English.

Muafrika2:


I thought ni vile hawajui kufuga ng'ombe Lakini nafahamu hao wafugaji wanaitwa Fulani wanapendelea sana kutoweo cha nyoka. Hata wataita wetu ambao hula vitu tofauti sidhani nyoka wanakaribia.

Happy New Year the cold heartless Kenyans. May their undeserved sense of accomplishment may finally be checked. A 1000 year plan, yes. What is the problem with that exactly? You have only come come back this thread to disgrace yourself. Bring it on friend.

I await your cannon fire in the for stats no one cares about. Should I begin with the famine in Kenya to defend our status as Giants asleep but shall awake? Or your political assassinations? Or the vast inequality in your society?

MtuMsuper:

Happy New Year to all posters good, bad and imbecilic alike. I hope you less informed 9ja peoples have learnt something. I have been on a self imposed hiatus from this thread, it was getting to my nerves and I see there's no change since then since the likes of iblawi still here vituperating.
I agree i also had an AIYAYAYAAYA moment when someone said they have 1000 year plans as the template for development and also when someone said they dont pay taxes. I mean, WTFF!

Is this story actually true. People tend to manufacture stories based on what they have been told happened in the past.

kikuyu1:
Any Naijjan from Jos,pls tell me: my bro in law was there for a wedding early this year. The whole state according to him was in darkness. When he asked he was told the gov imports gensets! Apparently its one of the reasons apart from low capacity why you suffer stone age electrical system;elites mainly governors import gensets and protect their market.
Is this true?

Some pages back I informed you of the milk value chain



Simple minds assume its all about cows but it allows room for others to invest at some point along the chain. Being a bright dude he found space in plastic packaging. By March he'll operate a 50 t monthly capacity plant. This will increase the total value chain,now estimated at over 2.5 bn$ reducing employment and earning some nice change.
Instead of yelping about Dangote money while firmly attached to his titts look and learn about real wealth creation!! You just might learn something.

Funny thing is, there is actually a 100 year plan. Nigeria is actually 102 years old.

kikuyu1:
Though this thread has been full of foolishness and a generally high f'tardation level 2 posts made me go AIYAYYAYA!



Firstly nairalander claimed our MDG targets are unrealistic since they "should have 100 year timelines like other countries"!!



The other genius henrydone,managed to identify Kumasi here and claimed Naij exceeds us since "they have more cities here than us."

Srsly,you guys suffer a cognitive issue-for real! Its extremely amusing to watch but pls get some help!

Guy u dey mad!

What consequences have come for the corrupt people in your country?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldenberg_scandal

that have been reported under Jubilee regime

“THREE YEARS DOWN THE LINE AND THEY TALK OF 20YEARS TO RULE. CHECK THIS OUT:

1. KSh. 53 billion Laptop tendering rejected by court, whereabout of money already allocated by parliament unknown.

2. KSh314.2 billion Standard Guage Tendering (shrouded inflated Chinese single sourcing).

3. KSh475billion Irregular Lamu Coal project award (a company that did not even submit a proposal at the RFP stage).

4. Ksh10billion GDC tendering scandal.

5. K Sh55.6 billion JKIA New Terminal irregular tendering through KAA.

6. GDC 60Billion failed oil drill well

7. Chicken gate IEBC scandal kshs 50M.

8. Weston Hotel primary school land grab.

9. Lamu irregular land allocations revealed by post al shabaab terror attack investigations.

10. KSh. 8billion Karen Land saga involving 40mps.

11. Ksh38Billion medical import irregular leasing.


You are one to point fingers.

GERALD710:


The United States is the Third most populated nation on Earth and it is doing preety well. In fact. most populated nations, with the exception of those in Africa and a few in Asia are doing well.Japan with 128 million has even more sophisticated infrastructure than the USA for example,Germany with 82 million is the same case. Brazil ,well, it depends on the state but in comparison to African nations, it is quite ahead.
So,No.
As for taxes, we are well aware of Nigerians not paying taxes. It is why we claim to be better than you. Nigeria collects just slightly more than the Kenya Revenue Authority and uses the money to service 200 million people while Kenya uses the same to service 46 million people. Factor in corruption (which Nigeria has far higher levels than Kenya, given the fact that people in your country can even steal both the hard and soft copies of your budget with no repercussions) and you realise that Nigeria must have like non existent government services!!

Your very clueless for this statement. Have you ever actually even lived in Nigeria up to a year?

Nigeria has everything your environment has in triple portions. It's not just some geographical carving, it is an identity forged by generations of feudal wars, show some respect when you come on here bro.

MtuMsuper:

Everything from Lions, crocodiles, pythons, monitor lizards, rats to fvck knows what else . All here on nairaland. just search and see for yourself

Explain this.

naijalander:
English.

