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How To Cheat Successfully. by Ifakiland(m): 9:36pm On Dec 07, 2016
I know uve got that gf u love so damn much, but hey we love pawpaw, doesn't mean we won't mind fruit salad....cheating isn't as difficult as people paint it to be, u just need to av d following skills:
A) Good memory.
B) Ruthlessness
C) Be charming. Got all dis ur good to go, the following are rules to follow;

1) Never allow d side chick know ur gf or even see her pix or know her name.

2) You are single...if she ask how u broke up, tell her she catholic and won't wanna leave her church after wedding...(works everytime)

3) Never allow her take a pix with u, for no reason shuld u allow dis.

4) Never take her to d same eatery/hotel/house u take ur gf to.

5) Always remember Deir names, dat where good memory comes in.

6) Don't stay too long with her, wen ure done forking her, form a fight and end her and get anoda side chick.

7) Introduce her to only ur innermost friends....never introduce her to family for no reason.

cool Always use a condom.

9) Never fall in love.

10) Fork her well.

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Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by herzern1(m): 9:38pm On Dec 07, 2016

Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by Nobody: 9:40pm On Dec 07, 2016
Despite all this how to what not advice ...they get caught.
Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by Nobody: 9:41pm On Dec 07, 2016
Ifakiland:
I know uve got that gf u love so damn much, but hey we love pawpaw, doesn't mean we won't mind fruit salad....cheating isn't as difficult as people paint it to be, u just need to av d following skills:
A) Good memory.
B) Ruthlessness
C) Be charming. Got all dis ur good to go, the following are rules to follow;

1) Never allow d side chick know ur gf or even see her pix or know her name.

2) You are single...if she ask how u broke up, tell her she catholic and won't wanna leave her church after wedding...(works everytime)

3) Never allow her take a pix with u, for no reason shuld u allow dis.

4) Never take her to d same eatery/hotel/house u take ur gf to.

5) Always remember Deir names, dat where good memory comes in.

6) Don't stay too long with her, wen ure done forking her, form a fight and end her and get anoda side chick.

7) Introduce her to only ur innermost friends....never introduce her to family for no reason.

cool Always use a condom.

9) Never fall in love.

10) Fork her well.
Those so called innermost friends are the ones that tell the main girl he is cheating on you!
Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by falconey(m): 9:46pm On Dec 07, 2016
*savepage
Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by Mimzyy(f): 9:51pm On Dec 07, 2016
undecided

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Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by Aniker(f): 9:53pm On Dec 07, 2016
Dude is actually teaching on how to cheat.. Wow
Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by Ifakiland(m): 10:24pm On Dec 07, 2016
Aniker:
Dude is actually teaching on how to cheat.. Wow
Ofcourse u know I won't cheat on u!
Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by Aniker(f): 10:26pm On Dec 07, 2016
Ifakiland:

Ofcourse u know I won't cheat on u!
Yea I know so much.. It can never be possible
Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by obinna58(m): 10:50pm On Dec 07, 2016
Hahahaha this one go pain ladies
Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by Tyviv(f): 11:45pm On Dec 07, 2016
lipsrsealed
Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by Calculux95: 3:30am On Dec 08, 2016
Ifakiland:
I know uve got that gf u love so damn much, but hey we love pawpaw, doesn't mean we won't mind fruit salad....cheating isn't as difficult as people paint it to be, u just need to av d following skills:
A) Good memory.
B) Ruthlessness
C) Be charming. Got all dis ur good to go, the following are rules to follow;

1) Never allow d side chick know ur gf or even see her pix or know her name.

2) You are single...if she ask how u broke up, tell her she catholic and won't wanna leave her church after wedding...(works everytime)

3) Never allow her take a pix with u, for no reason shuld u allow dis.

4) Never take her to d same eatery/hotel/house u take ur gf to.

5) Always remember Deir names, dat where good memory comes in.

6) Don't stay too long with her, wen ure done forking her, form a fight and end her and get anoda side chick.

7) Introduce her to only ur innermost friends....never introduce her to family for no reason.

cool Always use a condom.

9) Never fall in love.I

10) Fork her well.

Another psychopath on the loose
Re: How To Cheat Successfully. by firstking01(m): 7:39am On Dec 08, 2016
I won't endorse this thread.

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