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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 10:27am On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:


Lmao... Good morning grin

Na lie,all these your cunny cunny ways and talk wont work tongue

Kolewerk

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by moscow0147(m): 10:40am On Jan 03, 2017
Yewandequeen:


Hehe
So you can do to me what you did to precious abi? Mbanu
Temy, leave yewandequeen alone, she's taken..
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 10:45am On Jan 03, 2017
moscow0147:


Temy, leave yewandequeen alone, she's taken..


Hahaahahha

I see you all, so you are defending me for yourself abi? Kolewerk tongue

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 11:09am On Jan 03, 2017
moscow0147:

Temy, leave yewandequeen alone, she's taken..
Yes boss! grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 11:15am On Jan 03, 2017
Yewandequeen is taken, Angelinastto is taken, MhizVeronica is taken Spdazzy is taken, even CynthiaMorgan is taken... Lolz, Karma is a b*tch.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 11:21am On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:
Yewandequeen is taken, Angelinastto is taken, MhizVeronica is taken Spdazzy is taken, even CynthiaMorgan is taken... Lolz, Karma is a b*tch.

grin grin grin

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by SPDAZZY(f): 11:26am On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:
Yewandequeen is taken, Angelinastto is taken, MhizVeronica is taken Spdazzy is taken, even CynthiaMorgan is taken... Lolz, Karma is a b*tch.

Lol, Pele cheesy

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by moscow0147(m): 11:34am On Jan 03, 2017
Yewandequeen:



Hahaahahha

I see you all, so you are defending me for yourself abi? Kolewerk tongue

Lol, it's not like that o...it's cuz you're my IB sister datz why I'm defending you
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by henryderek: 11:39am On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:
Yewandequeen is taken, Angelinastto is taken, MhizVeronica is taken Spdazzy is taken, even CynthiaMorgan is taken... Lolz, Karma is a b*tch.

Wias is yungtemy? If anyone of u sight him tell him to come and conclude dis story...

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 11:46am On Jan 03, 2017
moscow0147:


Lol, it's not like that o...it's cuz you're my IB sister datz why I'm defending you

Hmmmmm
Am watching you wink
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Aaam(m): 11:48am On Jan 03, 2017
what next




observing in 3D
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by moscow0147(m): 12:05pm On Jan 03, 2017
Yewandequeen:

Hmmmmm Am watching you wink
On UHD TV abi?, where in ib do you stay??.
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by moscow0147(m): 12:08pm On Jan 03, 2017
Yungtemy oya come and post before you meet axemen for your door

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 12:09pm On Jan 03, 2017
moscow0147:


On UHD TV abi?, where in ib do you stay??.


So u can come kidnap me abi?
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by collinometricx: 12:14pm On Jan 03, 2017
yungtemy u der givehi beta line 4 did aau

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by moscow0147(m): 12:19pm On Jan 03, 2017
Yewandequeen:



So u can come kidnap me abi?

Lol, Noo...I'm also staying in ib..I wanted to come and keep u safe incase yungtemy wants to come nd kidnap u
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 12:33pm On Jan 03, 2017
moscow0147:


Lol, Noo...I'm also staying in ib..I wanted to come and keep u safe incase yungtemy wants to come nd kidnap u

shocked


The devil i know (yungtemy) is better than you angel (moscow0147) that is to come, that i dont know what he is capable oftongue

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Angelinastto(f): 12:41pm On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:
Yewandequeen is taken, Angelinastto is taken, MhizVeronica is taken Spdazzy is taken, even CynthiaMorgan is taken... Lolz, Karma is a b*tch.
lol hormobolanle is so much around honey
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Aaam(m): 1:00pm On Jan 03, 2017
Angelinastto:

lol hormobolanle is so much around honey
nop, she is taken wink
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 1:31pm On Jan 03, 2017
The Result
(continuation)

''Bros, I no see my result o'' I said tapping Mayson. Mayson was busy checking his result, I could see sweat dripping from his face. His finger could be seen tracing through the result sheet.
Mayson: Ooboy! Them nack me, 2 D and 3 C. Choi! Thank God o. At least I still try small.
Me: I no see one of my result for board and the lecturer say make I come see am for him office. Which kind wahala be this na. O God why?
Mayson: how manage?....... Shai! Ooh.. Is it because of that incident?
Me: I don't know o. I just hope it isn't

I could recall vividly, Angel copying my work word for word. I just prayed it wasn't has a result of that. Prof. Muhammed who took the course, was a no nonsense lecturer. He was as strict as Prof. Eze, probably even worse. I never wished to have an encounter with him. Seeing the D's and F's on the board didn't surprise me at all. I actually knew who he really was.

Me: Thompson wetin dem give you, this one wey you dey shine teeth like ram wey them dey roast.
Thompson. Oboy! Na C parallel. But prof. Muhammed nack me D. Anyhow sha thank God say no be carry over.
Me: congrats.
Thompson: thank you. Temy no worry, everywhere go good and you don see marvis?
Mayson: I never see am o. I been try call am, but his number is not going through.
Thompson: is mat number is on my phone. Let me help him check his result.

Thompson went to check Marvis result, while myself and mayson relaxed at the side of our department discussing on what plan to take next concerning my missing result. While discussing, One of our course mate called Johnbull came up to us, to ask if our result went well. Johnbull was this tall lanky dude, dark in complexion with a very big Afro hair . He was an introvert, he hardly talks in class well, probably because he stammers when he talks.

Johnbull: h-h-ho-how, u-u-u-u-na, u-u-na.....
Me: bros, I dey (I helped him complete his words)
Johnbull: May-may-may-may-son m-m-my guyyyy.
Mayson: no dey spoil my name na. My name na Mayson.
Me: afa you na (looking at Mayson with an annoying look)
Mayson: the guy dey spoil my name.
Johnbull: I-I-I-I,... Jus-Jus-jus-just, say makeI, make I, make I, whoo-whoo-holla u na.

