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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by EmperorLee(m): 8:32pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Dominique .... Obinnau .. Please you guys should help unban Mattkent, he was banned by Anti spam while trying to post an update of his story. Thanks in advance ma'am ...... sire .. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by SRK1(m): 11:03am On Nov 27, 2016 |
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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Jaisgr8: 5:08pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:57pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
Ghost towwnnnnn |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 2:31pm On Dec 07, 2016 |
Please does anyone have a PDF of Romancing Your Husband by Debra White Smith, or any site I can download it free? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by xage(m): 7:22am On Dec 16, 2016 |
Nice |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Janeriga(m): 11:23pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
Love is a commitment btwn one party n d oda, not a department where silly choices can b taken..... |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by obidirector(m): 3:12am On Jan 01, 2017 |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jan 01, 2017 |
I once walked through Death's corridors, Where atop the icy floors lay carpets of blood, Where lightbulbs radiated uninspiring darkness, And a gallimaufry of rankling human skulls, Dangled menacingly from the chandelier above; I was a coat of paint away from the dreaded hearse, My fate ragged and grim like a pallbearer's countenance, My destiny doomed, like Oedipus at his birth, I was famished; I so hungered for a hug, I so wanted affection, I so hankered for the warmth of a bonfire, And perhaps a Doctor's prescription for my wounded confidence; I so wanted to give up, To capitulate, To succumb to the eerie whispers that mocked my perseverance, Then in the most unexpected hour, The most ravishing woman appeared; When she walked, it was divinity in motion, When she spoke, it was sublimity in sound, Her hair was red, her teeth heavenly white, Her eyes ocean blue, her smile Nigerian green, Red, white, blue, green, What a pleasant colour wheel she was, The luminescence of her skin compared to the sun, Is like the Sistine Chapel's glory compared to a ramshackle shack, The mystery woman was arrayed in an aureate apron, Which fluttered happily and merrily, like a superhero's cape in a pompous wind, The mystery woman soon opened the doors, Doors that led to a kitchen, Not a kitchen of breakable plates, Nor of aloof metal spoons, The kitchen was her heart of gold, From which she prepared a delightful banquet; Food and drink flowed like a mutinous river, It was a serve-yourself-affair, A buffet of love, a ceremony of Plentiful; Encouraged by her artless smile, I ate to my satisfaction; We had kisses for repast, French kisses for main course, And each time, the kisses peeled away our dresses and inhibitions, ‘Fore the giant snake in my pants, Sweet-talked its way into her Garden Of Eden, “I'm cûmming, I'm cûmming”, she moaned, And in that beautiful moment, Her womb belched a thunderous squirt, And deposited her ovaries on my unsuspecting lips. 9 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 12:36am On Jan 02, 2017 |
So, I'm not a poetess, but I love poems. I came across this years ago, but I was going through my phone today and stumbled upon it. Decided to post it here. Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem and he called it "chops" because that was the name of his dog and thats what it was all about his teacher gave him an A and a gold star and his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to his aunts. that was the year Father Tracy took all the kids to the zoo and he let them sing on the bus and his little sister was born with tiny nails and no hair and his mother and father kissed alot and the girl around the corner sent him a Valentine signed with a row of X's and he had to ask his father what the X's meant and his father always tucked him in bed at night and was always there to do it once on a piece of white paper with blue lines he wrote a poem he called it "Autumn" because that was the name of the season and that's what it was all about and his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more clearly and his mother never hung it on the kithcen door beause of the new paint and the kids told him that Father Tracy smoked cigars and left butts on the pews and sometime they would burn holes that was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses and black frames and the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to go see santa claus and the kids told him why his mother and father kissed alot and his father never tucked him in bed at night and his father got mad when he cried for him to do it once on a paper torn from his notebook he wrote a poem and he called it "Innocence: A Question" because that was the question about his girl and thats what it was all about and his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because he never showed her that was the year Father Tracy died and he forgot how the end of the Apostles's Creed went and he caught his sister making out on the back porch and his mother and father never kissed or even talked and the girl around the corner wore too much make up that made him cough when he kissed her but he kissed her anyway becuase it was the thing to do and at 3 am he tucked himself into bed his father snoring soundly that's why on the back of a brown paper bag he tried another poem and he called it "Absolutely Nothing" because that's what it was really all about and he gave himself an A and a slash on each damned wrist and he hung it on the bathroom door because this time he didnt think he could reach the kitchen---- 8 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 12:44am On Jan 02, 2017 |
Niyuu: This is my most favourite poem in the world ![]() ![]() |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 1:07am On Jan 02, 2017 |
swann: Really? ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 1:18am On Jan 02, 2017 |
Niyuu:Hmmm. Thank Lord. . .u didn't get annoyed. ![]() #YOlo |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 2:13am On Jan 02, 2017 |
YOLOHOMMIE: ![]() On a totally unrelated note though, why the #Yolo after each comment? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 2:34am On Jan 02, 2017 |
Niyuu: In love with it. . .its just a kind of reminder ![]() ![]() #YOLO |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 2:41am On Jan 02, 2017 |
YOLOHOMMIE: Wouldn't it be funny if you spoke how you type? Like ending each sentence with yolo.. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 2:46am On Jan 02, 2017 |
Niyuu: Lol. . .well, I don't and I can't. besides, why still awake? It's damn late already u know. #YOLO |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 2:51am On Jan 02, 2017 |
YOLOHOMMIE: Sleep has adamantly refused to come. Its actually very annoying. Let me guess why you're up... Listening to ur music? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 2:55am On Jan 02, 2017 |
Niyuu:hahaha. . .u re pretty right. I got the song on repeat. . .playing it over and over again. ![]() How about you, What's keeping you awake? #YOLO |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 3:01am On Jan 02, 2017 |
YOLOHOMMIE: Food. ![]() What song yu listening to? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 3:10am On Jan 02, 2017 |
Niyuu: Lol u don't mean it ![]() It's "reminder" - theweeknd. Dude is so talented. #YOLO |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 3:19am On Jan 02, 2017 |
YOLOHOMMIE: Ah.. He's a weeknd fan.. I felt it coming ![]() Through with eatin thoh.. Goodnight. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 7:37am On Jan 02, 2017 |
Niyuu: Good morning . . .how was ya nyt? ![]() #YOLO |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:00am On Jan 02, 2017 |
Niyuu: I have read the book. It's the most read book in my library(Like 20+ times, no exaggeration). It gave me a lot ot hope and i just loved feeling Infinite ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by amicable09(f): 9:18am On Jan 02, 2017 |
Niyuu:Hi dear, may I know the name of this poet please? I love this poem and thanks for sharing ![]() Thanks colik too. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:19am On Jan 02, 2017 |
swann: ![]() |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:22am On Jan 02, 2017 |
YOLOHOMMIE: It was non existent. Sleep still refused to show up.I'll prolly fall asleep later though... You slept awesomely yes? |
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