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Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:21pm On Dec 20, 2016

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:22pm On Dec 20, 2016

@1bkaye

Can you date a junkie?

#YOLO

Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 6:22pm On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
Mhisbliss, what's the craziest thing you've done?

lol, trying to see if the angry cow they brought for my aunt's wedding ceremony will chase me if i piss it off

Re: Tag And Ask by Tygaah(m): 6:22pm On Dec 20, 2016

PabloOmoEscobar:
I saw this coming. I knew you'd end up being strangled out of you empire when you was launching those missiles at he who shouldn't be mentioned

Well, you look good in this new attire. Lol

What's the question sir?

Hahahaha I was smart enough to change skins before he strikes, I know his eyes is very well on that outfit so I shed it quickly, even he didn't see it coming cheesy

1: Prettythicks.me or Twac.i ?

Re: Tag And Ask by Kdiva(f): 6:24pm On Dec 20, 2016

judeefcc:
i no like ugly girls, i want people to know the ugly ones

kdiva nobody near her

hehe.. thanks dearie

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:25pm On Dec 20, 2016

@ rokiatu

Has a guy even touched you or discreetly groped you, while clubbing or in a crowded place?

#YOLO

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:26pm On Dec 20, 2016

Tygaah:

Hahahaha I was smart enough to change skins before he strikes, I know his eyes is very well on that outfit so I shed it quickly, even he didn't see it coming

1: Prettythicks.me or Twac.i ?

lol. All of the above grin

Re: Tag And Ask by makydebbie(f): 6:26pm On Dec 20, 2016

mhisbliss:
lol, trying to see if the angry cow they brought for my aunt's wedding ceremony will chase me if i piss it off

You're crazy!! cheesy

Did you find out?

Re: Tag And Ask by Mimzyy(f): 6:26pm On Dec 20, 2016

It depends on your definition of sexy. Sexy, to me, is being comfortable and confident in your own skin regardless of your outfit.

In answer to your question, I feel sexy in whatever I put on.

richommie:
@ mim

what kind of wears do you think make you look so much sexy whenever you put it on?

#YOLO

Re: Tag And Ask by Nickymezor(f): 6:30pm On Dec 20, 2016

snadguy007:
I Prefer van damme

oh I see Van damme... loved his movies too way back

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:32pm On Dec 20, 2016

Aderola15 unveil your face

Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 6:32pm On Dec 20, 2016

Diddyydiva:
And Tarbah

Do you know it?

don't know, tell me what itz, care to know.

Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 6:32pm On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
You're crazy!!

Did you find out?

some older people saw us and chased us away from it, but mum found out and i was in deep sh!t

Re: Tag And Ask by Maxi112: 6:32pm On Dec 20, 2016

Diddyydiva:
And Tarbah

Do you know it?

don't know, tell me what itz, care to know.

Re: Tag And Ask by makydebbie(f): 6:33pm On Dec 20, 2016

mhisbliss:
some older people saw us and chased us away from it, but mum found out and i was in deep sh!t

lol, very cool.

Re: Tag And Ask by Tygaah(m): 6:34pm On Dec 20, 2016

PabloOmoEscobar:
Aderola15 unveil your face

I go post her picture now cheesy

*Evil Grin*.

You don spoil game joor, you can only choose one undecided

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:34pm On Dec 20, 2016

PabloOmoEscobar:
Aderola15 unveil your face

Alhaji Pablo,mimzyy said tag and ask not tag and command na. tongue

I'm outta here cheesy

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:34pm On Dec 20, 2016

Maxi112:
don't know, tell me what itz, care to know.

.... Snuff... lipsrsealed

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:35pm On Dec 20, 2016

Tygaah:

I go post her picture now *Evil Grin*.

You don spoil game joor, you can only choose one

Prettythicks.me cheesy

I don answer now tongue

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Re: Tag And Ask by Belthazor(m): 6:35pm On Dec 20, 2016

TheInkredible:
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You should have escaped humanity as part of your father's wetdreams so you can spare us another symptoms of incestous birth. See this Underclass Zulu-bozo with the brain powers of a sedated chimpanzee is trying to flex muscles with his chief.

