Aderola15:

Nothing jhor, what I did for a crush? Went to church because of him

royalemperors:

Oga make you relax, which one be your own sef?

judefcc:
chaii , make pep no hear you

judefcc:
oya na whats the bet, pls make it juicy

judefcc:
uefalona ole people , the day messi go retire , i go host bash all his enemies

PabloOmoEscobar:
wetin I do?
I didn't even quote him. He did first. Go through the convo

Benita27:
Now you're speaking up.

Mayhorz:

Nah...Wasnt available...We won nah

judefcc:
uefalona ole people , the day messi go retire , i go host bash all his enemies

royalemperors:

Oga I saw it all, support his minister instead, that's what men do.

Mayhorz:

Hmm..you're right..but their main striker's absence is also part of their problem

Aniker:
can you go out? If Chelsea win we see a movie, if they don't.. You buy me pizza and they deliver it to my place,.. Bet?

Mayhorz:

Lol..Oga if e sure for you make you carry ur head come

yorhmienerd:
Match was boring like hell! You know chelshit dare not come Barca side

judefcc:
sure tot you changed oya come boo boo





laugh small

PabloOmoEscobar:
ok

PabloOmoEscobar:
Keep using your archaic pickup lines

judefcc:
my head dey there so that cheat called messi when be like who them build for game

Ginaz:


Lol, I can never be fat. Ain't in my body. But you will get fat though, I can see it from your eyes.

saintCaligula:
[b]I was crushing on this Lady that won the most beautiful girl in our school..
she was popular and men, lecturers all crave for her attention, there were lot of gifts like phones, money and even cars from rich guys and men that want her..
i was just a poor, gentle guy with only 15,000 naira in my bank account...
i like her but how i will get her seems impossible...
so i took my destiny into my hands..
i went to a birthday party that she herself attended...
so i sat on my chair and told my friend kelvin to go to her table and tell her that I'm calling her..
My friend looked at me and was like.. prosper you OK?..
Richer guys are on their knees daily begging her for a relationship and me a broke guy wants her to leave her table..
well when my friend saw that i was serious, he went to her table and told her that a young guy over there sent for her, she looked at me, i smile and wave at her, to the surprise of my friends and her friends, she got up and walked to my table, well we talked, she smiled, i made her laugh, i told her the truth, that i like her and i know rich guys want her..
well to cut the story Short, i became very close to her, dated her, i deflowered her, i was like a king amongst my friends..
Untill she left for studies in USA after graduation...
Believe in yourself, everything is possible [/b]

Aniker:
Lol if it's not made up.. Then that's so adorable

KissChrix:




She laughed at my dry joke

judefcc:
the bet favor you jor i am in Ph , if chelsea wins , we will go out and you pay, if chelsea loses we will go out with your friends and i will pay, if you no dey ph and chelsea lose i will send you airtime

Mama d mama! I raise Beyoncé's hand for you.

Diddyydiva:
I collected his number from his friend and called him...... The rest nah history





I go for what I want

royalemperors:

wetin they worry this one, why those stvpid girls kinda reply, OK?

Mayhorz:

Hahahahahaha...the arsenal wey u dey hate..no be them dash you 3..hahahahahahaha

PabloOmoEscobar:
Wow! You must be related to a certain Lai Mohamed. Are you?

prettythicksme:
If u like call it made up or make up.My kids r now big boys. and we r doing fine.

royalemperors:

wetin they worry this one, why those stvpid girls kinda reply, OK?

Free the sissy, we don't fight with girls

Tafari1:
Ok, I hear
You can go and die already

Aniker:
Lol not bet.. Let's see what happens though.. I don't like soccer, but I'll watch how they'll lose

makydebbie: