I noticed the presence of several monitor lizards in my plantain farm and tried setting multiple traps to catch them but none worked.

Having watched lots of Ultimate Survival episodes on discovery channel as a fan of Bear Grylls, I decided to use one of his methods; the use of hooks.

So I bought 2 fishing hooks and used chicken intestine as bait. I did that around 7am.

A few hours later, look what I got!!!!

I met it still struggling with the hook and as a sharp guy, I quickly got long stick and hit its head and made sure it was weak as I hear stories of how dangerous its tail is in defense against predators.

The monitor lizard being held by a friend who is also a nairalander.

Roasting the hell out of its life.

Christmas done pure. who needs chicken when u hv monitor lizard...

Caesarean Section....

It was a she.

Got some eggs though. lol

Brutal slaughtering process ended.

When I remember how much of my plantain it has devoured....
Frying with annoyance!!

End-product!!!
Well........, happy holidays!

I dedicate this thread to Lalasticlala.

I dedicate this thread to Seun and Lalasticlala.

Cc r231 ; freiburger

Pishure of u eating it or idonbilivit.



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Sleekydee:
Christmas done pure. who needs chicken when u hv monitor lizard...

The chicken wey dem dey sell these days sef no reach anywhere for pot and even sold at a ridiculous price.

YhungPablo:
end of the year food for FP..

Na so..

Hoping to catch more soon.


I noticed the 2nd hook is missing. Meaning another monitor lizard escaped with it, probably stuck in its jaws and may probably go and die somewhere.

sanyahkod:

Na so..

That thing is poisonous, op is going to die soon.

Hmmmmm, this looks like the ass of an elephant

why don't u get a better frying pan ,it look like frying pan from sambisa

are u sure it is safe to eat dat tin??

PurestBoy:


That thing is poisonous, op is going to die soon.

Lol

so you watch Bear Grills... mah niggah

Hehe....Bear Grylls fan. Have you been eating antelope dung too?

sanyahkod:
Roasting the hell out of its life.

Lala would soon be following you on Nairaland.

i always wonder what pleasure people get from eating all this weird looking animals .

Must we eat everything we kill

Funny thread

sanyahkod:
I noticed the presence of several monitor lizards in my plantain farm and tried setting multiple traps to catch them but none worked.

Having watched lots of Ultimate Survival episodes on discovery channel as a fan of Bear Grylls, I decided to use one of his methods; the use of hooks.

So I bought 2 fishing hooks and used chicken intestine as bait. I did that around 7am.

A few hours later, look what I got!!!!

the different between you and animal is not that significant!

I don't think I cn eat it....

Op was it sweet

Ol boy this op nor get chill at all oo