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An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:24pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Dear future wife, i'm sure you must have been following keenly how people fantansize about their dream wedding, along with the bombardment of the social media with pre-wedding photos and show of affection ehh... Know that my case is different sha. I won't have strength to do the following: 1) going to a crowded shopping mall to propose in front of the mall. I'm an introvert o. Saying it after 'our second round' should do (biko) 2) i can't be cramming long text book of the words to use when the time comes. E fit hook. Besides, book i read for school too many for my head to accommodate more things 3) i can't be doing like small pikin talking about our journey from childhood to the present time on social media. It will finish my data o. Besides money gat to be made 4) don't expect me after spending enof for wedding plans, to be doing photo shoot for pre-wedding pics up and down. The country hard o. Some will wear agbada, wear suit, enter garden, climb olumo etc. Shuooo 5) add more guys |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:29pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
You never told us mamagee is your future wife. Only a clown will put up with this 1 Like |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Twaci(f): 4:33pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Alondra:Cold just catch me now
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Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:35pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Twaci:sorry |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:51pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Alondra:hian! So my own alondra has joined the bandwagon feelings should do na. Let me add self... I don't have six packs (i don't plan having. The last time out in a gym went ugly. Hand swell up and i just started eaten and sleeping anyhow) no beard gang (my papa nor transfer give me) and no fancy hair style (low cut things coz am a role model) so wer do i stand?? |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 4:59pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
redbeans:you stand on the floor, a guess work tho |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by drmikeadams(m): 5:31pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
dont expect me to sing praise and worship you while u bring ur damaged ,excavated pussyy for me ,,, i need a virginized wife. |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 6:24pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
drmikeadams:bros bros. If d MODS catch u.. |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 6:26pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Gothblackgal shey u like it simple. D african way |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by dacblogger: 6:38pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
Alondra:haba, that was harsh... |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 6:48pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
dacblogger:was it? |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by drmikeadams(m): 8:31pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
redbeans:mods na dead person name |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Gothblackgal(f): 10:25pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
redbeans: Never knew someone even knows me. Telemundo and Televista has ruined the female psyche, I love a "screen" proposal, but you know publicity has its disad.... |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:48am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Twaci:hohoho (laffin in taiwan) dat pics though... |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:50am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Gothblackgal:hmmm... K den. *throws away secret proposal ring.. Walks out distraught* |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Gothblackgal(f): 6:33am On Dec 28, 2016 |
redbeans: Hahaha, don't throw it na |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 8:24am On Dec 28, 2016 |
Emm.. The search goes on. I think colik won't disappoint me. She is an epitome of a simple lady. (inner thought - i only have to contend with her mood swing) |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 9:23am On Dec 28, 2016 |
redbeans:Really? |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 12:11pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
Alondra:hian! |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 12:38pm On Dec 28, 2016 |
colik: |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
drmikeadams: |
Re: An Open Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 1:38pm On May 09, 2017 |
dacblogger:leave them. The truth is bitter |
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