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How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ITEKEM: 7:27pm On Dec 16, 2016
Good effects : Masturbation has some beneficial effect on our health. Like reduce prostate cancer risks, remove stress etc etc.

Bad effects : But I am going to told you about some bad effects of masturbation. You can read about it on the internet ,that masturbation is healthy. Most people just tell you lies about it, and other do notknow about it.

Here I am not going to tell you if masturbation is healthy or not, here I am going to tell you about hurtful effects of masturbation and all the information is based on my knowledge and experience. I got this knowledge by observing other people's life.

1. Effect on body health - Actually Fluid takes 4 to 8 days(varies though) to produce in body and to produce small amount of good quality Fluid you need to eat lot of healthier food, protein and minerals etc. If you do not Erupt your Fluid though sexual activities, it give strength to your body, make your muscles and bones stronger. If you continue waste you Fluid just for fun and enjoy several times in week then it will weaken your health .

2. Effects on bones - If you masturbate (8 to 10 times in week) and continue this habit for long time about six month then this will create harmful effects on your bones. When you masturbate a lot in short amount of time you'll begin to Erupt type of white part of bone which include phosphorus, carbon and other minerals which are extracted from bones. If you masturbate a lot then you feel your knees and elbow joints start to make sound while moving just like very old person.

3. Effect on your face - By the look on a person's face you can tell that how much he masturbate or engages in sexual activities. And even you can tell which hand he uses a lot to masturbate. Those who masturbate a lot their cheeks starts to shrink, narrow and go inside just opposite of chubby. Pimples are natural in young age but those who masturbate, for them pimples and acne create big problems. They increase in numbers and make bigger in size on face. Make spots on face. By that face look ugly. Masturbation also make asymmetric you face for example if person masturbate lot from his right hand then his face will be narrow and asymmetric from right side.

4. Effects on your life- Those who masturbate a lot they're not be able to focus on their work and their social life. They can't able to talk to other people by making eye contact because of lack of confidence. Those who masturbate a lot, try to live lonely and can't be able to live happy. Students with this habit can't focus on study.

5. Effects on buttocks - By looking at a persons butts you can tell how much he or she masturbates. By masturbating lot buttocks goes inside from the side part and by slowly slowly you found that lot part and size of buttocks will be reduce or disappear. It take months to years but he/she can feel that their butts not look like their teen age. (This effect info is little bit awkward and funny but true). They are started to look like IndecentStar's butts.

6. Effect on joystick - Masturbation makes joystick curvy because most of people mostly masturbate by their one favorite hand and that's particular hand's finger grip make his joystick curvy from that particular side. I hope you understand what I am trying to say here. And most of people do not use lubricant during masturbation which also do harmful effect on joystick. Actually God make joystick for vagina and god already provide lot of glands inside wall of vagina. (May be God don't know human will start masturbation from hand otherwise god also provide lube in hand- just kidding).


Read More Here:http://unilagmbok..com.ng/2016/12/the-dangers-of-masturbation.html?m=1
cool wink smiley

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by DonCortino: 7:28pm On Dec 16, 2016
Lies!

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ITEKEM: 7:31pm On Dec 16, 2016
DonCortino:
Lies!

Mastubater SpottedSpotted grin

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by Nobody: 7:31pm On Dec 16, 2016
grin grin


Most comical illiterate yet

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by jawnieJorh(m): 7:32pm On Dec 16, 2016
chai!

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 7:33pm On Dec 16, 2016
Silkmoth33:
grin grin


Most comical illiterate yet
another one spotted

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by Nobody: 7:37pm On Dec 16, 2016
Mojo lord spotted.

If u agree a person gets that from masturbating, den u r indeed a big he-goat. grin
wHyyyyyyyyyY:
another one spotted
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 7:38pm On Dec 16, 2016
Silkmoth33:
Mojo lord spoTted.

If u agree a person gets arthritis from masturbating, den u r indeed a big he-goat. grin
how will I know what you lot get from masturbation?
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by DonCortino: 7:39pm On Dec 16, 2016
ITEKEM:


Mastubater SpottedSpotted grin

So? That's why I can categorically call u a Liar!
And you know it.

And if u disagree that means u are an amature mastubator who has broken his dick while trying to do it. tongue

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ring7(m): 7:49pm On Dec 16, 2016
Ohhhh Na kishuooooo.
Who be dis,i can't stop lagging in jenifas voice.
Don't tell me these what you observe in your body that makes you to come up to conclusion ?
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by torres89: 7:50pm On Dec 16, 2016
all guys masturbates
guys should stop forming
but all these stuffs are lies sha
and if u call me a masturbator
well it takes one to know one
besides remember when u point a finger at someone
the rest four are pointing back at you
quote me and DIE

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by wHyyyyyyyyyY: 8:01pm On Dec 16, 2016
torres89:
all guys masturbates

guys should stop forming

but all these stuffs are lies sha

and if u call me a masturbator

well it takes one to know one

besides remember when u point a finger at someone

the rest four are pointing back at you

quote me and DIE
I don't masturbate
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by jumpandpas(m): 8:13pm On Dec 16, 2016
Let me ask sekundosekundo
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by Johntitus: 8:17pm On Dec 16, 2016
Who masturbation epp?