You're the afterling of a willing slave. Your children and theirs are predestined to pay obeisance to my children as your ancestors who were bondsmen to humanity paid allegiance to my ancestors.

The greatest man who ever bore your family name was a squire to a subsistent farmer.

You're immeasurably retardêd quoting me without respect. Blasted premature projection from an ape you call a mother.

NB quote me in time. I abhor to wait. Idiøt!

I honestly couldn't make head or tail of the premium load of bullshït you typed above. Your introduction and up until the end is a personification of rubbish and a solid reminder of what I flushed down the toilet few hours ago.

That absurd paragraph triggers an urge to vomit to those who find themselves in an unfortunate position to read your sleep-inducing ancestors insults.

You're actually tripping on your own untied shoelaces and falling headfirst into a wasteland of your recycled nonsensical insults which due to your optical illusion you misconstrue them as insults worthy of a rebuttal. And the fact that I'm retaliating could be why you are under the misconception that they beckon or nudges one to honor them with a response. And that isn't entirely the case. The sole reason why I'm here investing my time in kicking you black and blue is to drum into your hollow skull the fact that you should steer clear of the path that my boots walks upon as they've an inclination of engraving their prints across your rear end for the amusement of the audience and totally to your dismay.

The word zulu is forever burned into your brain because it perhaps translates to ' belt ' in your nigerian language which is the whipping tool that your boyfriend use when you two partake in a BDŞM fetish. That way it'd explain why the word in question constantly comes out of your mouth as much often as your boyfriend's penïs does!

The saddest part of all this is the fact that as much as you want to deny kneeling horizontally on a mat to give your boyfriend, judeefcc, who is currently rocking a pair of pink pom poms and cheering for your idiocy, a föreskin-tickling blowjöb, it will only put up as much of a fight as your mother's hymen did to prevent your conception.

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Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2016

Aderola15:

Alhaji Pablo,mimz.yy said tag and ask not tag and command na.

I'm outta here

ok why you don't have picture on your profile? tongue

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2016

Tygaah:

I go post her picture now *Evil Grin*.

You don spoil game joor, you can only choose one

Post and don't bother coming home tonight angry

Re: Tag And Ask by mhisbliss(f): 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
lol, very cool.

hahahhahaaahhaha yea i laugh anytime i remember that day

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Re: Tag And Ask by Mimzyy(f): 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2016

Aderola15:

Alhaji Pablo,mim said tag and ask not tag and command na.

I'm outta here

Re: Tag And Ask by handsam(m): 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2016

TheInkredible:
Jude, stop embarrassing yourself. The quality of education your father gave you is 4th grade so you aren't qualified to join Nairaland elite in critiquing write-ups.

You're a blazing illiterate.

"Brainpower" is uncountable, while "brain powers" is open to selective licence. And this is how you want to make Nairaland great again? By showcasing your chronic analphabetism and interrupted education?

I suggest you save up enough cash and enrol in an adult education centre after your fuel attendance job.

Take a look at that picture below, that's you still faulting a perfect English written.

You're manifesting Satan's work in God's perfect creation, Jude. Steer of my mentions. You're killing #mnga stillbirth.

Ikr

He tried to intercept a non mis-construed malapropism but ended up creating a grammatical error.

english? Its English Jude.

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Re: Tag And Ask by Tygaah(m): 6:37pm On Dec 20, 2016

Aderola15:

Post and don't bother coming home tonight

Oda ah wunt post again, for today sha grin

Re: Tag And Ask by Nobody: 6:37pm On Dec 20, 2016

PabloOmoEscobar:
ok why you don't have picture on your profile?

.
Iyamm nor fine cry

Re: Tag And Ask by tosyne2much(m): 6:38pm On Dec 20, 2016

Tygaah:

Okay, let me start asking my own questions.
Debby,

Are you a virgin ?

Re: Tag And Ask by makydebbie(f): 6:38pm On Dec 20, 2016

mhisbliss:
hahahhahaaahhaha yea i laugh anytime i remember that day

I can imagine, very dangerous stunt dear.

Wanna ask any question?

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