Hizo miaka zote mtaani hushikanishi? Kuzubaa tu! Maziwa lala!

Mimi si gala kama wewezudiss watu na lugha hawajui. Enda home ujifunze manners

Muafrika2:

Hizo miaka zote mtaani hushikanishi? Kuzubaa tu! Maziwa lala!

Your fada!

Muafrika2:

Hizo miaka zote mtaani hushikanishi? Kuzubaa tu! Maziwa lala!

naijalander:

Your fada!

Fala

Fala times 2

Muafrika2:

Fala

naijalander:

Fala times 2

Mumu

òdè

Muafrika2:

Mumu

naijalander:
òdè

Nenda ule mchuzi wa nyoka. It's a holiday

Muafrika2:

Nenda ule mchuzi wa nyoka. It's a holiday

That's Swahili ... right ?

KingEbukasBlog:




That's Swahili ... right ?

Yeah

Muafrika2:

Yeah

"Navigate the snake sauce"

Its that a proverb for avoidance of anything that could cause trouble

KingEbukasBlog:



"Navigate the snake sauce"

Its that a proverb for avoidance of anything that could cause trouble

Oh my, you're pretty close

Am telling him to eat it

He missed it when he spent too many years away from home

Muafrika2:

Oh my, you're pretty close

Am telling him to eat it

He missed it when he spent too many years away from home

I used google translate because I don't know Swahili

Oh ... he is a Kenyan expatriate ?

Rude as always.

Muafrika2:

Oh my, you're pretty close

Am telling him to eat it

He missed it when he spent too many years away from home

KingEbukasBlog:


I used google translate because I don't know Swahili

Oh ... he is a Kenyan expatriate ?

A Nigerian who has lived in Kenya. Now he's in Nigeria dissing us.

naijalander:

Rude as always.

We can't help our coldness Umejileta kichinjio,

GERALD710:

If you are trying to compare Nigerian Parks and Kenyan ones, that is the height of delusion.
Nigeria's wildlife is largely on the verge of extinction. Virtually every African animal species I have checked on is either endangered or extinct in much of West Africa
Kenya has the largest number of almost every animal you know of on this continent(except for Elephants, Botswana has a larger population and Cheetahs, whose crown goes to Namibia)>
The city of Nairobi alone has the second largest variety of bird species in a city after Caracas,Venezuela and is the only city with a Park, which I am preety sure has more wildlife than the entire Nigeria wihin its own boundaries.
Or does Nigeria have millions of wilderbeest,Zebra,Antelopes moving across nations in search of pasture.
SMH.
When it comes to wildlife, South Africa, Botswana and to some extent Tanzania,Zambia are close competitors.No country in the entire West African region even comes close.
If you want us to flood the thread with pictures of our 50+ Wildlife parks and Reserves.(Maasai Mara,Amboseli and Tsavo alone would fill an entire thread) and our Marine Parks.(Which Nigeria does not have any, since it was never a marine life hotspot and I presume oil spills have killed the rest) you cannot even compete!!

I see! But how come The Gambia has one Park in the top 10 in Africa?

Africa’s 10 best safari parks

For many, Africa is safari. But it's a big continent. Here's where to find the most outstanding trips

Whether you're an Africa neophyte or a veteran of the savannah, there are fewer things harder to resist than a ride into the wild, cameras loaded, khakis pressed.

But not all plains are created equal.



1. Maasai Mara National Reserve, Kenya

Serengeti
The traffic in The Mara is just deadly.
Best for: Big cats and the great migration.
The Maasai Mara national Reserve, also known as "The Mara," is the venue for arguably the most astounding wildlife spectacle on earth.

Every year during the great migration an estimated 2.5 million animals make a round-trip journey of 2,000 kilometers across the Serengeti ecosystem between Tanzania and Kenya.

The Mara has been described as the most prolific wildlife real-estate on earth and is perhaps Africa’s greatest safari destination.

Similarly, the Serengeti, which is contiguous with The Mara to the south, is one of Africa’s truly untamed wildernesses, with seemingly endless expanses of swaying savannah where plains herds graze and lions and cheetah maintain a vigil from their lookout kopjes.

For more info: www.maasaimara.com



2. Central Kalahari Game Reserve, Botswana

Kalahari
A good place for lion spotters.
Best for: Untamed, limitless desert wilderness and the tough Kalahari lions.


Botswana’s Central Kalahari Game Reserve is Africa at its rawest. The San Bushmen have lived here for an estimated 30,000 years and the first explorers knew this area as "the plains where courage fails."

There are only a few lodges that allow an opportunity to explore the reserve without the safety net of a full-blown four-wheel drive expedition vehicle and in this area you could not feel farther removed from the crowds and tour buses of other parks.