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ITEKEM: 8:24pm On Dec 16, 2016
torres89:
all guys masturbates

guys should stop forming

but all these stuffs are lies sha

and if u call me a masturbator

well it takes one to know one

besides remember when u point a finger at someone

the rest four are pointing back at you

quote me and DIE


Go and DieDie
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ITEKEM: 8:27pm On Dec 16, 2016
DonCortino:


So? That's why I can categorically call u a Liar!
And you know it.

And if u disagree that means u are an amature mastubator who has broken his dick while trying to do it. tongue



Mumu I know your typetype grin angry
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by kingsman66(m): 8:33pm On Dec 16, 2016
fat lies
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by Haoqi24: 8:58pm On Dec 16, 2016
ITEKEM:
Good effects : Masturbation has some beneficial effect on our health. *Like reduce prostate cancer risks*, remove stress etc etc.

Bad effects : *But I am going to told you about some bad effects of masturbation*. You can read about it on the internet ,that masturbation is healthy. Most people just tell you lies about it, and other do notknow about it.

Here I am not going to tell you if masturbation is healthy or not, here I am going to tell you about hurtful effects of masturbation and all the information is based on my knowledge and experience. (I got this knowledge by observing other people's life.)#LIAR *MORE LIKE PERSONAL*

1. Effect on body health - Actually Fluid takes 4 to 8 days(varies though) to produce in body and to produce small amount of good quality Fluid *you need to eat lot of healthier food*, protein and minerals etc. If you do not Erupt your Fluid though sexual activities, it give strength to your body, make your muscles and bones stronger. If you continue waste you Fluid just for fun and enjoy several times in week then it will weaken your health .

2. Effects on bones - If you masturbate (8 to 10 times in week) and continue this habit for long time about six month then this will create harmful effects on your bones. When you masturbate a lot in short amount of time you'll begin to Erupt type of white part of bone which include phosphorus, carbon and other minerals which are extracted from bones. If you masturbate a lot then you feel your knees and elbow joints start to make sound while moving just like very old person.

3. Effect on your face - By the look on a person's face you can tell that how much he masturbate or engages in sexual activities. And even you can tell which hand he uses a lot to masturbate. Those who masturbate a lot their cheeks starts to shrink, narrow and go inside just opposite of chubby. Pimples are natural in young age but those who masturbate, for them pimples and acne create big problems. They increase in numbers and make bigger in size on face. Make spots on face. By that face look ugly. Masturbation also make asymmetric you face for example if person masturbate lot from his right hand then his face will be narrow and asymmetric from right side.

4. Effects on your life- Those who masturbate a lot they're not be able to focus on their work and their social life. They can't able to talk to other people by making eye contact because of lack of confidence. Those who masturbate a lot, try to live lonely and can't be able to live happy. Students with this habit can't focus on study.

5. Effects on buttocks - By looking at a persons butts you can tell how much he or she masturbates. By masturbating lot buttocks goes inside from the side part and by slowly slowly you found that lot part and size of buttocks will be reduce or disappear. It take months to years but he/she can feel that their butts not look like their teen age. (This effect info is little bit awkward and funny but true). They are started to look like IndecentStar's butts.

6. Effect on joystick - Masturbation makes joystick curvy because most of people mostly masturbate by their one favorite hand and that's particular hand's finger grip make his joystick curvy from that particular side. I hope you understand what I am trying to say here. And most of people do not use lubricant during masturbation which also do harmful effect on joystick. Actually God make joystick for vagina and god already provide lot of glands inside wall of vagina. (May be God don't know human will start masturbation from hand otherwise god also provide lube in hand- just kidding).


Read More Here:http://unilagmbok..com.ng/2016/12/the-dangers-of-masturbation.html?m=1
cool wink smiley

Unexpected BAD English is a sign of masturbation undecided

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by Haoqi24: 9:00pm On Dec 16, 2016
ITEKEM:
Good effects : Masturbation has some beneficial effect on our health. [/b]Like reduce prostate cancer risks[b]*, remove stress etc etc.

Bad effects : [/b]*But I am going to told you about some bad effects of masturbation*[b]. You can read about it on the internet ,that masturbation is healthy. Most people just tell you lies about it, and other do notknow about it.

