guruvicawelt:
mehn them swear for us 2day o... so @ arund 10am twas time for d swearing in ceremony.. omehn then i remembered ma trousers was agbada twas already late to change ma mind on amending d trousers, well thank God(1500) so ma head full.. i saw diff people on their fitted khaki, mehn ma hostel niggas were looking Behind buh base on say i b creativity i wore the trousers like that o buh i stuffed d end of d trousers into ma socks and used ma chalks lace to tie d ankle of d trousers mehn after i did that i was looking like all this amy guys involved in boko haram fight, buh i was cul.. so i ran down to parade ground i queued up with ma platoon mates, only for d commander incharge of ma platoon to commend me for ma creativity he was like "i like wat u did to ur trousers" and i was like "Thank u sir" mehn it now looked like swag, all d niggas arund @ dah time started feeling the swag.. so minute later i was sent to d front of d queue for laughing as i just walked pass d centre of d line mehn some group of bannies couldnt hold buh talk and laugh out loud @ma settings tho some of them were of opinion dat apart from being funny buh dah twas also cul so i turned and jokingly said una dey laugh ma swag, mehn some of them fell on d floor and laughed so loud that everyone turned including d soldiers and was like wah iz happening here, so i turned mr popular today in ma platoon.. that being said today was vewi hectic o. ceremony started @10am and ended 2:30pm which means we stood for more than 4hrs and cross river sun no b here o. i felt like i was going to die, some people were even forming faint.. we endured sha and that one passed, so we went back to our hostels. immediately i got to d hostel ah just lie down and i was off. slept till 4pm and ah dint know diz soldiers are heartless that dey couldnt give us a break.. i was asleep ah dint hear d trumpet so they came into d hostels to fish me out o.. omehn u wan try d frog jump to parade ground.. mehn like diz i neva recover just laying on ma bed and waiting for time to enta mami market to flex with ma new frnds. that been said sha to add salt to injury our hostel has been disconnected and ma charger seized by an unknown military man cus hostel nearly got burnt today by electric spark which wasnt caused by my socket o.. mehn 2day was hell of a day.

nice one.. despite ur tight schedule.. u still av time to update us all.. kudos to you

callmemercy:

Good evening, how are you doing?

sweet m fyn n u? Awz bayelsa

guruvicawelt:
mehn them swear for us 2day o... so @ arund 10am twas time for d swearing in ceremony.. omehn then i remembered ma trousers was agbada twas already late to change ma mind on amending d trousers, well thank God(1500) so ma head full.. i saw diff people on their fitted khaki, mehn ma hostel niggas were looking Behind buh base on say i b creativity i wore the trousers like that o buh i stuffed d end of d trousers into ma socks and used ma chalks lace to tie d ankle of d trousers mehn after i did that i was looking like all this amy guys involved in boko haram fight, buh i was cul.. so i ran down to parade ground i queued up with ma platoon mates, only for d commander incharge of ma platoon to commend me for ma creativity he was like "i like wat u did to ur trousers" and i was like "Thank u sir" mehn it now looked like swag, all d niggas arund @ dah time started feeling the swag.. so minute later i was sent to d front of d queue for laughing as i just walked pass d centre of d line mehn some group of bannies couldnt hold buh talk and laugh out loud @ma settings tho some of them were of opinion dat apart from being funny buh dah twas also cul so i turned and jokingly said una dey laugh ma swag, mehn some of them fell on d floor and laughed so loud that everyone turned including d soldiers and was like wah iz happening here, so i turned mr popular today in ma platoon.. that being said today was vewi hectic o. ceremony started @10am and ended 2:30pm which means we stood for more than 4hrs and cross river sun no b here o. i felt like i was going to die, some people were even forming faint.. we endured sha and that one passed, so we went back to our hostels. immediately i got to d hostel ah just lie down and i was off. slept till 4pm and ah dint know diz soldiers are heartless that dey couldnt give us a break.. i was asleep ah dint hear d trumpet so they came into d hostels to fish me out o.. omehn u wan try d frog jump to parade ground.. mehn like diz i neva recover just laying on ma bed and waiting for time to enta mami market to flex with ma new frnds. that been said sha to add salt to injury our hostel has been disconnected and ma charger seized by an unknown military man cus hostel nearly got burnt today by electric spark which wasnt caused by my socket o.. mehn 2day was hell of a day.

Nice 1 bro.....

But we NVR still hear abt d babes fa, that's d only reason am here

aydeluxe:
So after the swearing in ceremony today,we were paid transport allowance of #1500.

