frog jump for coming late.. what else ok yeah shaping camp kit is 1.8k.. on diz case i like baggy. 50cent and 2pac

awakeuche:
Day 2 yall, i woke up around 2:30am to prepare for the 4am drill, i have always been a fitness type of guy so it was no problem adjusting to the regimented lifestyle. Drill commences as promised and we get hosted by the liveliest camp coordinator, the soldiers here are completely different from the rough uncouth lot i am used to..... Registration still going on even now, anyhow i forcefully included myself for the SAED program as an instructor to help lecture civil engineers and architects... Tommorow is our camp welcome party and the camp coordinator has promised to bring Nigeria's biggest artiste, there's buzz about the party everywhere..... For the first time yall i kept on staring at massive asses, it was everywhere.... God, yall need to see these babes, and they surprisingly are nicer to relate with than their hotness suggests..... Anyway as promised i will keep yall updated....

awakeuche:
HOW TO ARRIVE CAMP LIKE A BOSS: true yall, other things you must know so as to look like a seasoned professional when arriving camp, and not some clueless kitten.
1. Pack light
2. Dont take any other photographs whether red or blue as the photographers are looking to scam new arrivals with baseless threats that without colored passports you cant do reg.... THATS A FAT LIE.... Just use the passports you came with
3. Never buy anything directly outside the camp gates if you arrive at night or whenever, mostly fakes and more xpensive
4. Buy plenty white inner wears
5. When you get to camp, just ask for the hostel registration area like a boss and go sign in to get a bunk and bed.
6. Take your call up letter, call up no, certificate and passports and ask for the registration area to process yourself.
7. After reg, you will be giving a file with your camp no like this, in my case since its lagos its la/b16/0100, an id will also be given to you bearing this same no, its very important to keep it safe, get an id holder and put it inside, always hang around your neck.
8. Your platoon is the last in the camp number giving to you, in my case its zero, meaning camp 10
9. Always try to get involved in camp activities, and especially try impressing your platoon leader and commander by buying them drinks like soft drinks, water etc.
10. If you have a skill, like any skill at all, just bring the materials along with you to camp, you will be engaged and paid for it, and of course the popularity no go be here, eg if you're a good architect, you can bring texts and materials to teach other architects, make sure to meet the SAED leader to include you in their lecturing shit
Beagle sounded yall, gotta bounce

awakeuche:
nice one bruh, i like the ukranian trained bae, you guys have chemistry abi physics, and i've always been a sucker for rude women..... To mend the babarigas here na 1500 o bro, dem don promise to cut down on the shii so fingers xssed..... Meanwhile no dull o... E get one military babe here wey sexy die wey i dey eye, i just dey stare her down, she been dey stare right back but now she dey avoid my eye, i count that as 1 battle won

awakeuche:
nice one bruh, i like the ukranian trained bae, you guys have chemistry abi physics, and i've always been a sucker for rude women..... To mend the babarigas here na 1500 o bro, dem don promise to cut down on the shii so fingers xssed..... Meanwhile no dull o... E get one military babe here wey sexy die wey i dey eye, i just dey stare her down, she been dey stare right back but now she dey avoid my eye, i count that as 1 battle won

obiZEAL:
Enugu Orientation Camp have no respect for the minorities!
How can this Lady start conducting fellowship here...not everyone is a christian.

sonymax16:

Nice one bro. No dull urself. Having fun is part of service to fatherland...
I never see ur mail ooo... .. make we relate via watsapp naa
Drop ur contact make i add u, then remove am.

How much is an average plate of food in the maami market? Me I do not joke with my food oh And aren't they supposed to control and kinda regulate the prices of stuff in maami market to avoid exploitation of the corpers? And you keep talking about hot girls, hot boys nko Are there eye candy guys there that mere looking at them would alleviate one's suffering in camp Or you think we don't care about that? And please don't give me the excuse that you ain't gay and you can't be checking out other guys... Do this for the ladies abeg Are there enough pretty boys in camp?

awakeuche:
some softies here consider the morning drills to be one of the bad sides but not me, and then there's the ridiculous prices in mami market that should be looked into, will try to find some ffing bad things to write about.

sonymax16:
For those that are in stream 1,pls keep the updates coming so that we that are in stream 2 will have something to look forward to come January

Fabulocity:
Do you really think we're dumb enough to believe this shït? Even if you want to lie, at least make it believable and don't play on our intelligence. You claim you used this account to open the whatsapp group but miraculously, the post reflected on JaymieCollins account? How sway? You know you own that JaymieCollins account. Your surpriseMe account was banned by anti spam bot on the 20th of November and you had to open a new account. The manner of typing and posting is similar between surpriseMe and JaymieCollins. You know you've been busted, so stop resorting to damage control.
But if you still insist you're the young dude that was on your profile picture, upload a picture of you holding a piece of paper with your username written on it and I'd tender my unreserved apologies to you.
Cc Ominigreat

Dream2:

Hmmm,when this reality/poo started,I looked into it and my conclusion was that NL is full of fake personalities.
You and I know the truth here,one just need to be careful.

Dream2:
Thanks so much for the constant updates,it will really go a long way in helping we the stream2 guys.
Nevertheless, don't relent in the update.

Cc:

guruvicawelt

Dotman2210

Lemma also call on other stream1 guys to update us.

Greycious

justifiedcoyy

Kapable75

ruthobaz

posimii
You welcome bro

Franceswasky et all.

fairlyusedpant:

omalicha nwa, see as you are shinning like the moon, are you from london, because your beauty looks vewi vewi familiar, infact and inshort, let me introduce myself, i am chief otutupoyoyo 1, igwe ndi praise and worship 1, the only man that built a sky scrapper in the village, the only man that said let there be light, and there was light in holland but they took light netherland, infact let me not go further, i have a JSc in carpentry, an A.Sc in shoe making, a Bsc in animal husbandry, an M.Sc in plant science, and a Ph.d in woman affairs and related women problems and applied solutions, infact i also have a professor degree in soil science, so babe you can see that i have gone far in the education sector, but your beauty is mesmerizing me.... Can i be your maga and mugu?

Fabulocity:
I don't think it'd be easy and convenient for them to give constant updates, with all the drills, activities and so on. Plus, they may not even be able to charge their phones. I can hardly even reach my friends currently in camp. We'll probably hear all the gist at the end.