In the heart of the Kalahari you camp within earshot of roaring lions, in the certain knowledge that there will rarely be anyone else within 50 kilometers.

For more info: www.botswanatourism.co.bw

More on CNN: Best places to spot tigers in India



3. Kidepo Valley National Park, Uganda

kidepo park
For all your adrenalin-producing needs.
Best for: Spectacular landscapes and great buffalo herds.
With sprawling savannah and soaring mountains, Kidepo National Park might be the most picturesque park in Africa.

Sharing borders with Sudan and Kenya’s Northern Frontier District, it is Uganda’s most beautiful, remote and least-explored park. Kidepo was once the playground of the late president Idi Amin and you can still visit the haunting ruins of a lodge that could just as easily have been designed as a massive bunker.

Those who take the trouble to get here are rewarded with phenomenal wildlife sightings and a level of exclusivity that can rarely be had at any cost in neighboring countries.

For more info: www.ugandawildlife.org



4. Ngorongoro Crater Conservation Area, Tanzania

Ngorongoro Crater Conservation Area
An African Eden.
Best for: Near guaranteed sightings of the "Big Five" (elephant, lion, buffalo, rhino and leopard).


Tanzania’s Ngorongoro Crater could be the most compact wildlife venue on the planet. From the first spellbinding glimpse of the crater and the stomach-churning descent down the inner walls, your senses are assaulted by Africa at its most intense.

During a single morning you can easily rack up unforgettable sightings of elephant, rhino, buffalo, lion and leopard.

If this is your first time on safari it can be the perfect choice but aficionados complain that this amazing little "lost world" makes it all too easy.

For more info: www.ngorongorocrater.org

More on CNN: Expert advice for safaris



5. Etosha National Park, Namibia

cheetah spotting africa
Who's staking out whom?
Best for: Cheetah spotting and waterhole stakeouts.


Etosha National Park is Namibia’s premier wildlife venue and one of Africa’s most hypnotic landscapes.

The park takes its name from a local word meaning "Great White Place" and the startling white pan (which was a lake bed 12 million years ago) covers about a quarter of Etosha’s 22,300 square kilometers.

The key to wildlife spotting here is to focus on the waterholes that dot these lizard-baking, mirage-haunted plains.

Etosha is home to the Big Five, vast herds of gazelle and antelope and (depending on season) more than 300 species of birds.

For more info: www.etoshanationalpark.co.za



6. National Parks along Gambia River, The Gambia

Gambia
Gambia -- ignore it and miss out.
Best for: Bird watching and West African aquatic wildlife.
The Gambia is effectively little more than the opposing banks of West Africa’s greatest river, but the six national parks strung along Gambia River constitute one of Africa’s most unexpected safari venues.

The country has traditionally been written off by safari connoisseurs as "hunted out" but its reputation as a safari destination has been sadly understated.

Not only is it a paradise for bird-watchers (with almost 600 species) but its bush is home to monkey, baboon and chimpanzee, and its crocodile-infested waters offer rarer sightings like African otter and manatee.

For more info: www.accessgambia.com




7. Ahaggar National Park, Algeria

Ahaggar
Africa's greatest moonscape?
Best for: Tuareg nomadic culture and vast, sweeping Sahara landscapes.


On a map of North Africa, Algeria’s Ahaggar National Park is where the "H" would be in "SAHARA."

This immense park is 40 times the size of the entire Gambian nation but, far from being a massive wasteland, the center of the world’s greatest desert is a diverse area, boasting classic dunes and a 3,000-meter mountain range.

Despite its reputation, security is rarely a problem in this area: as the local Tuareg people are quick to point out, in this vast country you’re further from Algiers than you would be if you’d stayed in London.





8. Kruger National Park, South Africa

Kruger
One of Africa's more convenient safaris.
Best for: Accessible wilderness and activity safaris.

Kruger National Park, South Africa’s flagship park, is famous for the great diversity of habitats (16 macro eco-zones have been recognized here) that can be found in the 300 kilometers of wilderness that lie between the Limpopo and the Crocodile rivers.

Kruger is the most accessible and best equipped of Africa’s great parks and makes an ideal venue for self-drive safaris, since it is well signposted, well maintained and even boasts restaurants and gas stations.

Apart from wonderful wildlife sightings, other great adventure draw-cards of Kruger are its range of multi-day hiking trails and mountain-biking tours.

For more info: www.krugerpark.co.za




9. Okavango Delta, Botswana

Okavango Delta
Wait till you see what's lurking beneath.
Best for: Huge crocodiles and mokoro (dugout) safaris.


Okavango Delta, the world’s biggest inland delta, is a wetland wilderness that is almost the same size as Israel.

Here the waters that fell as highland rains in far-off Angola are finally swallowed by the sands of Botswana’s Kalahari.

