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Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by JoyTracy(f): 11:32am On Dec 15, 2016
Get your tongue ready fellas.

Today, we’re going to get down
and dirty… that’s right kids, I’m
going to be sharing some damn
good MouthAction tips for men, that I
believe EVERY guy should be using.
For those of you who don’t like
going down on women (shame on
you) look away now.
Before I get into the “how-to’s” I
want to make one thing very clear:

Don’t do it like the pornstars!
The worst thing you can do is take
advice from porn. Not only are they
doing it wrong, but they’re actually
doing it wrong on purpose so the
cameras can film the action.
Seriously, it’s called “milking it”.

NOTE: If you want to give MouthAction
One more quick thing, you need to
make sure you reinforce positive
comments: Some women will be
self conscious, so you must let her
know you love going down on her
and that she tastes really good.
Ok, let’s get started on the “how-
to’s” then.

HOW TO GO DOWN ON HER


1. TAKE YOUR TIME
Don’t just go straight for the clit
like most guys do, it’s a little too
eager and doesn’t have any
element of sexual tension which as
you know is key to making her
orgasm.
Begin by kissing lightly and licking
all around the pussy, spend a few
minutes doing this until she is
squirming for you to go further.


2. LICK JUST BENEATH THE CLIT
After kissing and licking around the
vagina, you then need to begin
softly and slowly licking the area
just beneath her clit
(use both
hands to spread her vagina lips).

This area is very sensitive, you can
also lick all the way up from the
base of the pussy to the top, but
being careful not to touch the clit
just yet.

3. STIMULATE THE CLIT
Continue by sucking on her clit in a
gentle way, your mouth
movements should just like you’re
half way through biting an apple
and you’re trying to save the juices
from running down your chin
(sounds silly, but it works).
Another way to describe how your
tongue and mouth should look is
(mouth = slightly open) and
(tongue = making a half pipe
shape). Your entire mouth should
be covering her clit.
Make up, down and sideways
movements with your tongue
whilst your mouth is fully covering
the clit.
Kick it up a notch by groaning a
little, this will do two things (1)
make her think that you’re really
enjoying eating her out and (2)
give her a vibrating sensation on
her clit which will maximise the
pleasure.

4. LINGER THAT FINGER
By now she should have orgasmed,
if she hasn’t then don’t worry she’ll
be very close. The next thing you
can do is use your finger to
simulate penetration. What most
guys will do is just straight up
finger the girl, you don’t want to
do this.
You need to take your index finger,
insert it into her vagina and rest it
on the base of the vagina, no
moving back and forth, just leave it
there. This will make it feel as
though she’s getting f*cked.
If you want, you can use the center of gravity
fingering technique that will give
her a squirting orgasm.


BUTT OR NO BUTT?
Some guys will be grossed out by
licking a girls butt, so for all the
adventurous guys out there who
really want to please their
woman… a little butt licking will
feel awesome to the girl, so it’s
always an option. She might not
actually like it either so check first.


DEFINITELY DON’T DO ANY OF
THESE…

Bite her clit – Unless she
specifically says “Please bite my
clit” don’t do it. Remember that
the clitorious is incredibly
sensitive and biting it will be
very painful for her.

Flick her clit – Either with your
tongue or fingers. This will both
feel uncomfortable and very
sensitive.

Go too fast – Dude, you need to
take your time with this. The
longer the better, she will tell
you when she’s had enough.
Stick your tongue in – Another
no no most guys make is by
putting their tongue all the way
in the vagina and licking her
aggressively, this is both not
sexy and not enjoyable for her.
So that’s it dude. Some killer oral
sex tips for men given to me by my
good friend Jason at Orgasm Arts.

