I went on a date recently with a girl,and when I asked if she will be my girlfriend,she said am too handsome for her to keep as boyfriend

Yeah sure Mine said I'm too rich to be her boyfriend

Yeah...mine said i'm too nice, kind, loyal, faithful and honest...

No...

Mine said no cuz i have a big d...

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I have no idea cos I have no date

And it made it to front page
maka why

Bronz:
I went on a date recently with a girl,and when I asked if she will be my girlfriend,she said am too handsome for her to keep as boyfriend

Re u d one on dat dp?

Mine said am too hot tempered, to have as a boyfriend

Lmao.. Many ladies don't deserve nice guys.

learnt this many years ago.(not personal experience though

Hahaah

She said I'm also too handsome for her especially my eyez that she can't deal with it

Im too gentle

How this topic tk make front page

samincredible44:
Mine said no cuz i have a big d...

so u don't put on boxers when ur date is around...Issokay

Bronz:
I went on a date recently with a girl,and when I asked if she will be my girlfriend,she said am too handsome for her to keep as boyfriend

lol.

that's a polite of saying "you ain't her spec".

Bronz:
I went on a date recently with a girl,and when I asked if she will be my girlfriend,she said am too handsome for her to keep as boyfriend

No vex oo... Na you dey your profile picture?

Mine said she dont like my banana island palace that she prefer idi oro i bind her in the name of amadioha

potolistic:
How this topic tk make front page

cus Lala is in the mood to read the lies people tell tonight...and he won't be disappointed..

Okay seen

lolls

Mine said am ladies man.

Bronz:
I went on a date recently with a girl,and when I asked if she will be my girlfriend,she said am too handsome for her to keep as boyfriend

You sef know that the gal must be joking judging from the d.p...

haywire07:

Re u d one on dat dp?

dont mind dat mumu. if he is the definition of being handsome, i will rather be ugly

yes.

she said my dick is too big after the Lady embarrassed me that Sunday afternoon


she didn't even allowed the thing to enter before she push me

mine cos I'm a devoted Muslim.. and she's a Muslim too oo