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Before And After by EmmyMaestro(m): 11:25pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Before Sex Boy : Baby Are You Ready ? Girl : Yes Am Ready Love We Have Been Waiting For This For 4 Years Now. Boy : Yes We Have Love. Girl : Promise Me You Won't leave Me After Taking My Virginity. Boy : I Promise My Love. Girl : Okay Love So We Going To Use A Condom ? Boy : Love i Trust You And You Trust Me Don't See A Reason For Us To Use A Condom. Girl : Yes Love I Trust You. Boy : Are You Sure You Ready Love Girl : Yes Am Ready Boo. . (*10 Mins later, After Sex*) . Boy : Wow That Was Great Love. Girl : Yes Love It Was Great But Am In Pain Now. Boy : Sorry Love you Have To Be In Pain Cause It Was Your First Time. Girl : Okay Love Hope Second Time It Won't be Painful. Boy : Nah Love Second Time It Won't Be Painful. Girl : Okay . (*Few Days Later*) . Girl : Babe Am Pregnant. Boy : You What ? Girl : ( Crying )Am Pregnant. (The Boy Didn't Say Anything For 5 Minutes Then He Got Up And Went To His Room And Got Back After 15 Minutes) Boy : ( On His Knees ) I Have Been Waiting For This Day For 3 Years So Will You Make Me The Happiest Man In The World Will You Please Marry Me ? Girl : (Crying) Yes I Will Marry You Boy : Wow Thank You Love I love You So Much. Girl : I Love You Too My Future Husband. . (9 Months later The girl gave Birth To Two Beautiful Baby Girls.) . *A Year later they got married* ... ALL OF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BREAK HER HEART !! !! . *NOT ALL MEN ARE THE SAME! . LADIES DO YOU GET THAT? . MEN DO YOU AGREE? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Before And After by herzern(m): 11:28pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 11:36pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
okay 1 Like |
Re: Before And After by mofeoluwadassah: 11:37pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 11:38pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
10 minutes.... 1 Like |
Re: Before And After by Horlohlah: 11:42pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Okay...that was unexpected |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 11:42pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Masikay:to? |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 11:44pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
1 Like |
Re: Before And After by CrEaToRmalden(m): 11:49pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
I don't wan tu laff |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 11:50pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Masikay:Too small? |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 11:52pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
PabloOmoEscobar: Yes na |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 11:52pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Masikay:oh! Tell me something. How long is long enough? |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 11:57pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
PabloOmoEscobar: Do Yu have sex for just 10 minutes Centaur? |
Re: Before And After by FleetAdmiral(m): 11:57pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Op please wake up...you have drooled all over the sofa |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 11:58pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
Masikay:who's centar? 1 Like |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 12:04am On Dec 11, 2016 |
PabloOmoEscobar: Hmm.. Okay. |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 12:05am On Dec 11, 2016 |
Masikay:so tell me, how long is long enough? |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 12:07am On Dec 11, 2016 |
PabloOmoEscobar: Yea.. I'd rather not discuss my preferences in a public forum. Actually, I'd rather not discuss it at all. |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 12:10am On Dec 11, 2016 |
Masikay:This is not about you. It's about something general; sexxx. How long is long enough for good sexx? |
Re: Before And After by mizzbouqui(f): 12:39am On Dec 11, 2016 |
Re: Before And After by firstking01(m): 4:08am On Dec 11, 2016 |
Hrmmmm |
Re: Before And After by Stinond82(m): 9:09am On Dec 11, 2016 |
PabloOmoEscobar:Masikay even in porn movies they dont have have sex up to 30mins. So u feel 10mins is to small? Even d girl is she not human? Abi na intimacy gadget u ma bleep? If they put u to d test now u wont last 2mins...... |
Re: Before And After by eph12(m): 9:14am On Dec 11, 2016 |
That's how you know virgins. See someone saying 10mins. Na porn u dey act that you're looking for 30mins? Haba! Better no let those porn videos deceive you. |
Re: Before And After by Nobody: 9:52am On Dec 11, 2016 |
Stinond82:lol. She ran |
Re: Before And After by CentaurXXV: 1:42pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
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