I felt pity for Johnbull, he really finds it hard to make a fluent speech, without stammering. I prayed silently in my mind for him.

While we were still having our converstion, Thompson came over to us, bursting out laughing like a loosed mad man that had just escaped from Yabaleft

Me: afa wetin happen?

Thompson: Marvis get F parrelal. Oboy! Upon the expo wey him dey carry and all the blocking
Mayson: Mehn, na f*ck up o. Chai!
Me: abeg, I dey comot I wan go see prof. Muhammed. Johnbull later na
Johnbull: who-who-who-who bye bye, we-we-weee g-g-go-gooo- gooo seee

before Johnbull could finish his speech I was already at the door of Prof. Muhammed office. Heart beating so fast, 100 times per seconds . I was scared as well. After taking a deep breathe, I knocked on his door.

Prof. Muhammed: come in
Me: good day sir. (my two hands rested at my back, as if I was handcuffed from behind)
Prof. Muhammed: how may I help you?
Me: sir, I didn't see my result, and you instructed me specifically to come to your office sir.
Prof. Muhammed: mm. Wait what level are you in?
Me: 200 level sir
Prof. Muhammed: okay, let me get your 100 level result broadsheet.
He brought it out of his brief case, wore his huge glasses and scanned through it.
He asked me for my name and mat no. I told him. He smiled a devilish smile and for a second he looked into my eyes. Deeply. I saw myself melting like a candle wax in front of him, but I just had to compose my self. He finally broke the short silence

Prof. Muhammed: I found out a girl could Angela copied your work. What do you have to say to that.
Me: sir, I don't know wen this events occurred. I was deeply concentrating on my work sir. I'm sorry for being complacent.
Prof. Muhammed: you should thank your stars I'm in a good mood today. You students think I don't read each and every one of your papers. For your information I read everything word for word. Anyways sign here.

I took out my pen and signed, my hands were shaking. I had just lied to my professor, and he believed. I saw my result, I actually got a D. Well, at least it still better than a carry over.

I walked out of his office feeling relieved and thankful.

PS.. It's so hard to mimic Johnbull

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by idrisbabat5(m): 1:47pm On Jan 03, 2017
Yewandequeen:


shocked


The devil i know (yungtemy) is better than you angel (moscow0147) that is to come, that i dont know what he is capable oftongue
lol...moscow0147 is just trying to keep u to himself

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 1:48pm On Jan 03, 2017
Angelinastto:
lol hormobolanle is so much around honey
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 1:51pm On Jan 03, 2017
Yewandequeen:


shocked


The devil i know (yungtemy) is better than you angel (moscow0147) that is to come, that i dont know what he is capable oftongue
I'm just dey waka pass o... grin
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 1:51pm On Jan 03, 2017
Bros if i get b self i dey cry. And here ur with d's and u dey jolly. Leave p*ssy alone.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 1:56pm On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:
lol... Very funny. Haha See.. You don break one of my ribs..
YewandeQueen pls be my missing ribs grin
Lol
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 1:57pm On Jan 03, 2017
saintbillion:
Bros if i get b self i dey cry. And here ur with d's and u dey jolly. Leave p*ssy alone.
bros.. That D na because of that matter o (if you've been following).. And if you dey my department International studies and history, If you get A.... Mmm. Then I go be your houseboy for ever. This I promise.

E be like say, you no no how AAU be. Lol Moscow0147 and collinometricx help me tell am abeg

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 1:58pm On Jan 03, 2017
SPDAZZY:

Lol, Pele cheesy
is okay lol
Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by youngfocus(m): 2:09pm On Jan 03, 2017
I av nt been around on my way to AAU,to tell Cynthia dat sum bad guy are cuming for is kitty kat,bt I got stranded in d middle of d road from Lagos to Bini it nt a easy journey,so I don't av much money wit me to continue, save a fine girl kitty kat from dis wrath donate #1000 naira from me to continue my journey,acct numba 5483005448,eco bank God bless u front nd back nd round about as u do so

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by YungTemy(m): 2:32pm On Jan 03, 2017
youngfocus:
I av nt been around on my way to AAU,to tell Cynthia dat sum bad guy are cuming for is kitty kat,bt I got stranded in d middle of d road from Lagos to Bini it nt a easy journey,so I don't av much money wit me to continue, save a fine girl kitty kat from dis wrath donate #1000 naira from me to continue my journey,acct numba 5483005448,eco bank God bless u front nd back nd round about as u do so
Youngfocus don become like pastor TB Joshua o. But wait, your prediction fit dey wrong like the past US election involving Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by saintbillion(m): 3:08pm On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:

bros.. That D na because of that matter o (if you've been following).. And if you dey my department International studies and history, If you get A.... Mmm. Then I go be your houseboy for ever. This I promise.

E be like say, you no no how AAU be. Lol Moscow0147 and collinometricx help me tell am abeg
O boy even UNN get discipline o. Just arts students sabi life. If to say na mech engine u dey do, or applied physic lol bro u for no get such story to tell apart from i read book untill i become blind and get hunch back.

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by collinometricx: 3:26pm On Jan 03, 2017
YungTemy:

bros.. That D na because of that matter o (if you've been following).. And if you dey my department International studies and history, If you get A.... Mmm. Then I go be your houseboy for ever. This I promise.

E be like say, you no no how AAU be. Lol Moscow0147 and collinometricx help me tell am abeg
he never no anything... mk he come see okosodo wen der mark for e farm...

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Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Yewandequeen(f): 3:27pm On Jan 03, 2017
idrisbabat5:

lol...moscow0147 is just trying to keep u to himself

I sense so

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