felixomor:
Some people are obviously unable to answer just one simple question on nairaland website....

Yet they are answering bible quiz.


i laff in Espana....

With regards to the amount of members that nairaland has, the answer can either be true or false and not both of them which makes it different from the questions in the quiz where both presented options are correct and can also be incorrect based on a different account of the same event in the Bible.

blueyedgeek:


With regards to the amount of members that nairaland has, the answer can either be true or false and not both of them which makes it different from the questions in the quiz where both presented options are correct and can also be incorrect based on a different account of the same event in the Bible.

thank you bro

blueyedgeek:


With regards to the amount of members that nairaland has, the answer can either be true or false and not both of them which makes it different from the questions in the quiz where both presented options are correct and can also be incorrect based on a different account of the same event in the Bible.

Just look at the long letter u r writing me for a very simple question.

jonbellion:
you are comparing a website estimate to a supposed infallible book and you are feeling cool with yourself
So a question like " when Jesus cursed the fig tree in the presence of the disciples did it wither immediately while him and the disciples watched OR overnight" should cause controversy
Smh

Answer the question or keep shut abeg.

jonbellion:
the sad thing is that he thinks he does

How does that stuff make any sense?

felixomor:


Just look at the long letter u r writing me for a very simple question.

Anything that makes you sleep better at night bro. If you can't understand the simple points I raised, then I am sorry, I can't help you any further.

blueyedgeek:
Anything that makes you sleep better at night bro. If you can't understand the simple points I raised, then I am sorry, I can't help you any further.

U need the help.
Keep it.

felixomor:


Let me easily reproduce what they did, since it seems too difficult for your brain

Nairaland has 1.7 million members?

1. False

2. True

Answer.

I dont know what you hope to achieve with this question, its obvious you didnt play the game.

Look at viki.z's example on the first page.

The question was how many men were in jesus' tomb?

In his first trial, he chose 2 and was wrong because mark 16:5 states that there was one man dressed in white in the tomb

He tried the same question again, and chose 1 but was still wrong because luke 24:4 states that there were two men dressed in shining garments in the tomb

Admitedly, the website is for mockery ....but you cant blame them, can you?

taurus25:


I dont know what you hope to achieve with this question, its obvious you didnt play the game.

Look at viki.z's example on the first page.

The question was how many men were in jesus' tomb?

In his first trial, he chose 2 and was wrong because mark 16:5 states that there was one man dressed in white in the tomb

He tried the same question again, and chose 1 but was still wrong because luke 24:4 states that there were two men dressed in shining garments in the tomb

Admitedly, the website is for mockery ....but you cant blame them, can you?

Oh, the website is for mockery abi?
I am glad u admiitted that.

So, but u still didnt answer my own question.....

Seun:
Thanks. Corrected.

When you're through with the quiz, please post your final score here!

Seun you're trying to prove that the bible is wrong and is nothing but ordinary tale story right ?

felixomor:


Oh, the website is for mockery abi?
I am glad u admiitted that.

yes, it is because the bible is riddled with controversial inconsistencies and contradictions.

So, but u still didnt answer my own question.....

well, thats because i failed to find the sense in the question, and because your're trying to use the question as a means to derail and deviate from the topic of discussion.

taurus25:


yes, it is because the bible is riddled with controversial inconsistencies and contradictions.



well, thats because i failed to find the sense in the question, and because your're trying to use the question as a means to derail and deviate from the topic of discussion.

i

Derail kwa.
But u found sense in the questions which were set on info that was specifically not in the bible.

Mega hypocrisy...

Derail ko, derail ni
I have even forgotten u didnt tell me what "technically" meant.
Abeg joor.

Move on

Chai... What an ingenious way to open the yansh of the bible. And to make it even better felixomor is also opening his own yansh in solidarity...

randomperson:
Chai... What an ingenious way to open the yansh of the bible. And to make it even better felixomor is also opening his own yansh in solidarity...

The random talkative who doesnt know parrots exists, is talking.

But on a more serious note... If stories that are these pivotal and fundamental to the concept of Christianity have contradictory accounts, in a book that is supposedly inspired by an infallible Holy- Spirit, then why do Christians still believe this bullsh*t... I guess most people need their delusions..

