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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 9:24pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 9:25pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 9:29pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 9:31pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beey: DAT means u re enjoying it den,,,,,, Confused lady 13 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 9:35pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Chrismario:You can tell that to the birds 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 9:36pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beey(Bae), You just came to derail ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 9:43pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
KissChrix:LOL, it's your crew that keeps throwing arrows my way and am left with no choice than to hit back. ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 9:50pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beey: Oya, stop derailing |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by chijioke17(m): 9:50pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beey: Please could you calm down, can I offer to buy you a honest no strings attached drink to cool down please, we are all here to have fun, you've aired your views enough and I think every one knows your stand on this issue. As it stands no one is gonna budge, so let's agree to disagree, for the sake of the thread please 2 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 9:51pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
KissChrix:oya tell your army to calm down |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Hyinkar97(m): 9:52pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beey:Abeg make una free this babe, everyone has the right to talk. She only chose to be stupid with her comments. 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 9:55pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Everyone should please sheath their swords We've wasted two pages already ![]() Chipappii, come and calm nerves with an update ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 9:55pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Hyinkar97:Not as stupid as your comments |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Hyinkar97(m): 9:59pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beey:Kwantinu... Na u get your phone and data. 2 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 10:01pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Hyinkar97:I have unlimited data plan ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by DemonMonkey7(m): 10:04pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beey::::::::;:;^:::;: i've been quietly looking at this immature, cr@zi, attention seeking , cucumber stroking house gurl open her half burnt mouth and allow ignorance to jump out! nne na the akara were ur mumcy send u be that? i hate these Just swerve! 23 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 10:28pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by elmogaji(m): 10:29pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beey: pls u can't bring ur anger hia, i'm apologizing on behalf of d guy dt over BL**P*D U, he left u hurt.... we understand 3 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 10:29pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Hmmmm, please everyone. Lets calm down 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 10:32pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beht why? ![]() Chipappii, you know the only thing that can make Us calm down 3 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 10:32pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 10:40pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Beey: Beey ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 10:40pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
KissChrix: Lol. Update loading 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Beey(f): 10:42pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Chipappii:Ok, sorry Oga. ![]() |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 10:49pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
My first date was in my js3. I was so very naive and didn't seem to understand the concept of the whole dating thing, in short neither of us understood it. We were still kids and knew absolutely nothing about it all except that we were into each other and that it was very necessary we added "i love you" to the end of our discussions and text message. Her name was vivian and i must confess she was too much of a sauce for a guy like me, she was 500°c hot. You know that particular type of girl that when you see her, your whole self esteem drops to low bar and that would be if it doesn't die, Vivian was that type of girl and more but she loved me with everything she's worth. Everyone around called her "Fresh air". It was on an October, few weeks after school had resumed for the first term session. Like i said, i was in my jss3 and i was the classcaptain. One peculiar thing about me was that i loved being late to everything even when i'm not supposed to. I could count the number of times i attended Morning assemblies in my secondary school period. So that early morning, as usual i had been late and missed the morning assembly which was often deliberate, everyone had settled in their classrooms. I waltzed into my class like a boss, i was their boss naa. My eyes fell to the back and then I saw this very lovely Ebony girl. She was so easy to notice cause she wore hostel wear instead of the school uniform and she was seated on my seat or desk if i was to call it that. From where i stood i could see the color of her panties through her legs which she had spread with reckless abandon. I could remember vividly what she wore that day, it was a white pant, i wasn't being a pervert. It was just like when you are passing by a house and the gate was thrown wide open, you know most definitely you are going to take a peek into the compound. Just so you know i wasn't looking out for her under wears, it was just a little impossible to pass unnoticed. I walked up to her and asked her to adjust, she did and i sat down. My class that year was one full of nosy people, it wasn't long before they started pairing me up with her. Vivian could talk and body contact was a thing she was very good at and she didn't spare me any of it. She was sexily built with a figure 8 kind of body that made heads turn anytime she passed by. Her breasts were full and jiggled anytime she walked. I remember once she had walked into the class and everyone's gaze was fixed on her. As she walked through the door, her boobs moved first and it was like they dragged other parts of her body along. Everyone turned in her direction and as if acting out a script, they shouted "YAAAY, CHIBOY".... Yea that was how hot her boobs were and i particularly loved watching her run in the school field for her house, her chest was always the point of attention. Even though she usually came last in races, everyone cheered her much more than the winner. And her hips, they had ears, according to flavour (Ukwu nweru nti). You need to see them sway anytime she walked, the male teachers in my class soon turned her into their blackboard wiper. Every part of her assets jiggled anytime she was at it and they watched thinking we were too small to know what was on their mind but shaa we understood and we also enjoyed the show. We came to fall in love with each other and nothing could come in between us, not even the seniors that always blocked her at the school building corridors. Once i was talking to her after school in our classroom, a really cute senior walked up to our class, disregarding me, called her aside and she ran to him. He held her hand and they started talking, her countenance and everything made me believe she was tripping for him. I felt sorry for myself and angry at her. They talked for long before he let her go. She walked up to me, gave me a tight hug and planted a kiss on my lips. I looked over her shoulder and saw the senior still stood there with a kind of shock on his face. I smiled at him placed my hand around her waist and hugged her tighter. I swear i loved that girl scatter. She had an intimidating demeanor and nobody dared mess with me whenever she was around. Vivian could say anything to anyone at anytime not minding how you felt about it. My only problem with her was the spreading of her legs thing. It was something she did with reckless abandoned and always got cautioned by teachers for it, female teachers i mean. Most male teachers are known perverts. And when she started getting yabbed at by fellow students for her habit of spreading her legs, she brushed it aside and said it was her source of fresh air. That was how everyone started calling her fresh air. 24 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by 1realBobby(m): 11:07pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
give your life to Christ.... 3 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 11:09pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
You haff joined gang ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Xionez(m): 11:15pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Lol. Is that all?! Nothing to laugh about, no craziness or any epic situation?!!! Beey, i blame you. All was well until you blew in. Like a foul gust of wind from a fertilizer plant, you seem to have thrown the writer off-key. Clap for yourself, woman. Clap for yourself. @Chipappii, no offense but please keep it 20+. I may sound harsh but thats what we thought at my end. Todays write-up was a bit....off. 8 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by 1realBobby(m): 11:20pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
I love you beey... please marry me.. 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by maggdon(m): 11:21pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
but dis beey is 1 kill joy, sex stafd nd frustrated b.i.t.c.h... y pour ur frustration on anoda mans effort. stop hating nd get a life or u can use d rope. op abeg continue 10 Likes |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Machyne: 11:24pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
lol |
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 11:24pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
Xionez: I'm on something right now. Don't go to bed 2 Likes 1 Share |
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