wristbangle:


Lol that means u are "Head of states"

So when will u contest for miss Imo beauty pageant now?



Eh nau

makydebbie:
okay.

Mine is, fear of the unknown.

Tygaah:



Hahahaha. U don spoil game jaare.

refiner:


Lmao....miss IMO?

How do u know I gat plans for that?

Yea maky...we all wanna know...spill it out!

makydebbie:
Yea, that's me at dp.

My question, what will change in nairaland if you're made a moderator?

Fabulocity:
What do you think of the antics of your mod brother, mynd? What do you moderators talk about in the mod chat room? Do you laugh about the stupidity of some posters, do you joke about banning certain usernames you don't like, do you joke about certain hotties on nairaland you might wanna fuçk and stuff like that?
Finally, does seun pay you for your services as a supermod(which I think must be such a bore) or is it just something you do out of the goodness of your heart?

wristbangle:





Eh nau

Vernomouslezz:
give me 5 to answer this. I'm behind the wheel.

PS. Just refresh . I will edit this post to answer.

Modified: in all honesty, I forgive betrayals both online and in actuality.

To answer your question bluntly, what happens here , online wasn't just betrayal, it was a carefully hatched scheme to destroy me and set me up against people who have come to love me. It was the most devious of schemes I have ever witnessed.

Notice, Sherrycoco and Madrina came as female handle posting one of my GSM numbers on nairaland here masquerading as Eva and spreading fake stories.

Of course I ignored and forgave as a friend and sent warning shots which were received with cockiness and more assault.

In such situations, I will come out to hurt my assailant as a matter of necessity

Smellymouth:


How na?

refiner:


Lol....na i can't...it's morally wrong!

Tell me ur greatest fear..

Lol, Aunty na love OoO



Yeah, that'd be if the so-called religion turns out to be another Ponzi scheme

ronald4lif:


Was on a recess bro. How far?

Deej.avuu sup, why did Charis deactivate

Sini.zia, nwanne anam ekene kwa gi o. Ke ije?

makydebbie:
I was on my back from school this year, when one woman just grabbed me and started shouting that she sells creams for big boobs. And according to her, I needed one
I started explaining to this woman I love my boobs like that, she started shouting everyone started staring at my boobs analysing the size
I wanted to cry, cos it was humiliating. And she was just shouting that if I have bigger boobs I'll find husband..I was like wtf ,am I looking for husband


And the funniest thing is, my boobs are bigger than hers

Laveda:

Yes do, and I'll correct you again.

Lol, so Laveda... Do we have a deal??

refiner:


Yea...that's part of my fears too...dunno what tomorrow gonna bring to our doorstep!


Tell us,...who is ur role model?

eitsei:
I shaved my own recently to the lowest for first time in two years and after shaving it, I felt as if something was amiss in me, my gf even called a 17 year old boy

BrooklynTheBully:







Lol, so Laveda... Do we have a deal??

Fabulocity:
What do you think of the antics of your mod brother, mynd? What do you moderators talk about in the mod chat room? Do you laugh about the stupidity of some posters, do you joke about banning certain usernames you don't like, do you joke about certain hotties on nairaland you might wanna fuçk and stuff like that?
Finally, does seun pay you for your services as a supermod(which I think must be such a bore) or is it just something you do out of the goodness of your heart?

Vernomouslezz:
first off, I'll never become a Nairaland policeman. I love trolling especially when I am sought out unnecessarily.

If on the off chance I accept the role, I'm going to upgrade Romance section and lift the censorship so nudes can be posted.

wristbangle:


u just made my day.

tosyne2much:
Why do you hate me?

lol you deserve it

Jarizod:




so u watch zombie movies

Smellymouth:


Hahaahahah..

Bruh, you want make dem boo me and my ugliness abi?

Kolewerk..

Lol, Baba I go become your campaign manager now... I go dey do like that Kcee's manager na

makydebbie:
Awwn that's my brother.

Emmanuel Myles

Smellymouth:


....

From henceforth, I won't shave my beards till next year may..

wristbangle:


Becos I saw it in a vision some minutes ago

So can u love to marry a nairalander?

BrooklynTheBully:






Lol, Aunty na love OoO



Yeah, that'd be if the so-called religion turns out to be another Ponzi scheme

Berlynn:
if you hv any 'reasonable question to ask chat me up privately..

Laveda:

Yes Sir.

Attagirl!!!

refiner:


...love kor!..so u will sleep wif her number of times as u wish and she can also perform wify duties like cooking,washing ur clothes...nah I'm not in for that or else he has done what he ought to do...


Lmao...so u don't believe in a being up there?

Laveda:


Yes Sir.