what is the funniest excuse you gave when your GF caught you cheating
mine :
my main gf came to spend days with me and in the middle of the night my side chick kept disturbing me with calls and text
when my gf saw it she ask me who was that and i said that am owing her some money and its been a while that why is is disturbing with calls
oboy see sweat

Never have i cheated before let alone being caught....where's sinaj sef??,??

Make I park here... I have a good feeling abt D's thread

Lolx... tnk God i hav finally stopped those cheating tinx, well i was never caught with the call stuff because i save thier names with males name, so each tym any of my side chick calls, i start complaining... "make this guy free me joor"..

firstking01:
Never have i cheated before let alone being caught....where's sinaj sef??,??

right behind u

Yet to be caught

vchykp:
Lolx... tnk God i hav finally stopped those cheating tinx, well i was never caught with the call stuff because i save their names with males name, so each tym any of my side chick calls, i start complaining... "make this guy free me joor"..

Nneka,i saved her name with ==> "Moshood Plumber"..

Tayo, ==> "Tunde meat man"..

Tricia, ==> "Lekan Taxi driver"..

Bola, ==> "Emeka shoe seller"..

Smellymouth:


Nneka,i saved her name with ==> "Moshood Plumber"..

Tayo, ==> "Tunde meat man"..

Tricia, ==> "Lekan Taxi driver"..

Bola, ==> "Emeka shoe seller"..

..

Tayo= R Tee boy

Tricia= R Tri baba

Bola= R boboski

... the R before the name means RUNS.. its help me access thier names easily anytime in need fVuk, i scroll through to see the surest package nd call.. it was fun, but a useless way of life..

vchykp:

..

Tayo= R Tee boy

Tricia= R Tri baba

Bola= R boboski

... the R before the name means RUNS.. its help me access thier names easily anytime in need fVuk, i scroll through to see the surest package nd call.. it was fun, but a useless way of life..

Chaiii.. Bruh, I hail thee..

Badoo sneh!!

Happened in my secondary school days...
We were having a social gathering upstairs, I left my bae sneaked out downstairs with a crush (another classmate) and we were at the backyard, I was toasting, caressing and you planning on kissing.
And then like a witch, my bae walked straight to us, the girl sprung up, embarrassed and for a moment we were silent.

Surprisingly, I was damn calm and all I could do was smile.
Luckily she understood, and we moved on and she never mentioned it. The love she had...still has tho...for me saved me.
And she knows I'm never the serious type.
I miss her now, we are distance apart.




Now, I think she never mentioned it because the girl was prettier and brilliant.

sinaj:
right behind u

Hw you been??

Smellymouth:

Chaiii.. Bruh, I hail thee..
Badoo sneh!!

... i don stop that shit sha, as i don get fiancee..

vchykp:

..

Tayo= R Tee boy

Tricia= R Tri baba

Bola= R boboski

... the R before the name means RUNS.. its help me access thier names easily anytime in need fVuk, i scroll through to see the surest package nd call.. it was fun, but a useless way of life..

i been get such contact sha but i don shun dat life since

DonEffiong:
i been get such contact sha but i don shun dat life since

Aswear.. dirty lyf..

naniawini:
Make I park here... I have a good feeling abt D's thread

abeg sale am gimme , i want use build factory for nairalander's employment

she was doing the surprise visit thing, and I was seeing the other girl off, soooo while walking hand in hand with the other girl..... I just noticed this bulged wicked eyes staring at me , oh me God! she didn't confront me. she just went straight to me house house and waited for me there..... going back home felt like I just visited heaven and i was going back to hell to face the devil.
I walked in and I said, babe what's up na? she didn't reply me cos she was texting on her phone
then I got close to her and she asked me "go wash off before you touch me"
mans just jejely went to bath o, happy she wasn't mad.... came back o and thought everything was all good ,picked up my phone.....my screen saver was gone, ah ah, this wallpaper is default wallpaper na
babe go wipe my phone sha!
edo girls are wicked kadanla

Rayhandrinni:
she was doing the surprise visit thing, and I was seeing the other girl off, soooo while walking hand in hand with the other girl..... I just noticed this bulged wicked eyes staring at me , oh me God! she didn't confront me. she just went straight to me house house and waited for me there..... going back home felt like I just visited heaven and i was going back to hell to face the devil.
I walked in and I said, babe what's up na? she didn't reply me cos she was texting on her phone
then I got close to her and she asked me "go wash off before you touch me"
mans just jejely went to bath o, happy she wasn't mad.... came back o and thought everything was all good ,picked up my phone.....my screen saver was gone, ah ah, this wallpaper is default wallpaper na
babe go wipe my phone sha!
edo girls are wicked kadanla

lool...she no get chill oh

druxy:
lool...she no get chill oh

lol the babe doesn't say much o, but "if she do her own back, no complain"

U got the drill smelly.mouth...

Saved most of my male friends,with female name...
Or better still with a local name like...

Emeka......NEPA man

Kingsley....plumber man

Obinna....electrician

John...dry cleaner....

And I changes the name of anyone I wanna visit to a more suitable name...

That was then sha...thank God for my life..

Following


Cheating is hard work though

refiner:
U got the drill smelly.mouth...

Saved most of my male friends,with female name...
Or better still with a local name like...

Emeka......NEPA man

Kingsley....plumber man

Obinna....electrician

John...dry cleaner....

And I changes the name of anyone I wanna visit to a more suitable name...

That was then sha...thank God for my life..

so na like that u been the store my number?
chai i don die

naniawini Make I park here... I have a good feeling abt D's thread






Really!!!

sinaj right behind u







Like u two are partner in

[quote author=Smellymouth post=52035317]
Chaiii.. Bruh, I hail thee..
Badoo sneh!!

Some guys ehn....may the lord deliver you

dntaskme:
naniawini
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Really!!!

lolsss

I don't cheat.

She is my cousin

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