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I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by realjoker(m): 1:08pm On Dec 28, 2016
Applicants with the following requirements should apply;
1. Should have natural long hair, 2 feet or more;
2. Minimum of a University Degree from a Federal University, preferably in the Medical sciences. Masters degree is an added advantage.
3. Satisfactory income source backed by a 7 figure bank statement.
4. A tigress in bed, and a great cook.
5. Sexually troublesome virgin of 22 and above.
6. No tattoos or unusual body piercings.
7. Should have an hour glass traffic stopping body.
8. Able to sustain an intellectual conversation in Politics, Economics and Law as well as an awesome sense of humour.
9. Attach written recommendations from at least 2 former boyfriends.
10. Knowledge of Public relations that is awesome.
11. Fluent in at least 3 International languages and 3 Local Languages.
12. Well-trained in home management and hospitality.
13. Must have a great character.
14. At least 3 years dating experience with no previous record of cheating.
15. Demonstrated ability to make a man successful academically and politically.
All applicants are advised to send their applications by 30th of January 2017.
Attach health and birth certificates, or an Affidavit from the Supreme Court of Nigeria.
Only selected candidates will be contacted.
* You may inform your friends and relatives, please*

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Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by adonbilivit: 1:12pm On Dec 28, 2016
op, is it ur money that is stuck in MMM that has affected your brains this badly?

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Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 1:13pm On Dec 28, 2016
realjoker grin indeed you are a real joker
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by BiafraBushBoy(m): 1:17pm On Dec 28, 2016
hahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by hymanflex(m): 1:27pm On Dec 28, 2016
OP they have join hands on your matter. Muahahahahahahah. grin grin grin grin
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by realjoker(m): 1:28pm On Dec 28, 2016
hymanflex:
OP they have join hands on your matter. Muahahahahahahah. grin grin grin grin
Do you mean all the qualified girls?
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by realjoker(m): 1:30pm On Dec 28, 2016
adonbilivit:
op, is it ur money that is stuck in MMM that has affected your brains this badly?
No, I invest only my spare money in MMM, so I don't know what you are talking about. I invested little change there.
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 1:31pm On Dec 28, 2016
This one brain don dey leak cheesy cheesy
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 1:45pm On Dec 28, 2016
prettythicksme:
This one brain don dey leak cheesy cheesy
seconded
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 1:51pm On Dec 28, 2016
.
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by hymanflex(m): 1:52pm On Dec 28, 2016
I presume
realjoker:
Do you mean all the qualified girls?
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by smartanthony5: 1:56pm On Dec 28, 2016
is it for buhari to marry.or that man we government never pay money 4 the past 7 months.
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by ShayGirl(f): 2:02pm On Dec 28, 2016
Lol....u would need to create one yourself oo bro!
grin
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by realjoker(m): 3:01pm On Dec 28, 2016
prettythicksme:
This one brain don dey leak cheesy cheesy
Oma307:

seconded
say wetin nau, no make me increase the criteria. This simple criteria is what you ladies are going Gaga on.
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 3:03pm On Dec 28, 2016
realjoker:

say wetin nau, no make me increase the criteria. This simple criteria is what you ladies are going Gaga on.
angry i am not understanding.
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 3:09pm On Dec 28, 2016
Look for clay and mould one. grin cheesy cheesy
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 3:10pm On Dec 28, 2016
somebody pls get this guy a mannequin
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 3:18pm On Dec 28, 2016
gringrin Here i am but you are not qualified to have me
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 3:18pm On Dec 28, 2016
my son get a very long ladder, come up to heaven and get urself a piece of clay and you know the rest.
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by MisterLongman(m): 3:53pm On Dec 28, 2016
You are truly a real joker.....


Oti ya weyrey tipe tipe
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Oilwell(m): 4:33pm On Dec 28, 2016
Op you will definitely meet her. But its in heaven.

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Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by realjoker(m): 5:30pm On Dec 28, 2016
Stupedinluv:
gringrin Here i am but you are not qualified to have me
OK, forward in your application letter.
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by chimerase2: 5:40pm On Dec 28, 2016
grin
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Ifeanyi4491(m): 5:40pm On Dec 28, 2016
adonbilivit:
op, is it ur money that is stuck in MMM that has affected your brains this badly?
u killed every thing grin
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Ximenez(m): 5:53pm On Dec 28, 2016
Some girls can't meet up to 2/40 of those criteria, hence they are turning on the op cheesy. Op, even though you are a joker you've just reminded some girls of how developmentally retarded they are.
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by realjoker(m): 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2016
Ximenez:
Some girls can't meet up to 2/40 of those criteria, hence they are turning on the op cheesy. Op, even though you are a joker you've just reminded some girls of how developmentally retarded they are.
lolz.. U r right.
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by Nobody: 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2016
Op come collect clay make you mould a woman.
You might just be lucky. grin

So what are you bringing to the table? what's your profile?
So we know we're not dealing with a Dunderhead.
Ops! i just saw your sobriquet "realjoker". you got me thereundecided
Re: I Am Getting Married In 2017. Now Looking For A Wife With This qualities. by realjoker(m): 8:38am On Dec 29, 2016
Piercedclit:
Op come collect clay make you mould a woman.
You might just be lucky. grin

So what are you bringing to the table? what's your profile?
So we know we're not dealing with a Dunderhead.
Ops! i just saw your sobriquet "realjoker". you got me thereundecided
Do you possess the required criteria?

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