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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Fairgodwin(m): 10:38am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz: The.. |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by zicoswagg(m): 10:38am On Dec 15, 2016 |
You want your news to be on front page?. Look no further Just start up anything about MMM and it will skyrocket Wailers Everywhere 1 Like
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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by wakes: 10:39am On Dec 15, 2016 |
No be small thing! |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by KingAfo(m): 10:39am On Dec 15, 2016 |
sod09:its already broken |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by dingbang(m): 10:40am On Dec 15, 2016 |
doctors are happy because mmm is booming their business sai mmm 2 Likes |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by MzzAmiable(f): 10:41am On Dec 15, 2016 |
prettythicksme:Money Making Machine |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by jchuchu(m): 10:42am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Nt again Eblyk say topics don finish for nairaland? Na dis mmm juz dey trend, e never do una ehn Wt do u guys juz gain frm dis? Na so so laf una juz dey laf 1 Like |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:42am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by HRich(m): 10:43am On Dec 15, 2016 |
And that moment when I refused to join and the thing clashed 4 Likes
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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by LEXYCOM: 10:44am On Dec 15, 2016 |
I beg, one month never reach? 1 Like |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Hormenah97(m): 10:45am On Dec 15, 2016 |
boman2014: Epic response 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by fortunechy(m): 10:47am On Dec 15, 2016 |
TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SINGLE
LADIES!!!
1. Never fail To Give Your Life To
Christ Before Marriage. A Marriage
Without Christ Is Bound To
Experience Marital Crisis.
2. Never fail to pray before saying yes
to a man.
Don't be in a hurry to get married. If
you rush in, you may rush out with a
lot of injuries.
3. Discover Your Purpose before
marriage.
Go To School Or Learn A Trade. Don't
wait for a man before you start living.
Add value to yourself.
4. Don't run after a man because of
his money, cars, connection, position,
talent, or family background. Marry a
man base on the conviction of the
Holy Spirit and Love.
5. Develop a healthy eating habit.
Don't be too fat that single men begin
to think you are married.
6. Dress well: First Impression counts.
Don't expose any of your private part
for men to see otherwise you will only
attract a player not a responsible man
7. Don't beg or force a man to marry
you.
You are too precious to do that. And
don't try to hook and keep a guy with
sex or unwanted pregnancy. Many
ladies who do that end up in shame
and regrets.
8. Your character is your marriage.
It makes a man want to spend the rest
of his life with you. So Work on your
character. Beauty is not everything. If
it is all you have, you'll lose your
place to someone more beautiful and
more matured than you.
9. Never fail to learn how to cook
good food.
Men usually love a woman who feed
them with good food because one of
the easiest way to a man's heart is
through good food.
10. Never fail to read at least 20 books
on marriage before your wedding.
The marriage you don't prepare for
will confuse you when you get there.
Attend marriage seminar and
premarital counselling before
marriage. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Nobody: 10:49am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:#Savage |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by zikter(m): 10:49am On Dec 15, 2016 |
thank goodness I didn't join with all the persuasions from peeps at work. something that is too easy like this is bound to end tragically. moreover I could not bear enriching my self from fellow citizens hard earned cash. knowing fully well that the scheme is never sustainable and while others will smile to the bank, others will finally cry. wish u all well but try to invest wisely especially with systems like mmm 1 Like |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by BecomeALandLord(m): 10:50am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz: My dear! You are on point! U took the words out of my mouth! 3 Likes |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by gazmaths(m): 10:50am On Dec 15, 2016 |
My question to those claiming we lost billions of Naira to this scheme is that, do they know who we lost the money to? Because the money is not going into only one person account. You are not also paying in dollars but naira. The money is still within the country. The person I provided help to last is from Ekiti, we even spoke Yoruba together. This scheme has no negative effect on Nigeria economy. Ask pple to educate u on this if u know little about it. 2 Likes |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by nwadiuko1(m): 10:50am On Dec 15, 2016 |
We no go hear word agan? 2 Likes
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Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by ibnquasale(m): 10:51am On Dec 15, 2016 |
AnodaIT: You are one of the problems of this country. The educated mind is supposed to properly enlightened the so called feeble ones and not take advantage of them. Most people want to live in advanced and sane countries and communities, but our attitude and way of thinking is purely crude and unrefined; and it's certain that the best place for them to live is a country like Nigeria. Crushed, froze, or forzen; MMM is a fraud and even if they start paying again, it's still a fraud! If only we had one voice to condemn this shit from the beginning... 3 Likes |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Pylony(m): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:No be only pepper soup education, this one na ginger soup sef |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by uchennamani(m): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:Exactly. Chicken education |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Layooluwa(f): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2016 |
God, see traffic |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Nobody: 10:54am On Dec 15, 2016 |
mmmites |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by pmc01(m): 10:54am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz: Sexkillz baba- the real Jagaban of Nairaland. Keep keeping it real. Hope you got married to Ogugua eventually? 2 Likes |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by ibnquasale(m): 10:55am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Sexxkillz: Obviously, he's both! 2 Likes |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Nobody: 10:56am On Dec 15, 2016 |
MMM is for Maga Maga Magum |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Nobody: 10:56am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Haniel18:I dey tell you. He wants to prove he is completely educated hahahahahahahahahaha. Anger na bastard. |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Pylony(m): 10:56am On Dec 15, 2016 |
jchuchu:We're laughing at the stone ears ppl no gree say e go collapse one day as you can see am still Laughing. |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by uncleade(m): 10:57am On Dec 15, 2016 |
AnodaIT: You must be cra.zy, you are not in your right senses. 1 Like |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by Girlbestfriend(f): 10:58am On Dec 15, 2016 |
MMM has crashed in other countries of the world. please u solicitors should name 10 of those countries. let's name 20 where MMM is thriving. cos I don't know what's you peoples business, crying more than the bereaved |
Re: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by jamesharryson(m): 11:00am On Dec 15, 2016 |
ibnquasale: Whatever rubbish anyone likes to talk about mmm, feel free to say it. But I must tell u this. I will never regret being part of mmm. No! Not in this life or in the life to come! By May this year I had no plan or even hope of being a landlord but now, I am proud to say it, I have a car of my own and a land of my own. Thanks to MMM. Learn to mind your business and stop taking paracetamol on another man's headache 1 Like |
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