Here I am not going to tell you if masturbation is healthy or not, here I am going to tell you about hurtful effects of masturbation and all the information is based on my knowledge and experience. (I got this knowledge by observing other people's life.)#LIAR [/b]*MORE LIKE PERSONAL*[b]

1. Effect on body health - Actually Fluid takes 4 to 8 days(varies though) to produce in body and to produce small amount of good quality Fluid *you need to eat lot of healthier food*, protein and minerals etc. If you do not Erupt your Fluid though sexual activities, it give strength to your body, make your muscles and bones stronger. If you continue waste you Fluid just for fun and enjoy several times in week then it will weaken your health .

2. Effects on bones - If you masturbate (8 to 10 times in week) and continue this habit for long time about six month then this will create harmful effects on your bones. When you masturbate a lot in short amount of time you'll begin to Erupt type of white part of bone which include phosphorus, carbon and other minerals which are extracted from bones. If you masturbate a lot then you feel your knees and elbow joints start to make sound while moving just like very old person.

3. Effect on your face - By the look on a person's face you can tell that how much he masturbate or engages in sexual activities. And even you can tell which hand he uses a lot to masturbate. Those who masturbate a lot their cheeks starts to shrink, narrow and go inside just opposite of chubby. Pimples are natural in young age but those who masturbate, for them pimples and acne create big problems. They increase in numbers and make bigger in size on face. Make spots on face. By that face look ugly. Masturbation also make asymmetric you face for example if person masturbate lot from his right hand then his face will be narrow and asymmetric from right side.

4. Effects on your life- Those who masturbate a lot they're not be able to focus on their work and their social life. They can't able to talk to other people by making eye contact because of lack of confidence. Those who masturbate a lot, try to live lonely and can't be able to live happy. Students with this habit can't focus on study.

5. Effects on buttocks - By looking at a persons butts you can tell how much he or she masturbates. By masturbating lot buttocks goes inside from the side part and by slowly slowly you found that lot part and size of buttocks will be reduce or disappear. It take months to years but he/she can feel that their butts not look like their teen age. (This effect info is little bit awkward and funny but true). They are started to look like IndecentStar's butts.

6. Effect on joystick - Masturbation makes joystick curvy because most of people mostly masturbate by their one favorite hand and that's particular hand's finger grip make his joystick curvy from that particular side. I hope you understand what I am trying to say here. And most of people do not use lubricant during masturbation which also do harmful effect on joystick. Actually God make joystick for vagina and god already provide lot of glands inside wall of vagina. (May be God don't know human will start masturbation from hand otherwise god also provide lube in hand- just kidding).


Read More Here:http://unilagmbok..com.ng/2016/12/the-dangers-of-masturbation.html?m=1
cool wink smiley

[/b]Unexpected BAD English is a sign of masturbation undecided[b]
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by babyfaceafrica: 9:01pm On Dec 16, 2016
hahahaha...attention seeker
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by dikerebel(m): 9:09pm On Dec 16, 2016
i

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by presented007(m): 9:10pm On Dec 16, 2016
From the Topic to the English......


You can tell he didnt focus on his Studies He was,Is,and still will be a masturbator

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by Fozi(m): 9:11pm On Dec 16, 2016
I disagree Person when dey Bleep and person when dey masturbate dey similar na just one dey put prick for toto the other don't apart from that person when dey masturbate na pervert
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by jelil01: 9:19pm On Dec 16, 2016
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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by durentsneh(m): 9:29pm On Dec 16, 2016
Rubbish.
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by Nobody: 9:59pm On Dec 16, 2016
so is it safe to say that everyone who views and comment on this thread (Excluding I of-course) is guilty of Masturbation?

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by DonCortino: 10:01pm On Dec 16, 2016
ITEKEM:




Mumu I know your typetype grin angry

Goat!
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by oyetpel(m): 10:19pm On Dec 16, 2016
Waste of Op's brain power Oniro
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by benjsniper33: 11:15pm On Dec 16, 2016
May the Almighty God bless and Reward you for this write-up. I sat down to think about it and I noticed the listed signs, although they appear subtle. The truth is, no body can believe the are expriencing these signs because some people have good bodies that can mask these signs. But their chubby exterior is just a facade. Masturbation is destroying their inner body system.
I promise you that I will stop this despicable act from now on. I will take heed to your advice. Thanks and God bless

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Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by Nobody: 12:18am On Dec 17, 2016
Firstly, your written English is a chronic brain liquifier. Your write up is very very funny. Guys who have sex masturbate also. Too much of anything(food, alcohol, sex, etc.) is bad but masturbation isn't bad when done moderately.
Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by Nobody: 12:52am On Dec 17, 2016
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