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by GentlemanUnltd: 11:49am On Dec 15, 2016
see lecture

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 12:21pm On Dec 15, 2016
SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW SOME GUYS BRING THEMSELVES TO EAT THAT STUFF

THE THOUGHT OF MY MOUTH ON THAT PLACE IS REALLY IRRITATING

MODIFIED:WAIT HOLLUP HOLLUP DO YOU GUYS KNOW YOU CAN CATCH GONORRHEA ON YOUR MOUTH....tufiakwa

AND WITH HERPES FLYING AROUND vagina eating GOD FORBID

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 12:31pm On Dec 15, 2016
AnthonioAlsaid:
SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW SOME GUYS BRING THEMSELVES TO EAT THAT STUFF

THE THOUGHT OF MY MOUTH ON THAT PLACE IS REALLY IRRITATING
will you eat mine?
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 12:34pm On Dec 15, 2016
To dey lick toto no dey our culture taboo tu fia kwa

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by KINGOFJAPAN: 12:35pm On Dec 15, 2016
Yummy
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 12:44pm On Dec 15, 2016
wHyyyyyyyyyY:
will you eat mine?
SORRY I AIN'T GAY

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by chivinera93(f): 12:46pm On Dec 15, 2016
hmm.. just passing..
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 12:54pm On Dec 15, 2016
AnthonioAlsaid:

SORRY I AIN'T GAY
I'm not lesbian either
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 12:58pm On Dec 15, 2016
wHyyyyyyyyyY:
I'm not lesbian either

HMM ALRIGHT--HAVE IT WELL SHAVED AND WAXED AND I MIGHT CONSIDER THE OFFER
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 12:59pm On Dec 15, 2016
AnthonioAlsaid:


HMM ALRIGHT--HAVE IT WELL SHAVED AND WAXED AND I MIGHT CONSIDER THE OFFER
pervert
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 1:02pm On Dec 15, 2016
wHyyyyyyyyyY:
pervert

OLOSHO
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 1:04pm On Dec 15, 2016
I'll eat puke first before i ever think of eating a pussy angry

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 1:10pm On Dec 15, 2016
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by NLjona(m): 1:12pm On Dec 15, 2016
i eat pussy alot... im like a pussy eating god.. put some honey on it and you won't even know its pussy anymore.. tnk me later

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 1:17pm On Dec 15, 2016
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by BlackMbakara1(m): 1:23pm On Dec 15, 2016
NLjona:
i eat pussy alot... im like a pussy eating god.. put some honey on it and you won't even know its pussy anymore.. tnk me later

Isi ewu thgs, brings d woman to action...
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Cunninlinguist: 1:26pm On Dec 15, 2016
Hmmmm

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by dingbang(m): 1:28pm On Dec 15, 2016
mimzyy do u like this? cheesy
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 1:31pm On Dec 15, 2016
JoyTracy:
Get your tongue ready fellas.

Today, we’re going to get down
and dirty… that’s right kids, I’m
going to be sharing some damn
good MouthAction tips for men, that I
believe EVERY guy should be using.
For those of you who don’t like
going down on women (shame on
you) look away now.
Before I get into the “how-to’s” I
want to make one thing very clear:

Don’t do it like the pornstars!
The worst thing you can do is take
advice from porn. Not only are they
doing it wrong, but they’re actually
doing it wrong on purpose so the
cameras can film the action.
Seriously, it’s called “milking it”.

NOTE: If you want to give MouthAction
One more quick thing, you need to
make sure you reinforce positive
comments: Some women will be
self conscious, so you must let her
know you love going down on her
and that she tastes really good.
Ok, let’s get started on the “how-
to’s” then.

HOW TO GO DOWN ON HER


1. TAKE YOUR TIME
Don’t just go straight for the clit
like most guys do, it’s a little too
eager and doesn’t have any
element of sexual tension which as
you know is key to making her
orgasm.
Begin by kissing lightly and licking
all around the pussy, spend a few
minutes doing this until she is
squirming for you to go further.


2. LICK JUST BENEATH THE CLIT
After kissing and licking around the
vagina, you then need to begin
softly and slowly licking the area
just beneath her clit
(use both
hands to spread her vagina lips).

This area is very sensitive, you can
also lick all the way up from the
base of the pussy to the top, but
being careful not to touch the clit
just yet.