A waterborne safari, paddling over the clear waters (no murky swamps or mangroves in the Okavango) in a mokoro dugout can either be an unforgettably serene experience or one of Africa’s most nerve-wracking wildlife encounters … depending on the proximity of the Delta’s great pods of hippos and its six-meter crocs.

For more info: www.okavangodelta.com



10. Perinet Reserve, Madagascar

Perinet
Madagascar's wildlife gets cute.
Best for: Giant lemur and many of Madagascar’s unique creatures.


Perinet Reserve is the ideal place for the safari buff who claims to have seen it all. An astounding 80 percent of Madagascar’s wildlife can be found only on the mysterious "island of the moon."

Perinet is the location of the country’s greatest tracts of Indian Ocean rainforest and the only place to see the giant indri.

This great fluffy, black-and-white lemur (looking like a seven-year-old child in a panda suit) sends up a haunting siren call that carries far across the mist-shrouded canopy. It is one of the most unforgettable sounds of the African wilderness.


http://travel.cnn.com/africas-10-best-national-parks-218773/

Oops! Forgot to mention lightyagami/pissedyagami ,mkenya254 and my personal fav naijgotjokes(where did you go? Pls come back!) SHOUTOUTS TO YOU ALL! Arinze,for real,my dude,you're beyond boring!

If I posted this 8000 times how would you feel!?

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I know you lack simple facts and figures to prove your case but still...
Which reminds me while you all ignore the 3 or 4 websites that place our unis above yours to fixate on 4icu you're missing the point. Its not about higher education but quality and accessibility. Who would like to bring in primary school transition rates??

naijalander:

Pidgin is spoken from Cameroon to Ghana.

Even down to Liberia.

gallivant:


I told you so, I know zoo crap when I see it. There are no more pure breed species in the Nigerian wild, you ate them all.

No! They didn't extinct because West Africans ate them all but because majority of West Africans embraced civilization hence the deforestation and expansions of Empires. East Africans(excluding Ethiopia) don't even know what is civilization until they met foreigners.


Looking at the map below, says it all.

All animals migrated in millions to Kenya to seek for refuge because no civilization in Kenya and many parts of East and Southern Africa. Bhuuuhahaha!


Happy new year.

forgiveness:


No! They didn't extinct because West Africans ate them all but because majority of West Africans embraced civilization hence the deforestation and expansions of Empires. East Africans(excluding Ethiopia) don't even know what is civilization until they met foreigners.


Looking at the map below, says it all.

All animals migrated in millions to Kenya to seek for refuge because no civilization in Kenya and many parts of East and Southern Africa. Bhuuuhahaha!


Happy new year.

He he Civilization

Are you referring to that big slum Ibadan?

Destroying the environment is being civil?

Muafrika2:

He he Civilization

Are you referring to that big slum Ibadan?

Destroying the environment is being civil?

At least it is better than living and roaming the bush unclad. Bhuuuhahaha!

God said 'multiple and spread across the face of the earth to Man' so, what is the problem if West Africans spread?

About the slum things, Nairobi is the king of slums in the world.

naijalander:
Your very clueless for this statement. Have you ever actually even lived in Nigeria up to a year?

Nigeria has everything your environment has in triple portions. It's not just some geographical carving, it is an identity forged by generations of feudal wars, show some respect when you come on here bro.

Oga, i hope you're back home with your folks celebrating yuletide. Am busy stuffing myself and family , and inspecting my 25 strong dairy herd. Do you know how refreshing it is to eat ugali dona as opposed to the super refined stuff from commercial millers? I run my farm via phone but now am back to see for myself things before i return to the City. I build my nation both in the City and rural as well as the non tangible nation building like raising kids and looking after my elders. I have no time proving anything to a whining , petulant ungrateful visitor with a sense of entitlement, who has scant respect for his hosts. And not that i should prove anything to anyone anyway. I have this very day harvested mammoth bananas from our family plot.So huge they are twice the size of normal bunches. We shall also be passing by some place in the lake region this week to buy cheap rice by the 90kg bag. Full bellies are the norm in this place. Even by the poorest, they can afford healthy meals.

PS: Please, don't come back to our "small " place .

naijalander:
Mimi si gala kama wewezudiss watu na lugha hawajui. Enda home ujifunze manners

You can actually attempt sheng? This is amazing, we should extend new years by one day. Na usijaribu kutukanana hapa, utawezwa vibaya, utashangaa. (Now run along and go grab your translator friend to help you with that , that google translate is not very accurate for any language )

Lagos build, Nigeria build, Africa build!


BUILD BUILD BUILD...



Conquer every inch of your environment !


Its your land! Give Slums the elbow ! Give ghettos the heave ho !


Build well, my country people !!


Build and make your race proud! Build and make your nation great !