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Memo To All Wives!! by soberdrunk(m): 2:51pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
I am vexing so i will write this anyhow........ Dear wives, the type of food you package for your husband to bring to work says a lot about you and encourages/discourages single men like me to get married. If you know you cannot cook good food then package "snacks" or just allow your husband to eat in the company restaurant. How can you package "yam and palm oil" for your husband to bring to work, his he a village juju? Ps-to all of you that will come and say its "none of my buisnes", it became my business when her husband(my senior colleague) insisted i enjoy "home cooked" meal with him 6 Likes |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Nobody: 2:59pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Lol was he complaining? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by AuroraB(f): 3:33pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
1bkaye:He may not have complained but what made him invite omolomo to join him at it He no try...he for hide chop that kain thing 6 Likes |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Nobody: 3:35pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
AuroraB:Lool 1 Like |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by AuroraB(f): 3:42pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
1bkaye: Hilarious |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by ifyalways(f): 5:48pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Lool Nld. But what if that is what the man wants at that particular day ( I crave for yam, palm oil and pepper sometimes) or its what they can afford? One tuber of yam is 500, bottle of red oil 1000 so yam and oil is not by any means a poor man's meal anymore. Dear OP and fellow nagmen , you can't drop "crayfish" chop money and expect "chicken soup". Cause and effect 17 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by inemani: 5:52pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Like what most NL boys say in cases like this, "Mind your business!" 3 Likes |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by DBestDoc(f): 6:27pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
ifyalways:Please, is the emboldened for real or a mistake? 1k for a bottle of palm oil? |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Nobody: 7:22pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Lols. Sorry ehn. For her to package it and he carried it to work (willingly), it was probably his choice. Once again, mind your business. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Nobody: 7:35pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
LOL@ Yam and palm oil. I have no idea why but the mention of palm oil makes me remember those èbó one finds in roundabouts. ... As Ifyalways said, “You can't drop crayfish chop-money and expect chicken soup” Ifyalways, biko, are you a philosopher? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by soberdrunk(m): 7:40pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
AuroraB: Thank you 'plenty' much ooo!! How will our chief accountant "insist" i eat and i will now say no? Before you know it, somebodys salary/allowances will now be delaying... 4 Likes |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by soberdrunk(m): 7:45pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
DarkRebel101: You gerrit"! In 2016, in a 'porshe" office, somebody will now be bringing 'ebo' like meal to the office. Ps- I am very certain it has absolutely nothing to do with money because the guy earns big, its either a lazy wife or a wife that cant cook. 1 Like |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by ifyalways(f): 8:01pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
DBestDoc:No. Was sold for that price 3 weeks ago (2 liters or big Eva bottle) but I learnt it's now sold for btw 500-800 depending on location. |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by ifyalways(f): 8:09pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
DarkRebel101: Food philosopher |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by DBestDoc(f): 8:45pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
ifyalways: Okay. I pray things get better. |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by AuroraB(f): 9:22pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
soberdrunk:Did you share in this meal, perchance |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by soberdrunk(m): 9:48pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
AuroraB: Choice i had no |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Cuddlebugie(f): 11:17pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Dear Op, the kind of thread you create says a lot about you and discourages single ladies to get married to your ilk....... How can you be 'vexing' over stuffs that are of little or no import? Yeah, the man brought yam and palm oil to the office and ate it, innit?........ Times are hard, my dear.. There are people who have no inkling when and where their next meal will come from. I'm sure the wife won't 'decorate' the yam with palm oil if there was another alternative. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by frostylook: 11:54pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
ifyalways: Palm oil is #1200-#1300 currently. That's what I got as at last weekend. It is well 2 Likes |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Nobody: 12:19am On Nov 30, 2016 |
The man was contended with what he had ... You could have rejected his offer Stop complaining and let the yam and oil digest in peace 5 Likes |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Twaci(f): 12:21am On Nov 30, 2016 |
Diddyydiva:Just what I wanted to say Have been trying to reach you on IG 1 Like |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Nobody: 12:22am On Nov 30, 2016 |
Twaci:Abi ... Who forced him? Been long I checked my IG... Will do that now |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Twaci(f): 12:24am On Nov 30, 2016 |
Diddyydiva:Okay, thanks |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by mitchyy(f): 12:46am On Nov 30, 2016 |
One of my husband's favourite meals is Yam and palm oil. Give him fried egg or beans or vegetable to eat the yam and he'll still ask for the palm oil. So its probably what the man loves. Besides, we are in recession. Who knows if that is what they could afford? 4 Likes |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by AuroraB(f): 2:00am On Nov 30, 2016 |
soberdrunk:I can imagine |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Nancy2016: 2:29am On Nov 30, 2016 |
soberdrunk: This is so funny. I will forward it to my husband and siblings. |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by cococandy(f): 4:55am On Nov 30, 2016 |
ifyalways: 1 Like |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by cococandy(f): 4:59am On Nov 30, 2016 |
I bought two tubers of yam that were tiny like a baby's leg for $30 the other day. OP pls I don't know what you're saying. |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Nobody: 5:08am On Nov 30, 2016 |
I'm craving yam and oil now 1 Like |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by VickyRotex(f): 5:30am On Nov 30, 2016 |
Just 3 prayers. 1.I hope your Senior Colleague is on Nairaland. 2. I hope he sees this thread. 3. I hope for 1 and 2. 4 Likes |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by Nobody: 9:26am On Nov 30, 2016 |
cococandy: You don't seem to get the joke. The contents of most of those sacrifices that Sango, Esu or Ogun worshippers place in Nigerian roundabouts are usually eggs smeared with lots of palm oil. Hence the OP's reference to it. 4 Likes |
Re: Memo To All Wives!! by YUNGLURD(m): 11:15am On Nov 30, 2016 |
That awkward moment when the palm oil drops on his white shirt while eating 4 Likes |
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