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She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by StupidYorubaFool: 11:39am On Nov 28, 2016 |
hi fellows this is a continuation of a thread I created earlier and sought for advice from nairalanders due to my erectile dysfunction issues. www.nairaland.com/3470012/she-visit-me-again-after about three nairalanders advised me to smoke weed so as to burn away my apprehensiveness and get an erecti0n so as to be able to pounce her. since I knew of the consequences and aftermath effects of Indian hemp I had to smoke it in advance so as to test how it'll affect me psychologically, few days to her visit I smoked weed in my compound so as to be used to it before she comes and amor the thing no good for my system o. I was alone when I smoked the whole wrap of weed and after I smoked it, i felt like taking my bath outside cos the inner bathroom felt hot, and being under it's intoxication I stripped naked an went to bath outside and immediately I heard a knock on the gate and instead of me to go back in side to dress up and open the gate, I walked naked like that to open the gate (not minding if I'm naked). I opened the gate and behold twas our teenage neighbor who wanted fetching water in our compound.. at mere sighting my naked appearance she scampered away and ran out of my sight.. before I came back to my senses the effects that the intoxication of the weed had on me caused so many disastrous effects and hence concluded that it wouldn't help matters as it could psychologically affect me when she comes around, so the idea of smoking weed was swept under the carpet.. updates loading........ still in the office.. a slight busy day sha.. brb.. Afonjatribeguy: Amelian: 3DCYCLOPS: 2 Likes |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Nobody: 11:41am On Nov 28, 2016 |
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Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Nobody: 11:43am On Nov 28, 2016 |
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Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by StupidYorubaFool: 11:44am On Nov 28, 2016 |
sorry guys for not updating earlier.. was banned.. cc NLjona kingDELE Tnnig AfonjaGuy Mrkay2 masikay Afonjatribeguy Teague4league MackBrooklyn Amelian oluwalewis mizhorlah mayortech Yinkey6 Gofwane FuckBooy Johniewalker godwineli selfhood chris2face pennytrate zceesneh deeplow sirwere queensuccubus Raine80 3DCYCLOPS luminouz keche7 dryyansh1 greatwhite donshady abeg make all of una ball in jhoor. e don happen ooo. I don enter one chance again. 1 Like
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Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Young03(m): 11:46am On Nov 28, 2016 |
I need to put weed in my indomie soon this my female neighbour dey like chop anything she see 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by QueenSuccubus(f): 11:46am On Nov 28, 2016 |
Hahahahahah... Now bcoz these 3 mumu told u to smoke weed and u followed their advise, now ur in a mess coz u walking freely n@ked in ur compound (like ur a participant from NAK€D & AFRAID tv series) showing ur not-so-good-looking meat to ur neighbor 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by StupidYorubaFool: 11:49am On Nov 28, 2016 |
so she finally visited yesterday Sunday and she came in the evening and I lodged her in my apartment from 7pm and she left by 10:30pm... as soon as she entered in my room and I offered her Malta and she drank it and sat on my heavy mountain VITAFOAM bed, I didn't waste time as I jumped on her and gave her a succulent kiss and after a while she succumbed and I stepped down to her breast and sucked her boobs and bit her nipppples and she yelled out a sharp scream and my tongue lowered down to her Clitor!s as I sucked and leaked her pussy and she spread her legs wide an screamed " Oh HONEY I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH YOU'RE KILLING ME" I kept sucking her pussy and used my tongue to penetrate her Virginia... she screeched an used her both hands and pressed my head into her pussy.... All this while my Johnny Thomas was as big and vibrant as Anaconda but I used about 15 minutes to romanced her and she was so wet and while still sucking her cl!toris.. she spread her pussy and openly told me that she's ready for pouncing. I was so happy as I removed my anaconda to pounce and she insisted on contraception.. I reluctantly went to bring it and on tearing the pack and removing the CD to insert it CHAIIIIIIII DISAPPONTMENT OF LIFE.. my John Thomas reduced drastically from it's anaconda size to the size of an earthworm... she stared at my fallen diick with utter dismay and embarrassment and wondered why such mess could repeat itself.. she then yelled at me " GO AND SEEK FOR HELP.. I MEAN HOW CAN WE MAKE BABIES IF YOU START BEHAVING LIKE THIS I calmed her down and told her I'm nervous that she should exercise patience that it will regain its strength. after an hour my diick couldn't come back and she lost the pleasure and mood... she was so angry and frustrated how I could romance her to cloud 9 but can't finish my job with a nice sex.. 10pm came by and Johnny Thomas still dey sleep and she was ready to go. I begged her to be patient, I stimulated my prick like masturbating and after a while it stood up but not all that strong and she used it to rub on her pussy and it became hard again and she inserted CD and I straffed her but while doing it I didn't enjoy it as I normally do while masturbating, I kept pouncing on her for about 5 minutes and I couldn't released and GBAAAM my prick slept off and erecti0n gone while still on top of her in the sex act.. out of annoyance she left my house in anger and up till now she refused picking my call... I think I'm about to lose her. so sad.. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by StupidYorubaFool: 1:08pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
I was scared of using Viagra and other sex enhancing drugs due to it's effects on the heart but situations like this compels me to make a move and in case by chance or serendipity she pays a visit again then I'll be or compelled to use Viagra or better still smoke 2 wraps of weed and with a strong dicck I'll give her the greatest revenge of life. feeling so #sad and despondent |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by nkemma54(m): 1:33pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
u rili got erectile dysfunction 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by StupidYorubaFool: 1:39pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
nkemma54:yes and it's a psychological evaluation. I'm always worried, nervous and depressed.. guess that's what contributed and not forgetting I also watch porns too and masturbate a lot.. I'll check on the nearest rehab soon.. |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by photoshoot(m): 2:24pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Hey bro! Try using tramadol... I don't really believe in that weed effect. Sorry about that. And make sure that before you invite her over next, try to have sex with about two-three babes. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by collitexnaira(m): 3:02pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
