sweettease:
as was mine

sweettease:
you are this close to begging me to

obontami:


Is that so? Tell me more about the ghanian chick

makydebbie:
Believe me babe, with the way I sleep, the dog will find itself on the floor when it wakes up


Talk sef, I no fear


I never mentioned addiction, but that won't be your state if you get raped.

Horlohlah:
Whenever my boss yell at me in a conference meeting...mehn,that woman can embarrass.

Belthazor:
You see that mini- paragraph which you burped out of your filthy mouth which is notoriously known for sücking shïtstain off another man's ärsehöle is as short as the pink mini-skirt that you're currently wearing.

It's quite amusing to see you in a quandary and not knowing how to counter my latter retort. You've now resorted to regaling the audience with stories of how your mother's vägina the size of a mola mola' mouth met it's fate at the hands of innumerable big-bellied men in Mpumalanga!


Your mother is nationally known as a çöçk-juggling whöre whose legs automatically swings open upon seeing a penïs like an automatic door. Her dying wish will undoubtedly be to have a have a penïs-shaped tombstone engraved with the words" Here lies a whöre with a master's degree in pröstitution"


Indeed, son, you have met your death today, as I'm ripping you limb to limb with ease to the delight of the spectators who are standing on the sideline awaiting the date of your funeral since they all can see that I'm wrestling with a dying donkey.


Pathetic son of a dying whöre.

tosyne2much:
Are you sure?

mhisbliss:
Maxi11 jarizo Horlohla diddyydiv if you were given a gun, with one bullet in it, and a zombie is coming for you and another is going for your lover and another is going for your mum, eho would you save with that one bullet inspired by AMC's walking dead, awesome series

makydebbie:
I can't let an aminal sleep on my bed

falconey:

Bruh, by "_bitch"... You're referring to a dog or what??

falconey:
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mhisbliss:
Maxi112 jarizod makydebbie Horlohlah diddyydiva if you were given a gun, with one bullet in it, and a zombie is coming for you and another is going for your lover and another is going for your mum, eho would you save with that one bullet inspired by AMC's walking dead, awesome series

Diddyydiva:
Ahhhhhh..... This is serious...


Lemme think...

lol i aint gat all day and before you finish thinking the hypothetical zombie has eaten everyone so answer now

TheInkredible:
Belthazor, can you be spontaneous, please? I need to finish you off, so I can continue giving your mother 5rands per penile gag.

Waste-pipe like you.

Horlohlah:
I will shoot the one coming near my mum...not cos she is my mother but cos i trust myself to take care of myself and i trust my lover to do so too. Mumsi is old

makydebbie:
Believe me babe, with the way I sleep, the dog will find itself on the floor when it wakes up


Talk sef, I no fear


I never mentioned addiction, but that won't be your state if you get raped.

Softorgasm:
meet me in the other room.

mhisbliss:
exactly, most people want to copy white people, but i cant let sn animal sleep on my bed

Horlohlah:
it will shock you but let me leave you

makydebbie:

Seriously!?


Me too

Who's personality contrasts with yours here?

Belthaz..or:
You see that mini- paragraph which you burped out of your filthy mouth which is notoriously known for sücking shïtstain off another man's ärsehöle is as short as the pink mini-skirt that you're currently wearing.

It's quite amusing to see you in a quandary and not knowing how to counter my latter retort. You've now resorted to regaling the audience with stories of how your mother's vägina the size of a mola mola' mouth met it's fate at the hands of innumerable big-bellied men in Mpumalanga!


Your mother is nationally known as a çöçk-juggling whöre whose legs automatically swings open upon seeing a penïs like an automatic door. Her dying wish will undoubtedly be to have a have a penïs-shaped tombstone engraved with the words" Here lies a whöre with a master's degree in pröstitution"


Indeed, son, you have met your death today, as I'm ripping you limb to limb with ease to the delight of the spectators who are standing on the sideline awaiting the date of your funeral since they all can see that I'm wrestling with a dying donkey.


Pathetic son of a dying whöre.

TheInkredible:
1)"That" functions as a conjunction in a sentence introducing a clause which is the subject of a verb in reported speech. The poster you sought to correct wasn't making a reported speech. He/she was making a statement of first person perception.

2. "That" can also be used to introduce a subordinate clause giving a reason for the clause. Again the poster wasn't giving any reason but making a point of observation.

Jude, am I not greater than he whose name you bear? Seeing that your parents were too busy to grant you universal basic rights for children, which is education?

And you sought to compare yourself with me who is infinitely above your network range?

Your father will give you out to me as my bondsman for life if he saw my grandeur.

Please learn to respect your betters.

The only time we can pretend to be equals is whenever you log into Nairaland and pretend you aren't the failure your parents pronounced you to be.

Henceforth, you get the ignore from me. Being foolish is bad, but exhibiting stupidity in a celebratory manner is witchcraft!

#mgna? Changing Nairaland or celebrating ignorance and buffoonery in grand style?

mhisbliss:
lol she's a boss thats what bosses do

makydebbie:

Seriously!?

TheInkre..dible:
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You have met your death today. Plonker-bastard.

Who has time to read that epistle of wailings you chirped up there? I do it short sometimes. Take it. Zulu buffoon.

Your destiny has been lost somewhere deep inside the obscurity of your drunken mother's undiagnosed cøck-craving disorder.

She lost count of the men who shagged her that dark night of your conception. One of those men is your father and he's been looking all over for you since the only address in your mother's handbag is her room number of the cheapest ashawo hotel in mpumalunga, South Africa.

Horlohlah:
My boss is worse...there is no where she cant yell but the good thing is she can joke with you the next minute.

makydebbie:
abegi!

mhisbliss:
lol i aint gat all day and before you finish thinking the hypothetical zombie has eaten everyone so answer now

mhisbliss:
hadez, jude, you?