First off. Before i start, to the young JAMBITES. Dont choose a course because girls admire the guys in the department.
This is strictly for Fun.

1. Medicine/Surgery
Ladies fancy this guys really tight.
They be pissing in their pants when they see the medical students with their white lab coat rushing to lectures. Trying to Adjust themselves and get noticed

But they fail to realize the medical guys got no time for ladies now





2. Mathematics Mathematics guys are ladies eye candy. Ask any lady. They see them as very intelligent book addicts. So she try to get close to them to get all her math courses passed.

But unluckily enough when she pass all her math courses she then be like



I rep mathematics sha. We too much

department of account/finance: consisting accountancy, portfolio management, financial analysis and investment banking.


I rep THE PROFESSION OF MEN IN SUIT.

3. Law
When she knows shes a troublemaker she quickly join body with a lawyer to help make all her wrongs right. So she can proudly go to the court room and say

MECHANICAL......

4. Electrical Engineering
"Hello honey my refrigerator stopped working. Hurry up and come fix it" who doesn't want an electrican boyfriend?

5. Accounting/Banking/Finance
When she has been decieved long enough that accountancy guys hold all d money in the country and are all very rich.

She be like
"Lawd. I need me an accountant"

TEVLI:
Engineers!!

on point. I luv the rugged look.....lolsss

plus their dexterity is second to none.......shout out to all the engineering boys.....U guys rock.

zoology Nkor?

6. Chemical Engineering
When they hear chemical engr, the 1st thing that comes to their mind is OIL COMPANY!
They go about booking guys incase after graduation. They hear he works in an oil company.

durentchigozie:
5. Accounting/Banking/Finance
When she has been decieved long enough that accountancy guys hold all d money in the country and are all very rich.

She be like
"Lawd. I need me an accountant"

lolss.....accountants/economists, one set of stingy/broke ass fellows.

any babe admiring them is on a long thing......but they can be highly deceptive with their gentleman look.

Dfinex:


lolss.....accountants/economists, one set of stinging/broke ass fellows.

lol. Make they hear u

Dfinex:


on point. I luv the rugged look.....lolsss

plus their dexterity is second to none.......shout out to all the engineering boys.....U guys rock.

It's our work o!! We been repping since the days of John the Baptist.... Dated an engineer b4??

Dfinex:


on point. I luv the rugged look.....lolsss

plus their dexterity is second to none.......shout out to all the engineering boys.....U guys rock.

wat of maths guys

english language

durentchigozie:
4. Electrical Engineering
"Hello honey my refrigerator stopped working. Hurry up and come fix it" who doesn't want an electrican boyfriend?

So on Point!

TEVLI:
It's our work o!! We been repping since the days of John the Baptist.... Dated an engineer b4??

hmmm....I give it to u people. U are the bomb.

una too get activity, no dull moment.

durentchigozie:
wat of maths guys

lolss....what's the impact of the maths on my bottom line?

Well I studied French language and the girls were always happy to hear us speak a language they don't understand.

If ur boyfriend is not an electrical electronic engineer then u are on a very long thing.

... Shout out to the Engine Boys!

NickleTheory:
Durent you have claimed to enjoy getting fvcked in the ass on numerous occasions,along with confessing to be sexually unattracted to women, so what's your business with girls?

whos this fool.
The faqqot vanquay dat admitted to sucking dick but isn't gay! Lol

kokosin:
zoology Nkor?

that picture dey on point , you go enter everywhere for school that day

Op If You Don't Include Mass Comm, Then Your List Is Void.
A Proud Ex MACOSSITE

7. Architecture/Building Tech
Gold digging girls be looking for who to build them mansion for free. They go looking for archi guys.
Na u dey pay my school fees?

Cutezt:
Op If You Don't Include Mass Comm, Then Your List Is Void.

A Proud Ex MACOSSITE

Sorry but i thought masscom is a girls course?

durentchigozie:
7. Architecture/Building Tech
Gold digging girls be looking for who to build them mansion for free. They go looking for archi guys.
Na u dey pay my school fees?

....and I was actually expecting Architecture on the list

Dfinex:


lolss.....accountants/economists, one set of stinging/broke ass fellows.

any babe admiring them is on a long thing......but they can be highly deceptive with their gentleman look.

firstking01:
MECHANICAL......

no mind the op. Mechanical is suppose to be the first on the list. Trust me, i'm speaking from experience.

Even at my place of work, anytime i'm done fixing a broken down machine, all these I.T girls be smiling, looking and whispering among themselves. I alway feel like knight in his shiny armour!

8. Animal Production
Ladies looking for free chicken and meat know where to go. The Agric guys! Though, the ladies dont date them openly. I haven't seen any lady saying "my boyfriend is in animal production department"

But after eating d free chicken u gave her. She be like