I have bin trying to upload a sample of d day to day camp activities (timetable)..but all to no avail......a typical day starts wt the blowing of d biggle by 4:30am for all Corpers to proceed to d parade ground,we take national anthem nd nysc anthem then we take the meditation by the Platoon on duty, Muslim students go for their prayers, Christians hv praise nd worship nd prayer, the camp director gives her talk, then we have fitness exercise (ere in lagos, djs dey, so we have our fitness exercise wt hiphop songs, too much ginger), in between by 6, we stand attention for the flag to be taken up, same is down by 6 in d evenin ,to bring it down...we continue wt drills by d platoon instructor, after which we leave to freshen up nd take breakfast, then assemble bck at d sound of d biggle arnd 9 for lectures, talks or wat hv u till 2pm, then we go for lunch till 4, and then come bck for drills,rehearsals nd co till 5:30, then sports, dinner nd lights out by 10:30pm......

I like this......correct

Haychay:


Nice 1 bro.....

But we NVR still hear abt d babes fa, that's d only reason am here

Good boy

Haychay:
I still don't think its d thread, people just went Ghostmode


Asin ehn , it shall be a bloody one, na game of thrones I learn d tin from

Watch out GL

Chisos all for y0rmee #i stand with me and my self alone ooo cos this bloody part wey u mention, I know say no be moi moi to plan coup. it gonna take time and money

sharliz:
Good boy

Good evening ma

sharliz:
Good boy

Thats the only reason we are here fa, chiefojiji tell her ohh

Besides as if u don't want to know about d hot guys sef

mlanreh:


Chisos all for y0rmee #i stand with me and my self alone ooo cos this bloody part wey u mention, I know say no be moi moi to plan coup. it gonna take time and money

Thank God that they have payed me my alawee in advance, so that's taking care of

As for time .....No shaking ,

P.s y0rmee has even stepped down , I haf bribed everybody fa

Evening guys, you guys should pls understand with us that we have less time dis days to check our phones.
We have to wake as early as 4am for parade, return around 9:am nd all to hear the trumpet few hours later... The stress is much TBH

Anyways the ceremony today was cool so to speak. Governor kept us waiting till 12noon as expected (African tine)

Our RSM just dey drill us anyhow for here in Rivers
He said our parade ground na cementry that we must always be quiet at all times. Whenever he hears any sound, na to go on ur kneels be the next thing.
When he was reading the rules nd regulations today, we had to kneel and hold our ears

At a time he told us he'll gas us out

He told us we mustn't walk again for camp, we must always double up or else...

We've been sworn in and the drills are expected to become tougher.

We'll keep you apprised but u ppl should bear with us

Sweet dreams Graceland

mcmind:
Evening guys, you guys should pls understand with us that we have less time dis days to check our phones.
We have to wake as early as 4am for parade, return around 9:am nd all to hear the trumpet few hours later... The stress is much TBH

Anyways the ceremony today was cool so to speak. Governor kept us waiting till 12noon as expected (African tine)

Our RSM just dey drill us anyhow for here in Rivers
He said our parade ground na cementry that we must always be quiet at all times. Whenever he hears any sound, na to go on ur kneels be the next thing.
When he was reading the rules nd regulations today, we had to kneel and hold our ears

At a time he told us he'll gas us out
[b]
He told us we mustn't walk again for camp, we must always double up or else...

[/b]We've been sworn in and the drills are expected to become tougher.

We'll keep you apprised but u ppl should bear with us

Sweet dreams Graceland

Jesu.....

Nice update......we do understand the situation tho, some cms are even looking for where to charge

mlanreh:


Good evening ma

sweet xup

Haychay:




Thats the only reason we are here fa, chiefojiji tell her ohh

Besides as if u don't want to know about d hot guys sef

hot guys ke ... it is well with u ooo

sharliz:
sweet xup

Am doing well nd u

GiggsTk:
I'll advice you buy a white tennis that's very free...not oversize o, but one in which your feet can relax without hurting, test it putting on a socks to see how comfortable it is...this is basically coz you'll be in them for a very long time and have to do exercises and parade with them, so they must be extra comfortable.
My toes are very sore now, the shoe Wey I buy Wey free for house don change am for me come tight for camp.