See where masturbation has landed you, now you no longer enjoy normal sex, some folks will see this effect yet continue to masturbate 4 Likes |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by StupidYorubaFool: 3:16pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
collitexnaira:I cursed that day my friends introduced me to it.. masturbation has affected all the aspects of my life academically, spiritually, psychologically etc. quitting it seems a conundrum, a quagmire and a quandary.. only need to go back to God to gain power over it... but will I ever get back to normalcy 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Eddodoh(m): 3:20pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Young03:Compound and neighbour parole de sweet. But if e backfire, you go wan park comot. 1 Like |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by MackBrooklyn: 3:26pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Dude, thought I told you not to smoke weed. See your life now!! 2 Likes |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Remilekun101: 3:30pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by MackBrooklyn: 3:31pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
StupidYorubaFool: Chei, Niggy you _fucked up again!! Why didn't you use the Tramadol again like I've told you days ago?? 1 Like |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Fidelismaria: 3:32pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Hate to be in your shoes rite now @ op 1 Like |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Nobody: 3:40pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Gimme her number lemme complete the work for you Cut your diiiick and feed it to the dogs 1 Like |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by AfonjaGuy: 3:46pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
StupidYorubaFool:Kaii Op you have failed us again spirit of Masturbation has damage your life, sorry i pity you. i will never masturbate in my life, Masturbation is a spiritual problem to stop it not easy. see your life , you are now Confirmed Epii half man 4 Likes
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Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Donkaz(m): 3:56pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
I don land!! Was a ghost ready on the other thread, can't miss this one. * jejely sipping my kunu. 1 Like |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Donkaz(m): 3:57pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
I don land!! Was a ghost ready on the other thread, can't miss this one. * jejely sipping my kunu. |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by kibra4u(m): 4:24pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
StupidYorubaFool: Guy wetin be your problem sef. I say make u go get Samsu Oil rub ontop ur prick 10-15mins before action, with Samsu Oil you van then ride her as long as u want, it has no side effect, its for external use only. Use it and come back here to give your testimony. You just dey dull yoursel. Continue taking weed until you run mad ontop simple matter, na you sabi o. 5 Likes |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by StupidYorubaFool: 4:28pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
kibra4u:I didn't take u serious cos that's my first time of hearing such... and where I fit see samsu oil buy? and rubbing it in the dick will stimulate the prick to gain erecti0n 1 Like |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by collitexnaira(m): 4:45pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
StupidYorubaFool:I came to know what is masturbation from a magazine i read some years ago, i learnt that continuous doing it will make you addicted, and once addicted it will be very difficult to stop. And consequently deprive you from deriving pleasure from women.. Back then i also masturbated but stopped after one week, the reason i stopped was because i was afraid of getting addicted. Bro you have to stop masturbation at all cost, and i think you should see a doctor for your weak erect.ion 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by chris2face(m): 4:51pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Gosh!!! please stop masturbating am still of the opinion that u try Viagra from all indication what u need is Viagra Viagra helps induce and maintain an erection Viagra is ur best belt now but first u have to stop masturbating Never encouraged masturbation and will never cause at. the long wrong it kills 1 Like |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by chris2face(m): 5:05pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
StupidYorubaFool: Samsu oil is great u can get one with it u could bang for 1 hour nonstop but then try Viagra first if u like u can combine the two Viagra will sustain ur erection and Samsu will help u last longer For this to work for u there is need for u to stop self servicing ur self Don't know why we have got sweet pussy and some decide to Bleep themselves and some choose their fellow men Smh for them 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by OVictr5(m): 5:15pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by Nobody: 5:22pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
StupidYorubaFool: Your head no carry am... Lol But wait o U are not suppose to smoke the whole wrap as first timer.. I guess 2 Likes |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by collitexnaira(m): 5:24pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
AfonjaGuy:Menh, masturbation na crazy evil spirit oo, back then when i was still masturbating, i visited a friend after masturbating that morning, when i get to my guy place, we were just sitting together talking and his hand touched my lap then my dick suddenly jumped up inside my trouser, i started feeling those sensation i felt while masturbating, my dick started rising. In my mind i was like am i possessed, why will i be feeling like this toward my friend. I left the the place immediately, and starting from that day i decided to stop masturbation in order not to become addicted or worst become a gay 1 Like |
Re: She Finally Visited Me Again And This Happened (must Read) by captainking(m): 5:58pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
StupidYorubaFool:c Take his advice..order for samsu oil online..Konga or jumia...and its very cheap...one use can last u days..I tested it once and I dint like it cos I did not need it..I could not cum for hours...even 2 days after first application..I still could not cum..it works with sensual arousal..I swore never to use it again...cos..without it...am gud and last longer than 45 mins..but with it...I went for over 2 hrs..damn.. |
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