Godgay:
look at this man, u miss the most important thing.











the girls

MrMontella:

hahaha bro..i'm telling yo!
They reserve their best wears for sunday!

Godgay:
look at this man, u miss the most important thing.













the girls

Godgay:
look at this man, u miss the most important thing.












the girls

WHAT?
WITH ALL THEM SMELLY DIRTY UNDERARM HAIRS...

plaetton:


I wonder how he could have missed that most important reason to go to church.

hahn:
I really cannot stand the lies. My life has improved since I threw religion and God into the trash

The next time I am in a church, I promise I am going to dip my hands inside the offering basket and take my share. ANd if they ask, I will say the spirit led me

jonbellion:
aah
Do you want to incur the wrath of the offering comiteeGod?

plaetton:



I wonder how he could have missed that most important reason to go to church.

hahn:
I really cannot stand the lies. My life has improved since I threw religion and God into the trash

The next time I am in a church, I promise I am going to dip my hands inside the offering basket and take my share. ANd if they ask, I will say the spirit led me

jonbellion:
Yeah well you can go over once in a while anyway like during Christmas or something
But I hardly go. I don't think I've gone up to 7 times this year
Lol godgay you're right church girls are even the worst
You can also try and talk some sense into your Muslim pals

CAPSLOCKED:

NO... BECAUSE I'M A TEMPERAMENTAL PERSON.

I CAN'T SIT IN A PLACE FULL OF LIES AND DECEPTION WITHOUT LOSING MY COOL.

JackBizzle:



1) I'm engaged.

2) I don't think you would want to partner or date a desperate religious girl who is desperate for husband.

3) Relationships built on lies rarely last. If I were to date a christian girl it wouldnt be a babe that I met at church. Church is for business not pleasure

taurus25:


Exactly. Imagine one of those girls holding prayer and fasting session on your head.

NinjaX:
I stopped attending church since last year. Everything suddenly stopped making sense.


Though my parents think I'm demonised and are bent on winning me over.

I found that going to church does not actually offer any tangible help. It pulls you deeper into the pit of depression.




A large number of christians are like the white lotus in the movie Once Upon A Time In China - willfully following a blind cause without asking questions.

Most of them have a bleak outlook of uncertainty towards life. And they equally want you to view life through that suffocating lens. Lol.

I'd rather visit a psychologist or a therapist than pastors who are readily eager to up their extortation game and would still leave you unsatisfied.

plaetton:
I used to attend from to time with my family, for appearances.
But gosh, the Bullshytes became overwhelming. I could hardly contain myself.
My wife's pastor is a narcissistic axxhole, who reads dictionary in the night, and then comes to the pulpit on Sundays to intimidate his sheeple with meaningless verbiage. I personally think he is mildly insane. It goes with the territory.

Anyway, the Bullshytes grew too much for me. My irritation could no longer hold.
I stopped going, for many years now.

JackBizzle:





sounds like KingEbukasblog

plaetton:

Lol.

He better not grow up to be a pastor.
That would be nuclear.

JackBizzle:


Its from the guy's mouth that I learnt this word; Prolixity.

the guy's congregation would develop headache from all the big grammar

plaetton:


As a church goer, have you noticed and wondered why Christians love big English words and convoluted phrases when praying to their God ?

It almost seems like the bigger the words and and the more convoluted the phrases in prayer, the more powerful and most likely to reach God's abode on the outskirts of the universe.