1. Two young men appeared to the women in the sepulchre. However, Mark focuses on the young man who spoke to the women, because the two young could not be speaking at the same time. Any competent Bible student knows that Mark is usually not into details. Mark most probably penned down the gospel as he heard an eyewitness(most probably Peter) narrate.

Luke says "they said unto them". The use of the pronoun "they" indicates that the young men had the same message for the women. My mother can tell me to shun smoking. However, I can rightly say that my Parents told me to shun smoking.

randomperson:
But on a more serious note... If stories that are these pivotal and fundamental to the concept of Christianity have contradictory accounts, in a book that is supposedly inspired by an infallible Holy- Spirit, then why do Christians still believe this bullsh*t... I guess most people need their delusions..

I created a thread similar to the quiz OP gave for almost six months now and none of our Christian apologists have been able to provide us the right answers

felixomor:


The random talkative who doesnt know parrots exists, is talking.

... It's always cute when u try to do a comeback after being utterly humiliated...
BTW, your lie that I don't know about parrots just shows desperation on your part. This coming from someone who claims donkeys and snakes can speak human languages...
In order not to derail the thread, why not just address the contradictions in the different gospels... Or u can't think of a response yet??... Don't worry, no pressure, take your time

DoctorAlien:
1. Two young men appeared to the women in the sepulchre. However, Mark focuses on the young man who spoke to the women, because the two young could not be speaking at the same time. Any competent Bible student knows that Mark is usually not into details. Mark most probably penned down the gospel as he heard an eyewitness(most probably Peter) narrate.

Luke says "they said unto them". The use of the pronoun "they" indicates that the young men had the same message for the women. My mother can tell me to shun smoking. However, I can rightly say that my Parents told me to shun smoking.

My brother allow them to fifht with English.
I hope u know its not everyone that comprehends.
Let alone the atheistic brain effects.

randomperson:

... It's always cute when u try to do a comeback after being utterly humiliated...
BTW, your lie that I don't know about parrots just shows desperation on your part. This coming from someone who claims donkeys and snakes can speak human languages...
In order not to derail the thread, why not just address the contradictions in the different gospels... Or u can't think of a response yet??... Don't worry, no pressure, take your time

Yinmu.
Move to one side.

hopefulLandlord:


I created a thread similar to the quiz OP gave for almost six months now and none of our Christian apologists have been able to provide us the right answers

that's their modus operandi, if they can't derail or deceive, they dodge. In my short time on nairaland, I already have three thread where they completely cowered out... It's a skill that is specially mastered

DoctorAlien:
1. Two young men appeared to the women in the sepulchre. However, Mark focuses on the young man who spoke to the women, because the two young could not be speaking at the same time. Any competent Bible student knows that Mark is usually not into details. Mark most probably penned down the gospel as he heard an eyewitness(most probably Peter) narrate.

Luke says "they said unto them". The use of the pronoun "they" indicates that the young men had the same message for the women. My mother can tell me to shun smoking. However, I can rightly say that my Parents told me to shun smoking.

Am not even going to waste my time showing what a shoddy job u did there... Just excuses galore... There are multiple contradictions so don't just pick the one u have ready made excuses for...

Hehehe...Dem bury am somewhere

Deicide:
You get Sense so

2. John summarized the events from Pilate's judgment to the arrival at golgotha in just one verse(17). John made no mention of Simon of Cyrene and his being compelled to bear the cross. That is a detail he did not add. He simply added that Jesus bore His cross away and began to journey to golgotha to be crucified, and the next scene he narrates is the arrival at golgotha.

Suffice it to say that the gospels didn't tell us all that happened. Contrary to the lie found on the quiz site, the Bible does not say that Simon of Cyrene bore the cross until they got to golgotha. Matt. 27:32 simply says they compelled him to bear the cross. He could have borne it for only 5 minutes. No one knows.

Moral lesson: whoever bore the cross to golgotha, Hallelujah! JESUS DIED TO SET ME FREE FROM SIN AND ITS CONDEMNATION!

felixomor:


My brother allow them to fifht with English.
I hope u know its not everyone that comprehends.
Let alone the atheistic brain effects.

Of course, it's not easy to comprehend when one gospel says there was one mad man in gadarenes and another gospel says there are two... I mean, it's possible one and two men the same thing right??