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I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 9:39pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
I have come to the realization that I have the biggest penïs in the world. Every girl I have slept with has commented on the size of my penïs, and always in a positive manner. Of these girls around half of them claimed that it was the biggest penïs they had ever seen, the other said they yowled in pain while peeing few hours after a sexual encounter with my big penïs. All my friends are smaller than me. Just the other day, a female friend tried disproving my claim that I have the biggest çöck in the world by showing me magazine pictures. But photo-shop exists, and I have seen evidence of pictures of penïses being enlarged through photoShop. I have not seen any evidence to suggest that all of these pictures have not been enlarged through Photoshop. So, I win. I have seen a porn video in which the males prosthetic large phallus falls off, to reveal a penïs smaller than my own. I have not seen any evidence to suggest this method of penïs enlargement is not used in all pornographic films. So, my claim stands. I am the biggest in the world. I would post a picture of my big anaconda but I don't want Nigerian gay men checking my penïs out. I am, however, willing to send evidence to the females via Email. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by SINZ: 9:44pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
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Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by sekundosekundo: 9:46pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Belthazor: Mr Man, I know that you are better than this. You may think that you know what you're doing but I am sorry for those that sees you as their Mentor. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by HQuadreal: 9:46pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Warridis. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 10:04pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
SINZ:Yeah, no surprise there. Whenever I start talking about my big penïs, smaller dudes like you instantly get depressed. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 10:06pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
sekundosekundo:It's not my fault that I have been touched by the hand of God in the penïs department, bruv. 1 Like |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by SINZ: 10:09pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Belthazor: Congratulations bruh. ![]() |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by TheBossLadyK(f): 10:09pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Belthazor: I being think say this fellow get sense before shuooooooo........ 4 Likes
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Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by herzern(m): 10:10pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Followinq. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nonsreal(m): 10:19pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
All ur mate dey boast of wealth n investment, n u ar here folly around dat u av big dick. Am sure, Ur mom wil b regreting y she dt abort u b4 u form pikin 4her belle 5 Likes |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 10:19pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Why are you thinking anticlockwise? ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by decatalyst(m): 10:24pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by francisduru: 10:27pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Go ahead and expand the whole pusssy, na virgin I go still marry... Because am keeping myself |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by bustykasa(f): 10:31pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
chaiii |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by dikerebel(m): 10:43pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
and your mom will be in the village thinking that her son is hustling in the city without knowing that her son is showcasing his foolishness to the whole world. 3 Likes |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by MystiqueReine(f): 10:43pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
*claps claps claps* Errrm....so can i go back to bed now? |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by sekundosekundo: 10:43pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Belthazor: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, hope you know this?. 1 Like |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by kusimore(m): 10:50pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Belthazor:Egbon shey you get brain sha. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:04pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
TheBossLadyK:Go to church, and receive a brain. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:06pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
I knew this thread would offend dudes who are small in the penïs department. Take Xanax, idiots. 1 Like |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:07pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
kusimore:English, or shut your mouth. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:26pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
dikerebel:There are no villages in South Africa. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by dikerebel(m): 11:33pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Belthazor:lwkmd gerara here mehn |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 11:35pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
Pics or idonbilivit ![]() |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by bizzy500: 11:38pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
my brother, worras happen to your head ![]() |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:39pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
ItsQuinn:Send an E-mail. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 11:44pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
I should send an email? ![]() Am I a guy ![]() ![]() Belthazor: |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Belthazor(m): 11:49pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
ItsQuinn:I don't approach girls. They approach me. They beg me to fück them. Send a request to see my çöck via E-mail. |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by bizzy500: 11:53pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
ItsQuinn:u just wanna see that small dick for free ![]() |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 11:55pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
No ![]() Guess your peepee is as tiny as a needle anyways ![]() ![]() Belthazor: |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by vicstar(m): 11:57pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
• nigga uhm go use it and build a mansion ★ ☆ ★ ☆ after that then u are free to brag remember ya big diiick cannot play the role of a brain take note •°• 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Have The Biggest Penïs In The World by Nobody: 11:57pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
So it's small? Then no need ![]() bizzy500: |
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