3. STIMULATE THE CLIT
Continue by sucking on her clit in a
gentle way, your mouth
movements should just like you’re
half way through biting an apple
and you’re trying to save the juices
from running down your chin
(sounds silly, but it works).
Another way to describe how your
tongue and mouth should look is
(mouth = slightly open) and
(tongue = making a half pipe
shape). Your entire mouth should
be covering her clit.
Make up, down and sideways
movements with your tongue
whilst your mouth is fully covering
the clit.
Kick it up a notch by groaning a
little, this will do two things (1)
make her think that you’re really
enjoying eating her out and (2)
give her a vibrating sensation on
her clit which will maximise the
pleasure.

4. LINGER THAT FINGER
By now she should have orgasmed,
if she hasn’t then don’t worry she’ll
be very close. The next thing you
can do is use your finger to
simulate penetration. What most
guys will do is just straight up
finger the girl, you don’t want to
do this.
You need to take your index finger,
insert it into her vagina and rest it
on the base of the vagina, no
moving back and forth, just leave it
there. This will make it feel as
though she’s getting f*cked.
If you want, you can use the center of gravity
fingering technique that will give
her a squirting orgasm.


BUTT OR NO BUTT?
Some guys will be grossed out by
licking a girls butt, so for all the
adventurous guys out there who
really want to please their
woman… a little butt licking will
feel awesome to the girl, so it’s
always an option. She might not
actually like it either so check first.


DEFINITELY DON’T DO ANY OF
THESE…

Bite her clit – Unless she
specifically says “Please bite my
clit” don’t do it. Remember that
the clitorious is incredibly
sensitive and biting it will be
very painful for her.

Flick her clit – Either with your
tongue or fingers. This will both
feel uncomfortable and very
sensitive.

Go too fast – Dude, you need to
take your time with this. The
longer the better, she will tell
you when she’s had enough.
Stick your tongue in – Another
no no most guys make is by
putting their tongue all the way
in the vagina and licking her
aggressively, this is both not
sexy and not enjoyable for her.
So that’s it dude. Some killer oral
sex tips for men given to me by my
good friend Jason at Orgasm Arts.
now that you have revealed all my secret to bonking these ladies and keeping them, now they'll all go back to their boyfriends and teach them how to do what they cannot which I alone could do to them...why u pour sand for ma garri nah eeh joytracy


Modifie: u even left something out...if you know what it is, pls don't say it...keep it to urself abeg! cry

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by SadSongz: 1:41pm On Dec 15, 2016
I am not understanding
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 1:44pm On Dec 15, 2016
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 1:50pm On Dec 15, 2016
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by penisget6packs: 2:01pm On Dec 15, 2016
IRANU..abasha
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Xcoo(m): 2:08pm On Dec 15, 2016
chivinera93:
hmm.. just passing..
jus passing...and u ar Hot already
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Fidelismaria: 2:20pm On Dec 15, 2016
coool



but can i bite d vagina lips grin grin
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by jeff1607(m): 3:06pm On Dec 15, 2016
dats so EWWWWWWWW lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 3:39pm On Dec 15, 2016
I love dis op.make i book space quick
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Nobody: 3:59pm On Dec 15, 2016
Eating pussy is a must to me..very important..i cant make love to a girl without first eating her pussy..tho not every girl is clean on the love below,it all comes down to the kind of girls u associate with.. P.s..if u dont eat your girls pussy,another man will..

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by schumastic(m): 4:16pm On Dec 15, 2016
HMMM, NICE WRITE UP AND NO COMMET
Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by Theoritical(m): 5:20pm On Dec 15, 2016
AnthonioAlsaid:


HMM ALRIGHT--HAVE IT WELL SHAVED AND WAXED AND I MIGHT CONSIDER THE OFFER
u 4ked up. grin insincerity is the first key to weakness. U really gullfed

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Re: Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by benurch(m): 5:21pm On Dec 15, 2016
Disgusting!!!!!

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