. I can relate to this all my toes aching like kilode it was like my legs decided to grow in camp in other news joined RED CROSS today. RED O........... Platoon 9 won the first match 2day against platoon 1. Platoon 6 ladies won today's volleyball game.... #KWARAKOPA

where are my fellow ondo corpers ooo? camp opens tomorrow

Haychay:


Thank God that they have payed me my alawee in advance, so that's taking care of

As for time .....No shaking ,

P.s y0rmee has even stepped down , I haf bribed everybody fa

We have a new sheriff in town. I hope u won't be a tyrant

mlanreh:


Am doing well nd u

m fyn too... awz home

mlanreh:


We have a new sheriff in town. I hope u won't be a tyrant

No ohhh, as long as u pay yr dues , No problem

sharliz:
hot guys ke ... it is well with u ooo

For u na, u knw dat y0rmee has left u for camp, who will fill that vacant spot

Haychay:

Naso....I dy feel people lyk u na
What state do u have in mind tho

lol... edo or cross river ooo

u?

habbyy03:


lol... edo or cross river ooo


u?

Wow..Edo where I went to school, its a nice place tho, depending on the area


Lagos all the way

Haychay:


Wow..Edo where I went to school, its a nice place tho, depending on the area


Lagos all the way

Lagos is cool na.

may God grant ur wish man!!

tell me abt edo galz na

chiefojiji:

it's not yet over until it is over!


2000 page's will be accomplished.
I'll start posting jargon soon

you go tey there?

mlanreh:


Chisos all for y0rmee #i stand with me and my self alone ooo cos this bloody part wey u mention, I know say no be moi moi to plan coup. it gonna take time and money

You dey mind that Haychay? Me no kuku dey totally ghostmode. Activities just plenty for me here ne! Girls sef never allow person rest...

Na only that lights out time me dey use una posts do night devotion before I sleep ne!

Where do I even start from?

DAY 1

Mumsy suddenly called me, saying she was already waiting for me at the park. I was like "mogbe! this woman is definitely gonna fall my hand today!" I carried just two bags - a laptop bag and a backpack (well, not forgetting to take along my cooler and cup). On sighting her, the first statement she made was that I wasn't prepared at all. She had to force me to buy buckets, rubber sandals and others at the park, while other "Prospective otondos" were watching. Just had to play by her "motherly wahala", until she brought out a Ghana must go bag out of the blues so I can load all the luggage inside. i seriously felt like I was packing over to my newly married bride's house.

Iseyin camp, Oyo state... here I come!

Fast forward, we got on camp. It was the serving NYSC marshals that checked if we had out callup letters with us. After the check, the lady asked us to place out luggage on our heads then start jugging to the main gate. I was like "another mogbe!" The distance was quite fa, yet we had to jug through. At that moment, I blessed my mum for forcing me to have all my luggage in one Ghana must go bag.

We successfully got through the unexpected race, and next was a security check. They only asked if I was on drugs, if I drink and other related questions. No one even bothered to check my luggage. At that point, I started regretting not carrying my dearest laptop along.

Next, we were to be give a preorientation. But instead, the soldiers had us sit in the sun while an earlier batch of PCMs were being given given another preorientation. Then I knew I was in for THIS.

We got out of that sunny massage then had our preorientation, proceeded to the "exotic" accommodation prepared for us. All was set then I proceeded for official camp registration. That was swift. No issues.


I pause here. Part two coming soon.

mi o le wa ku

y0rmee:



You dey mind that Haychay? Me no kuku dey totally ghostmode. Activities just plenty for me here ne! Girls sef never allow person rest...

Na only that lights out time me dey use una posts do night devotion before I sleep ne!

I understand camp can be so stressful, your monniyi z here waiting for u ooo so no mind those gals out there. as for Haychay no mind am ooo me I got ur back #Operation Taking over when y0rmee returns from camp.

Haychay:

No ohhh, as long as u pay yr dues , No problem

y0rmee z back as for the dues let take from other and share 50/50%

mlanreh:


I understand camp can be so stressful, your monniyi z here waiting for u ooo so no mind those gals out there. as for Haychay no mind am ooo me I got ur back #Operation Taking over when y0rmee returns from camp.

Hehehe!


Thanchus! No worries, af prepared 72 virgins for you on ma return!

Dotman2210:

You welcome bro,the documents needed for camp registration are Call-up letter,green card,School ID,and Certificate or SOR with atleast 5copies of each,you will later submit a file at your platoon starting from the day of swearing and it must contain original call up letter,original green card,certificate/sor(photocopies),four passport,oath of allegiance and certificate format,the last two will be given in camp,dont forget to take along atleast 8passport too,we had our swearing in today and welcome party is going down now

molte grazie